I was fortunate enough to see Clash of the Titans the other day, CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE, MY FRIENDS.
By which I mean I laughed so hard I was in tears. The perfect storm of just… top-shelf horrible excellence, I don’t even know what to say. Everything was masterfully awful, it’s like somebody wrote a moderately competent story, then another guy went through and made fun of everything and someone else was like “Oh hey, let’s make that instead.” PRE-PARODIED MOVIES, MY FRIEND, WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR?
so I made you some comics. 
They’ll live on forever under that Extras tab up at the top with the rest of my comics that aren’t specifically about Commander Badass and his bros.
You are like a valkyrie of failed serious things, picking up their fallen forms and delivering them to the Valha-ha.
Yeah, I know, wrong mythology. So what?
It’s okay, the Kraken is from the wrong mythology too, and that didn’t stop anybody.
All I know is that the Medusa looked hot… she turned something of mine to stone, Heh he he.
…wait, does that make me a furry?
Thankyou! LMFAO
I’m surprised that there isn’t a single God of War crossover.
Was there really a scorpion so big that it collapsed on itself naturally?
No, but SCIENCE.
The whole movie is essentially God Of War crossover, because EVERYTHING in Clash Of The Titans is in God Of War!!!! The Kraken, Medusa, giant scorpions, Pegasus, Zeus, Hades, Perseus, etc.
Wuah ha ha ha ha ha! That is some great stuff there, even if I didn’t think that little of the movie. Came out about as I expected – light on real story, heavy on the guys fighting stuff, about your average early-summer popcorn flick (but with fewer explosions)