I’m almost surprised this isn’t actual in-game dialogue
August 28, 2017
2:56 am
I’m sure you’ll hear my Junkrat cosplay friend use this one a lot at the next con she pops up at.
Manly Guys Doing Manly Things
Updated Mondays or whenever I feel like it
Send it to blizzard, maybe they will put it in!
Sent it to Blizzard. With Coelasquids name on it.
You should submit this line to Blizzard, I bet you could get them to use it. Nice comic Kelly!
I didn’t know Junkrat was a dad.
You don’t HAVE to be a dad to make dad-jokes.
You just don’t have an excuse to do so otherwise.
I just remembered he had a peg leg. New cosplay if I ever loose a leg.
And junkrat thinks he can be inconspicuous in a disguise with that peg leg.
A large part of me is hoping that this means that peg legs are incredibly common in junkertown due to wild drop bear attacks. Or possibly thats why he got exiled (for blowing off everyones legs).
He could wear pants and a cap on the end that looks like a shoe or boot. His leg being able to bend helps that a lot.
Too late. It’s already head cannon that junkrat is responsible for the great peg leg crisis of ’94
On one hand, it’s cool to have a character that works well for cosplayers with a disability.
On the other hand, why wait? I’ve seen a cosplayer who covered up their foot with a mock Trap Mine and had the peg leg resting on that. Looked like it worked pretty well.
Tina folded her leg behind herself, strapped it to her waist, and walked around with her knee tucked in a stage peg leg
that sounds really uncomfortable, I hope she took lots of breaks to stretch
That sounds like it could get very uncomfortable very quickly. Or worse.
yeah, it wasn’t a lot of fun. But at least it looked rad hahaha
If I ever lose a leg I’m cosplaying as Reinhardt because **** typecasting.
Roadhog looks more ripped than usual. Must be working out.
He’s also not in danger of a sudden wardrobe malfunction.
(Seriously Hog, pull up your bloody pants. I don’t want to be presented with your plumber’s crack when I have to run behind you)
Except he actually lost that foot in a freak shaving accident…
I thought it was accepted at this point that uses explosives for daily tasks. Shaving? Flamethrower. Mowing the lawn? Land mines. Bathing? Bath bombs.
I think Popular Mechanics postulated once the usabilty of dynamite to plow land.
Even Crocodile Dundee knows the utility of dynamite to go fishing.
…and get yourself in jail! Let’s not forget that, people! XD
Yeah, and judging by his sanity, his bath bombs are full of bath salts.
Just before the last panel Junkrat used his exploding wheel on a wild Bastion that suddenly appeared.
For those of you reading this comment who didn’t see the comic on Monday, when it wasn’t colored yet: the non-colored version of this comic was missing Junkrat’s wheel in the last panel.
Figuring out that safe distance cost him an arm and a leg.
That’s pretty much the same cost for having tattoos removed…
It’s one of those things that ring “but of course, its so evident!” That no one notices.
Oh and Roadhog more… Beefy😁? I always thought of him as more weightlifter than bodybuilder material.IMBWT.
I need to see that second panel of crazed-Junkrat in Heath-Ledger-Joker styling. It’s perfect.
Photoshop, here I come.
The ultimate weight loss diet called the foot long gone.
BADABOOM{{*FWOOMPH*}}
Technically he’s not wrong.
If he only lost his foot, then it wasn’t the explosion that did the damage – it was flying debris, in which case a single foot can make all the difference. Or good cover.
Well he lost an arm on the same side, but we don’t actually know if both of those limb removals happened in the same explosion. Though if he DID lose them both at the same time, I’m not sure debris can explain them both.
He probably lost the arm doing what I would do to try to set off an explosive….poke it with a marshmallow on a stick….its a totally viable way to make smores..I would probably use a longer stick then Junkrat, thus the lost arm….
I read that as “blast time” at first and cracked up at the double pun
Cannot unhear lol
The only reason it’s not is because there’s too much text for Roadhog to say. It would take forever.
Junkrat’s punchline reminds me of a HP/DCAU crossover one-shot. Harry ends up in that universe, in Gotham of all places. While visiting a museum, he sees Joker and Harley trying to rob the place. Harry does the only thing logical: cast a couple of cutting curses from his hiding spot and removes Joker’s hands. Harley quips, “Mr. J, you’ve been disarmed!” Harry, feeling the need to relieve some tension, replies, “I didn’t disarm him, I unhanded him!” This sent Joker into a laughing fit.
After a long time of reading this comic I just realized how to comment
Buff roadhog!
Literally, a muscular roadhog!
Make it happen Blizzard!
Maybe he started stress eating after teaming up with junk rat.
This is by far my most favorite joke ever.
Like, half your stuff would be canon worthy!
Woof, might want to go a bit further m8.
Funny stuff here. :)
I expected something amusing. I was not disappointed. But now I remember that one joke from Jim Norton, and I hate laughing at that joke, but that just makes me laugh more!