The adventures of Mr. Fish and Fattest Pigeon
May 11, 2015
1:39 am
I am really sorry so many comics lately have been kinda phoned in but I have been basically constantly booked solid with important things I’m not allowed to talk about and maybe never will but have to finish in a really cut-throat turnaround, so here’s a comic about fattest pigeon aggressing at or possibly trying to romance Mr. Fish.
Also, there should be a Platinum Black Update tomorrow so that’s areal comic to look forward to at least.
Fattest pigeon!
I think he needs a little top hat and possibly lace cuffs.
Any comic with The Fattest Pigeon is a great one in my book. Has it gotten fatter, by chance?
I think Fattest has actually lost a little weight. Still a glorious example of fat pigeonkind.
He just looks smaller because he is in front of Mr Fish.
FATTEST IN SHOW
Is the Fattest Pigeon technically Jared’s second pokemon?
It’s a Pidove!
Pidovu, i choose you!
…Sorry for my lame pun.
That would probably be the shiny Gengar he immediately released.
But I have a feeling that isn’t the first time he’s done something like that
So fat.
Mr. Fish does not approve of such a flashy display of bravado from the iridescently feathered Fattest Pigeon.
“Well, blow me down!”
~Popeye
Fun fact lots of folks don’t realize – “Blow me down” means “Punch me down” or “Knock me down”, because “blow” is being used like “body blow” or “a blow to the head”.
The more you know!
Tell that to the wolf in the story of the three little pigs…
;)
Well, at least Shale isn’t there…
The Flattest Pigeon
Underrated post. Made me spit my drink, but it was worth it :D
Coela, you NEVER have to apologize for a comic involving Fattest Pigeon.
Or for a comic that’s just something funny.
Mr. Fish is not amused.
Pigeons are entirely too cocky.
I see what you did there… :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImjFy3tg8Dw
You don´t say?
I just saw this and immediately thought it was the Godpigeon from GoodFeathers.
https://youtu.be/aRW06RZ7aWw
Fat pigeons are just miniature tyrannosaurs in disguise.
Forgot to say last week — congratulations on your engagement!
Hm, yes, I would ship it.
Phoned in comic or not, this is still hilarious and I thank you for the weekly dose of humor. I love the smug goofy look on Fattest Pidgeon’s face.
Also, congratulations on your engagement, the best of luck to the two of you!
Fanning their tails and wings and spinning around like that with their head down and puffed up is almost certainly a courtship dance. Though I’ve never really seen another pigeon reciprocate or even care. Mr. Fish’s reaction is basically what I’ve come to expect from my observations.
…Are they even in the same Egg Group?
Dang, that would explain why my pidgey breeding never works out. Meanwhile the daycare guy is all how do they egg, we will never know, and the professors continue to hatch humans from the laboratory and assign them to designated parents.
you have no idea how badly I needed to see a pigeon chicken agro-ing at a pokemon this morning. Seriously, totally sums up my day.
This is Mr Fish’s way of saying
“I’m sorry Fattest Pigeon, but our love can never be. We’re not even in the same egg group”
*last panel expression* Mr Fish will have none of your shenanigans!
If more phoned comics are coming up, I wouldn’t mind seeing the gamestop gengar again myself.
I’m still curious why it wasn’t the fattest Pidgey?
Hatoufu Boyfriend, or whatever it is. It’s a dating Sim for pigeons. And Pidgey isn’t as much a pigeon as it is a hawk.
Mr. Fish is helping The Fattest Pigeon grind exp for evolution. He wants that Pidgeotto ponytail so badly even Mr. Fish was moved.
I need more of this.
I approve of this phoned-in comic.
Fattest Pigeon and Mr. Fish are my OTP.
Also, congrats on your engagement!
Sooo am I the only one who thinks the joke is based off of the joke in this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJg0BowmKz0
It’s based on owning pigeons.
It’s pretty dang impressive when even your so-called “Phoned In” comics are reliably entertaining.
It says a lot that Mr. Fish hasn’t eaten the Fat Pidgeon.
Jared beat the crap out of Mr.Fish if he ever ate mr.Pidgeon.
No, Jared would do something far more traumatizing. He would start making those gooey “I am so sad and may never know happiness again” puppy-dog eyes ALL THE TIME.
Jared probably put The Fattest Pigeon on the “Do Not Eat” list immediately.
“Or possibly trying to romance Mr. Fish.”
Mr. FishxFattest Pigeon confirmed, top OTP, I ship it.
i Think Mr. Fish is just playing with him. If he wanted it dead, he either would have just killed it or eaten it.
“And together… THEY FIGHT CRIME!”
*…IN SPACE!
WITH EXPLODING LAZERS
BUY TORGUE
Speaking of Torgue, has celosquid done a page with him?
Mr. Fish would use up more calories eating Fattest Pigeon than he would get back for consuming him.
You know, I wonder if Jared’s GOTY would be Hatoful Boyfriend…
People that do stuff like this comic in their spare time amaze me. When I get home from work, I just sort of collapse into a fugue state.
Also, I am 1000% OK with getting Manly Pokemon doing Pokemon Things this week or any week.
Hot Pigeon on a Gyarados action… Wait, egg groups much? (water 2 and dragon)
So, sorry to burst your bubble Ms. Pigeon but Mr. Fish would like to “play” with a different pet.
Mr. Fish ain’t got no time for F.P.’s sass!
Huh. Weird, I swore that I saw you apologising for a Fattest Pigeon and Mr. Fish comic. Must have imagined it.
Now excuse me while I coo (heh) over the tumbling tubby pigeon.
Mr. Fish is having none of your crap Pigeon.
I have come back to check this several times this week. I’ve quietly giggled at it every single time. We are but simple folk, heh. Hope your other projects are going smashingly.
Sound effects FTW!
I have no clue why I find this so hilarious, and the fact that I can’t figure it out bothers me to no end.
Fattest Pigeon + Mr Fish = great comic.
Honestly, anything with either is great, so both is like, SUPER GREAT
Possibly SUPER DUPER, but hey
Every time I reread this particular comic, I am amazed by its awesome combination of lazy simplicity and great amusement value.
….. is fattest pigeon trying to hit on mr. Fish? Cause that looks like a mating dance to me.
found my favorite strip in the comic