The Punchline is no particular punchline
June 13, 2011
12:00 am
I dunno how many people have heard of pillow fight leagues, but it’s one of those things I thought was just a lame excuse for guys to go ogle chicks pretending to be in some kind of sleepover fantasy before I actually saw one and realized it’s basically UFC with props. That whole “punch them in the face through a pillow” thing is totally a 100% legit tactic that was explained to me by a co-worker who competed in one.
So mad props to those pillow fighters, they have my respect.
Haha! Funny!
The second panel reads funny… should it be “Why don’t you go back to selling those little turtle candles on etsy, princess?”
It looks weird as it is now…
Maybe it’s an accent?
I thought it was a mistake, but, actually, reading it in a ridiculous Russian accent kinda works.
Come to think of it, it sounds like something Mila Jovovich’s Zoolander character would say…
Yeah I’m currently imagining her with like some thick Russian accent (no offense to any Russians, it’s because she’s accented, blonde and badass).
Yeah, it should be, unfortunately I did all the text at 6AM. I’ll have to edit it when I get home.
Totally don’t.
Just make it more like an accented omission.
FUCK YES! Do it!
Are they drunk after the very manly chest hair competition? :D
Actually, add that ‘s’ to candle – it looks weird as is. Or remove the word ‘those’ to make it sound Russian, – or change the ‘candle’ to ‘candy’?
I just assumed she was a female version of he Heavy from TF2. “PRINCESS NEEDS NEW DIAPER CHANGING STATIONNNNN!”
Man, they look SLOSHED.
This couple makes me ridiculously happy for some fool reason. *grumbles*
They look really tired. What were they doing? :O
I think they may be really drunk, from the previous comic.
That face in the fifth panel– It does something to me.
Vague comment is Vague.
It does.
It seems like a far off dream, a wish a fragment of happiness. I guess that’s what you start to do when you get old.
That’s what happens when time passes by and you forget the bad stuff that happened with the good stuff.
Has nothing to do with getting old. When I was 22, I did that. I see twenty somethings doing it all the time. I’m 38, and I don’t do that much any more. It’s been too long since I had to get all whimsy.
I’m thinking “Obama Campaign Poster”. That would be awesome. Have no idea what the caption would be though.
Rockin’ the big hair, Maddy!
It was probably the late 80’s/early 90’s. Big hair was quite the dealie-o back then.
That and women wearing two pairs of socks of various contrasting colors, rolling down the outer sock so you could see the color of the sock underneath.
Yeah, 80’s fashions, I don’t miss you AT ALL.
Probably not, if they were together seven/nine years, and they just recently divorced, it’d be in the 2000s.
Or… you know… several thousand years in the future…
Not that she has an accent, but I’ve always kind of thought of her as southern. Like big hair, big curves, big opinions :P
Well, you know how fashions resurface every 20 years …
The South has never truly left the Reagan years. They continue to hold onto the belief that if you hold off change for as long as possible, you’ll somehow come out on top. Having family in the South, I have been exposed to this weird idealism for 20 years or so.
Where does it say they recently divorced? He just said he had been together for seven/nine years.
Their youngest kid is two, so it was fairly recent.
Unless they had … a “relapse” or two.
Her hair’s naturally pretty big too.
Those….freckles….everywhere…in love
*dies*
Faye Reagan. You’re welcome.
Faye Reagan has genital warts.
Off putting much. Still would though.
Freckles <3
Time travel is full of bullshit.
I need a scotch. It’s five o’clock somewhere.
Hell, I’ll just go ahead and travel to five o’clock.
Or that too.
Prolly more than anything (and the source of my reason to get my drank on) is to go back and truly appreciate my grandfather before he passed away last friday.
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Aww, maaan! YoungCommander had/has/willhave GI Joe hair! 12″ Joe Represent!
And yeah, those two are bombed like Coventry.
“12″ Joe Represent!”
That’s what she said.
That’s what he wanted to hear…
First of all, awesome job on the well-endowed redhead. Thank you for that. Second, while I realize you’ve got a whole bunch of stuff on your plate at the moment, I’m sure I’m not the only one wondering when you’ll release a compilation of your comics a la Bill Watterson.
PLEASE? Maybe with a t-shirt to go along with it? Come on, PLEEEEASE?
What, like “There’s Chest Hair Everywhere”?
Now I’m wondering what happens to that Toy Shark the Commander’s Son carries when he’s alone.
That isn’t Bitey Shark from Sam & Fuzzy?
It’s probably my thing for violent sports speaking, but those pillow fights sound very awesome!
Holy crap. Those proportions on Maddy are just. Ugh. They scare me. ;-; Good job though.
Her build is based of Tocarra Jones as much as Commander’s is off Brock Lesnar.
Girl’s got a chest. Sometimes it happens.
She’s also apparently got a steel bra to keep those things in check, whew… Sort of related- I get a strong Christina Hendricks vibe from Maddie. Except you know… more likely to knock your teeth out ;P
Ahahaha, she wasn’t based on her at all, but that works. She’s kind of a combination a bunch of girls my brother has had crushes on with a plus-size model physique.
… I like your brother’s taste… at least as far as appearances go. Not sure I like that character’s attitude.
Freckled boobies.
How can one say “no” to that.
bewbs…just…bewbs…
Hah, didn’t realize how much like Duke the Commander could look with just a haircut!
Are you kidding? Haircut/colour and clothing are the only way I can tell them apart sometimes.
Most of the time.
Duke’s got a pointy chin instead of a square one, thin eyebrows, a Napoleonic nose instead of a blunt bison-y one, no body hair or stubble, an orangey saturated tan, thicker, square-ish lips, and a thinner waist when I draw him. I ref him more off the 90’s art where he looks like a tanked out Billy Idol with a crew cut than any of the modern stuff.
I always thought of his mouth as “Sylverster Stallone-ish”. Does that make any sense?
I probably wouldn’t have caught about half of that list if it wasn’t pointed out to me. I guess it comes with the training, huh?
Here, I made a chart.
You know, I had a hard time recognizing Duke without his shades.
It doesn’t really matter, though, to me. When I’m in the split-second it takes to identify a person, body shape and clothing are the instantaneous pointers my visual cortex can latch onto the easiest.
Chins, dimpled or otherwise, don’t really stand out on bulk that large.
Maddy’s freckled pillows are pretty impressive! No wonder she was the Commander’s type of girl.
Also, props to Jonesy for not being freak-out jelous just because he has nice memories of his ex. It’s nice to know that she’s awesome and stable, and not a lame emotional time-bomb.
I also noticed that. I wish more girls were like Jonesy, heh. Hell, I wish most people were like her. Jealousy is bad.
It might help that they’re both drunk.
I think booze would have quite the opposite effect, sending an already jealous prone person in a jealous alcooholic rage.
Depends on what kind of drunk they are, I suppose.
Yes, remember folks: Jealousy is never sexy and never sweet. Jonesy’s one of the good ones.
Man jonesy giving me all kinds of Man faces must be the horrible truth about adding to much detail throws a woman face off you talk about.
If pillow fighting boils down to if it connects with the pillow then I can see ryu winning pillow fighting tourneys.
I don’t think it’s so much she looks “mannish” as dead drunk and unappealing. I’ve noticed more and more if you have women making goofy messed up faces, people with delicate sensibilities come in and start complaining that they look like men. Because “not pretty” apparently equals “manface”.
Amen to that- and it’s really annoying, too, because it’s not even true. Women gurning do not look like men. They just look like women pulling weird-ass faces.
I figure all I can do is draw ladies who don’t have doll faces.
That was what I liked about Charlotte in Princess and the Frog, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a mainstream animated movie where they have a female character who is for all intents and purposes a pretty person, and make her they wacky comic relief. Usually they only exaggerate characters like that when they’re intentionally ugly, like the Wicked Step sisters, Yzma, Cruella DeVil, Ursula. Average-attractive female supporting characters end up like Pocahontas’s friend, the Triplets in Beauty and the Beast, Ariel’s sisters. I think Lottie was the only one I’ve seen who gets to be pretty sometimes, cute sometimes, and making faces like this sometimes. Except maybe Darla Dimple and… come to think of it the two get compared to each other a lot.
This is all hugely relevant to my interests, as I get a surprising amount of comments about girls I draw having ‘mannish’ faces–usually due to something like the face being tilted upwards from a frontal view, so the jaw’s more squarish and pronounced. What’s more, I don’t see why this seems to get people a little up in arms if a lady DOES look ‘mannish’.
On that note, I certainly don’t think Jonesy looks mannish or ugly here. Just, y’know. Human. Actually reminds me a lot of a couple girls I know in person.
(Girls who look like they’re in a permanent state of stoned, but, nonetheless.)
I think it’s because the only purpose of women in art is to look pretty and give ultimate boners at all times and if they don’t, they are honorary men. *shudders*
Or else maybe it’s that all men are ugly because they don’t give straight guys boners, so unattractive = man-like.
As for Jonesy, I don’t think she looks mannish either … she’s even got a cute Claudia Black thing going on in some of the drunk panels.
Mmm. Claudia Black. Mmm.
I see notes of Steven Tyler in panel seven.
Steve Tyler’s looks kinda like a woman so I see what you mean. (I’m a huge fan but he really does look like a chick.)
Dead drunk was what I saw for 6 of those panels(roller derby understandable for that sport rough) then the 7th just threw me off. I guess drunk smug josey tip the scale. Though Manly be wrong word to use I should had use the word new, Smug Drunk Josey is just another face of Josey that like the Coffee Smile Josey is new to me.
When I first glanced at the comic, those freckles on Maddy looked like body hair.
Maybe that’s the point…?
Hahaha, the fifth panel is amazingly good for mash-ups or something
“Remember when you were young and weren’t on the internet?”
*datface*
I’m kinda wondering how many people can actually claim that?
Most people I know on the Internets are all people who grew up with the Internet in front of them. I’m 38 – I remember a time before the Internet was public. So … HAHAHA!
I’m 24 and i’m able to remember this time as well. “dreams” Its just that now the time’s flowing waaaay faster than before.
The “kids” from now have a really fast “maturing curve” where they go from innocent angels to internet-using devils with too much insight in aspects of life we were forbidden to know until we were 18 or more years old…
I do. I was about 20 when I got my first computer. It was a NEC. It had an 8-inch floppy drive, 20 megabytes of hard drive memory… and there was no internet to speak of, though there were the BBSes.
Ahh this comic makes me happy. Yeah i agree, thanks for making Jonesy cool. I was half expecting to see her all distressed as I scrolled down. Thankfully not the case! Great jorb.
I’ll choose to believe that the fourth panel is Maddy giving the Commander expert tips before he enters the ring himself.
The Commander’s marriage is starting to make more sense. Also I never knew Pillow Fighting leagues were so brutal.
I find it funny that its Jonesy who is propping the Commander up
Pillow Fighting Leagues….men get their fantasy fetish of girls pillow fighting and beating the bloody shit out of each other and the girls get the thrill of beating the shit out of people. With pillows. Win win for both.
“Time travel’s fulla bullshit”
There’s an old saying on the internet: I lol’d, hard.
Pillow Fighting Leagues… I could get into that. Especially if all of them are as, *ehem* well endowed as the commander’s ex. What? I’m a guy!
This strip… <3 has timing and a half! I'm a long-time reader and I started Derby just this weekend! Did your Awesome Senses tingle?
Also, I love the colouring in this one.. the evening tones really set the "now" and "then" panels apart from each other. And EVERY strip needs this much of the Commander's nose in it!
Video or it didn’t happen!
You actually can get DVDs of the matches. at least at the one in Toronto.
For the first time in my life, I actually see something good in North America. You sir, are awarded an Internet. Don’t spend it all at once.
*ma’am.
Maddy obviously had an unfair advantage- she had TWO huge pillows to work with!
I don’t know how you do it C. Squiddy, but you’ve managed to make the Commander look hot even when drunk!
sarah’s face in the second to last panel really upsets me…
Yeah, It’s one of those things where I was like “This is ugly, should I change it? Nah, she’s really trashed.” Same reason Commander’s eyes don’t quite line up in the third panel.
Its nice to get to see what originally brought Maddy and the Commander together. She may have left behind her fighting days but now she is a whole new type of awesome! She is the mother of two Badass’ children. I imagine when they want to pillow fight she has to restrain her old instincts.
I thought when he said 9 years, but more like 7, the marriage was that bad that it felt like forever.
Wow, Jonesy used to do the Roller-Derby schtick. Even if it was for five minutes, she had to qualify somewhere to get on a team. LOL
Also, being a divorced man myself, I must admit there were days where I actually reminisced back to happier times in my old marriage. Whimsey or no, we had a lot of them. Just that she wasn’t happy I was leaving the military and wanted to have a husband who was permanently in the military (because she became hooked/spoiled on the military lifestyle). She’s been divorced twice after me for the same reason. Go figure.
I like how the last two comics turned out to the set-up for character development.
Seemed like as good a time as any to shoe-horn some in there :P
Aw, look how nice and clean-shaven the Commander looks!
Panel four… yow!
Indeed! No wonder he married her…
It takes a manly wife to satisfy the manliest of men.
These two are adorable, I love it :P
Not to be confused with the Pillow Biting League.
This is a rarity. A comic all about the character’s pasts… Or whatever you would consider it for the commander.
“Why DON’T you go back to selling” is what I think you meant. I got yo back dogg
Awesome as always
oh, nvm, someone already covered it, forget I said anything
yeah, I usually end up reshuffling the text so the bubbles don’t clip the art too much at 6AM when I can barely function anymore, so I frequently don’t realize I’ve chopped off pieces of words or spelled things wrong. OH WELL cheap fast good pick two I guess.
I really like the colouring on this one, I just find it really pretty. the 5th panel has to be my favorite, just because of the colours and the commanders smile.
Young commander looks like brock sampson in his spy days.
Just sayin
As much as he looks like Duke Nukem and a GI Joe and I’m sure every other blond tanky army guy with a buzz cut.
I don’t really see duke nukem… But whatever. And it’s not just the haircut, its the wide jaw and the nose, I think.
Just like how people a few comments away are discussing how absolutely indistinguishable he is from Duke, I also get Cid Highwind, Jack Cayman, Simon Belmont, Damon Baird, Wolverine, and a slew of characters I’ve never even heard of. And y’know, he’s designed to be a complete stereotype so I guess that’s bound to happen.
You’re all off the mark, though, he’s more like a cross between the Disney Beast and Aquaman.
Disney’s Beast and Aquaman?! SQUEEEEE. I knew there was a reason the Commander spoke to my little 6-yr-old-disney-fangirl heart. 8D
Hahaha, Brock Sampson.
You know, if there was ever a manly mullet …
Wolverine and Simon Belmont? What?
I can see AquaBeast, though. Beast’s nose and brow plus Aquaman’s hair and jawline. I’m sure there’s more to it, but I have the artistic sense of an eggplant and can’t see the rest.
Here you go, I made you a chart.
You know, I’m not sure I appreciate you making me fall in love with a fictional character. The ex-wife is someone I could totally see myself ending up with. :P
Ooh, I think a certain Dragon Age character might have drunk the commander under the table, or close to it. Commander not looking so manly now :)
This pillow fight stuff confuses and bewilders me.
she looks ugly in this one… normally she’s all cute but today shes ugly… new make up?
They’re all drunk.
how does that make you ugly?!?!?!
Ever been totally sloshed before? Or even seen facebook photos of people in the aftermath of a good party?
Plus it’s dawn, indicates a long night of drinking. That’s subtle, Coelasquid, I didn’t even notice it until now. Well played!
Alcohol dehydrates you. That highlights certain qualities in the face that can appear very ugly. In this case, it’s given her heavy bags under her eyes, which is not all that appealing.
So, in fact, the punchline of machismo in this belongs to a woman. Oh ho, I like what was done here.
For a moment I thought that pic of Maddy was Comander seing Jonesy through beer-goggles, it was so confusing! :O
Wow, I never thought I’d ever read a shout-out to pillow fight wrestling in a webcomic. My big sister joined the Pillow Fight League in Toronto for a while and really enjoyed it! Was apparently pretty good at it too. :D
I agree with you that it could be pretty brutal stuff. Tackles, pins, whaling at each other with pillows that legitimately HURT… partly sad, partly glad that she doesn’t do it much anymore.
Awesome, one of my friends on Ugly Americans was in the Toronto one too! I forget what her “stage name” was, though.
Ahahaha, oh well. They probably didn’t meet up; I remember my sister’s stage name, but it’s google-able and I dunno if I wanna put her name up on a popular site like yours. :x Maybe I’ll send you an email!
I thought you were kidding when you mentioned Pillow fighting leagues.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pillow_Fight_League
I was wrong.
holy shit. the wiki specifically mentions that putting bricks in your pillow is not allowed. Has that happened somewhere?
You know, I thought the exact same thing.
“Oh, pillow fight leagues! What a delightfully wacky made up sport to match this made up universe!”
Ohh no. Apparently a thing. I am both intrigued and disturbed.
…This is some Ranma 1/2 crazy shit right here. Martial Arts Pillow Fighting.
Figger’d.
I love the Commander’s accent.
… Figger’d. SAY IT WITH ME!
Man, pillow fighting can be pretty hardcore. I don’t know about punching through, though. Usually I just mash the pillow down at the bottom of it’s case and swing that bastard like it’s a morning star. Damn near taken a head off with a pillow!
Plus, with the counterweight set up in such a way it’s really easy to disarm someone and kerrang ’em good on the backswing. Maybe I should make a series of instructional videos for how to pwn with a pillow.
It’s good to see the two bonding like this once in a while. Though it’s understandable why the Commander’d still think of his ex… he did spend years (if indeterminate specific number of years due to time travel) with her.
Jonesy strikes me as one of the few who’d be okay with Commander’s past, she’s very laid back and knows he’s divorced. I imagine this would be limited though, but Commander doesn’t seem like someone who’d overdo the ‘good ol days’ routine anyway… especially since he can time travel.
Freckles *droooool*
Man, now I really want some turtle candles from etsy…
man, i can see a whole slew of manly men T’s making great sale, including a freclke shirt and a hair shirt…
Y’know, for some reason I just keep waiting for the Commander and Jonesy to call it off. I guess it’s so common for people to throw that in as drama now that I’ve come to just expect it whether or not I like it.
That being said, I REALLY hope that doesn’t happen. Although it would be amusing to see how Jonesy would react to a pissed Commander and visa-versa.
I really, really like this one. Get’s me right there (*taps the middle of closest gaming controller*). :)
…this is a real thing?
Well I guess I know how I’m spending my weekend.
Finding a woman to marry based on who hits the hardest. The chick that knocks out her opponents with the pillow alone? That’s the future Mrs. Zeroes.
SECOND PANEL. JONESY’S BUTT. FAP FAP FAP.
Sir you epitomise the maturity I think that this comic in general represents.
CONGRATULATIONS.
Ya know, I’m not really into redheads…. but now… now I’m kinda into redheads.
i need to join one of those leagues lol
The thought occurs; Maybe it was two+ years more for him because he went back in time to spend more time together and save the marriage?
Discuss.
Do a six month tour in a time pocket somewhere, go back to the place in time you left, and you’re six months comparatively older than the people you went back to.
I don’t know why people are freaking out, she just looks tired to me.
This is beautiful
I never understood the fascination some guys have with catfights, theyre not sexy at all >> And I mean when theyre actual fights, not just playing around. Damn man, they scary.
The problem I have with catfights is that they tend to spill over onto the observers. That is, at some point, they get me involved, and that’s no fun whatsoever.
Maybe it’s just the combination of fights and women. Cause some guys like fights and they also like women….so put them together….?
Not all things are as good as a simple sum of its parts.
E.g. I like A. Schwarzenegger and I like adult movies, but if you add the two – you won’t get something I aspire to see…
Especially present day Ahnold. *shivers*
There is such thing as too much of a good thing. Catfights can be exactly that – too much of a good thing, especially when they spill over into the observers. People just get hurt that way.
I suspect it’s something like guys’ common reaction to lesbians: they seem to assume that it’s a show put on for them, not real. Trouble is, while some are indeed fakes trying to draw attention, some are real and could care less if there’s some guy over there trying to get their attention, or in the case of a fight, not get a fist in the face.
That’s nice… the part of the Commanders memories that doesn’t want him to set women on fire with his eyes… Big guy, bigger heart, eh?
Eventually, your anger burns out and you look at the bright side of your previous marriage.
In my case it was, “I’m glad she divorced me back then because living with her now would be pure HELL.” I learned a valuable lesson – doesn’t matter if you’ve known the person 2 weeks or 2 years (I knew her for 2 years), if there’s even a suspicion that the other person will be looney or unfaithful later, listen to your gut instincts NOW.
My wife now is a pure sweetheart and great person. And there’s no sign of crazy or unfaithfulness.
There’s a word in Portuguese that perfectly describes the Commander’s feelings in panel 5, “Saudade.” The short definition is a feeling of wistful remembrance. The long definition takes paragraphs, and there are plenty of people on google who can do a better job that I.
nice flashback I say. BTW Coelasquid just saw the press release for the 10 new episodes of Ugly Americans starting June 30th…. Were these episodes done before it was canceled last year or did CC actually give the go ahead for a new season and you brought back on with the other people to do the show again?
It was never cancelled, studios just don’t work on shows year round. They staff up, make the episodes, and then lay off the crew until it gets renewed. Animators can’t animate without boards, and board artists can’t draw without scripts, so there’s nothing for the animation department to do when the writers/board artists/layout artists are working. When we finished making the first season and the crew disassembled I was offered a job in LA on a different show. Augenblick was going to be doing all the designs and boards in New York for the second season, so I would have been out of work for a few months if I waited to animate on the second season. The job offer in the States started almost immediately after Season one of UA wrapped up, though, so I followed that.
Ahh totally understand that part Coela…. As for me mistaking the show for being canceled was just the one news site I go to for animation and them jumping the gun about with no new season in current view its more or less canceled. I sometimes hate the site for that but it gives good updates on anything and everything animated
If they said “no new episodes this close to the end of the last season means cancelled, they probably have no concept of how long it takes to do traditional animation in flash. Even on the second half of the first season, we had six months to do seven episodes from script to broadcast. It takes a couple weeks for boards, a couple weeks for designs, a couple weeks for layout, a couple weeks for animation, but the schedule averages out to three dedicated weeks an episode.
I just found this comic today, read them all, and wanted to say: awesome! This totally made my day.
…and apparently I had to come back the next day and read them all over again. Seriously good stuff :)
just noticed the commanders clean cut in the flashback with mandy
Speaking of the Commander looking like people. You can add Grayson Hunt from Bulletstorm to that list. He’s basically the same guy only he has black hair and wears his goggles around his neck instead. Take a look for yourself
It’s almost like he’s a complete stereotype too.
It looks like Jack Black O.o But not ugly looking
Oh god they look terrible when drunk XD Can’t wait to see how they handle being hungover
Either we will find out in a few days or time will move on and we will never know…
Jones must be a very laid back, understanding lady. Most chicks would get angry if their man was thinking wistfully about his ex :P
You have to keep in mind there’s nothing concrete to say that he’s “her man” just yet. A date or two, a hand over the shoulder… after tonight, they might have The Talk or whatever, though.
I’m one of the classic user who lurk and never comment (indeed I’m italian and my english sucks like hell, so It’s a good excuse for don’t fuckup the comments with my Tarzan-typing :D ) but today is the day, and so I wanna simply say thanks for this comics and you’re art, quite refreshing and damn always so dynamic and a collection of gold face expressions!
Really awesome stuff!
And… by the way, can you send the Commander here in Italy?
You know, I think he can handle the Mr.B stuff and (break some legs) kick him away! :D
See-ya!
Y’know… I have to wonder how long the walk home from Kirkwall is for them… I mean, at first I thought they’d been out drinking until the early hours of the morning, but then I realized that they might just have been walking for several hours… and THEN I realized that I’m probably thinking way too hard about this. Story of my life.
Pillowfighters, the unsung badasses of the sports world.
Oh my. The 4th panel made my heart speed up a little.
Y’know, I’ve been coming back to this strip at least once or twice every few months since it came out, and I only just noticed that the blonde rollerderby woman says “Vhy”. Suddenly, she is Russian to me.
I fucked up the grammar and wrote “little turtle candle” instead of “little turtle candles” but when I went back to fix it people said they liked it more that way because it made her sound Russian. So I committed to it.
The Commander is right; you don’t just spend 9 (in my case, 12 – over a thrid of my life up to that point) years of your life with someone “an’ go’n ferget about ’em that easy”. I still have those wistful moments every so often, and we’ve been divorced for over 6 years. At least Jonesy was cool about it. I think my current gf would be less than understanding if I was that overt when it happens.
I have to admit, one of my favorite things about this comic is the interplay between the Commander and his ex-wife and his kids. It reminds me a lot of my own life (with less burning of old shacks and to-the-death-fighting with my fellow canucks, of course). I always got the impression you were fairly young, so for someone who, I would assume, has little experience with such things you have a pretty good handle on it.
That blocker so pulled a major penalty on Jammer Jonesy. To the box with her!
Welp, followed the trail of links, wandered about the internet for amusement following this, and stumbled upon something interesting. And because im not allowed to throw in more links its on my name.
I love how a half asleep spelling error at 6AM evolved a background character into a seriously baddass Russian-American Roller Derby player.
Commander says he’s 32 in 2018. (April 2, 2018)
This was in 2011.
So, 2018 – 2011 = 7 years ago. (He’s 25 here)
25 – 9 (he says together for 9 years here) = 16… A bit young to marry, don’t you think?
Luckily, he doesn’t play by our rules when it comes to time.
Or maybe AAA American steak babies age fast early on or something.
Time doesn’t really pass in this comic, they’re all more or less fixed ages
In this comic, the *pillow* is the punchline.