I’m sure “Pokéface” jokes have been done before, but Mr. Fish is gonna rock it
March 14, 2011
12:00 am
I’m going to dedicate this comic to Marnie, because he just turned five years old and he’s my favourite internet pet video star. (Just pointing it out because some people were confused, Marnie isn’t mine, I’m just one of his fans)
Where does Commander get that coffee cup from? I’m gonna say he grabbed it while Jared was explaining his master plan. Really, I ran out of time to draw a comic again this week because I’ve been in the process of unpacking my apartment and acquiring furniture. I probably should have fixed it, but it’s 5AM and I’m so tired I’m starting to feel ill.
For the record, though, he really does have 7,700 Facebook Friends
Now 9,380 friends!.
Waaaitaminute… is that an Angry Birds cup? Commander, you never cease to surprise us.
When the Commander plays angry birds, he straps C4 to real birds and throws them at real buildings. He’s Commander Badass after all.
THIS.
No, seriously… I could see this happening.
I don’t. I can’t see him being that cruel to animals for pure entertainment.
Same here but any of the other boys? Oh hell yeah.
Then maybe already dead birds with C4 strapped to them?
I imagine him going to the deli and purchasing a dozen whole chickens.
Hey! Maybe he can get a discount out of Jonesy!
That reminds me of a military urban legend. To test aircraft windows and engines against bird-strike they have chicken cannons (Well, large bird cannons) which fire (I hope, dead) birds into the engines etc.
When some Canadians bought some of these cannons to test their aircraft they were dismayed to find that many of them were suffering higher amounts of damage than expected. So they contacted the company and other groups for advice. The answer?
“Step 2. Defrost chickens”
It’s canada, wouldn’t frozen wildlife be more realistic? ;)
I don’t no about that particular incident but I can confirm from personal experiance that “chicken chuckers” are not an urban legend. They exist.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqsytx5RNmw
Didn’t they test this on Mythbusters?
Yes they did and frozen birds make for much better projectiles… Unless of course you want to also cover the person in buzzard gizzards…
I’ve heard so many differant versions of that legend. The first I heard was that it was American engineers who messed up after buying them off a British firm, and then about a year later, I heard the same, but with British engineers buying them off an American firm. I think I’ve heard the same with French and German as well.
Does anyone but me see him talking down a bunch of birds who have strapped C4 to themselves and are planning to get their habitats back by blowing up our cities?
Nah, I definitely can see that.
He just throws the C4
Nor would he throw C4 birds at occupied structurally useful buildings. He has gone through the complex legal process that allows him to throw C4 armed birds at buildings that are to be demolished, safely abandoned or on his own property. Time travel was obviously involved in said legal matters.
He’s no dummy.
I don’t know whether I should be in awe or in terror in regard of the trufax.
Also, I kind of want to see the “Mr. Fish gets stuck in a tree” video…
Haha! I was just wondering how Mr. Fish would get stuck in a tree.
I would think the tree would get stuck in Mr. Fish instead… and how the hell do you get a friggin’ sea monster out of a tree?
The way you get any pokemon out of a bad situation:
Throw a pokeball at it.
At the risk of being yelled at, maybe he got caught by the Japanese tsunami?
Too soon.
you obviously spend little to no time at all on the internet…NOTHING is ever too soon…there are thousands of jokes about the quake and tsunami
I actually spend way too much time here [online]…. :P Just personal tastes I guess.
I, too, am curious about such a video. A several hundred pound sea serpent getting stuck in a lowly tree?
That I gotta see.
While the average Gyarados weights about 518.1 lbs (235 kg), the fact still remains that Gyarados is a Water / Flying type which may explain how he got in the tree. And since the only flying attack he gets is Bounce, I would very much love to see the video of him getting stuck in the tree XD
I simply have to agree.
personally I want to see the one about mr fish stealing cheerios lol
I demand that Coelasquid learns/gets flash and makes these real
I’ve been working as a professional flash animator for two years.
I laughed so hard at this pwn.
Hoiguyyami uses HM01 on Coelasquid.
Coelasquid already knows flash.
*golf clap*
Did they change the HM numbering since Gold/Silver? I remember Flash being HM05 and HM01 was cut. But then again, I haven’t played in ages.
I think somewhere along the line they removed it’s HM status, ’cause it’s TM in the DS games.
There’re still HMs, they just got rid of the idea that TMs are single use and really downplayed the use of HMs in Black/White. I’m pretty sure you can beat the game without HMs, you just can’t explore any of the bonus areas an have to take the long way around caves.
Pardon my ignorance but we are talking about that GIANT sea snake with a 10ft wide mouth… right? How the fuck can something that size be only 512lbs? Great Whites weigh more than that. :/
518lbs^ -.-
Oh, that’s all right, then.
Pokedex entries are ridiculously disproportionate to what they want us to think of the animals as. By the numbers, Gyarados is shorter and lighter than an anaconda. Ponyta are three feet tall, that’s barely waist-high at their head. A charizard is 5’7″, that’s about as tall as I am. A Blastoise is 5’3″ and 188 lbs, that means WWE star Dalip Singh Rana is two feet taller and twice the weight of a Blastoise. Competitive bodybuilders and strongmen could bench press multiple blastoise. Scottish men could have blastoise chucking competitions at the highland games and it would be one of the less strenuous events.
That would be a sport I would participate in. I’ve noticed that too in the pokedex enteries… maybe they need to revamp the series and redo all of the enteries and stats to make them a little more realistic.
Keep in mind though, that they were trying to make a certain impression compared to the main protagonist, a twelve-ish year old boy.
Who’s been ten-twelve for about 15years… ô_o
The series, as a whole, makes absolutly no sense. They need a reboot.
It needs to die.
Pokemon doesn’t die.
IT MURDERS YOU IN YOUR SLEEP AND CONSUMES YOUR SOUL.
What, you haven’t read the coma theory
Ok, now, rule of cool, pokecaber tossing is something that now needs to exist. @_@
“There can be only ONE! HIGHLANDERMON! I CHOOSE YOU!!!”
I don’t know about you guys but I tend to read pounds as KG so that it would at least have some semblance to the actual weight of the pokemon. As for the height, screw it, that stuff is poorly done anyhow.
That’s nothing. Look at Wailord. Forty-seven feet tall, possibly much longer. Weight? 877 lbs.
Let’s do a bit of math here. Let’s assume Wailord has a volume of 103,823 ft (47 cubed). A cubic foot of air weighs, on average, 0.0807 lbs. So, a pocket of air the size of Wailord weighs roughly 8378 lbs. Use those same numbers for helium (0.011 per cubic foot), and you have 1142 lbs.
You heard it here, people. Wailord weighs less than helium.
Wailord moonlights as a parade balloon.
Not to be overly realistic here, but I’m pretty sure Mr. Fish doesn’t know any attacks. We have actually seen him kind of Fly, but he only knows four at a time, and I think those slots are mostly filled with things like the “play dead” we saw earlier.
BUT this is not to say the video of him stuck in a tree would not be awesome. Anyone on here with wicked animating skills?
I’m kinda intrested in seeing how Mr. Fish meets a seagull ends. I’m assuming with noming. A REAL twist would be that they become friends.
I am also curious about the seagull video. I imagine they could become friends if Mr. Fish didn’t eat it and the seagull ate parasites off of Mr. Fish. . . Also. . . Is it bad that I am one of Mr. Fish’s facebook fans?
i would buy that t-shirt and wear it everywhere i go
I agree, if you ever sell some merch Coelasquid, that Mr. Fish shirt should totally be one.
And Woopa Troopa! I’d pay real, actual money for that one.
Not to be “that guy” but there might be some copyright issues with Mr. Fish being a Pokemon. Although, if VG Cats can get away with it…
Well, those are Scott’s artwork, not Nintendo’s, so it’d probably be the same here.
Although I have a feeling Nintendo is more likely to lay claim to the world’s greatest Gyarados than to Professor Oak shouting “BITCH BE TRIPPIN’ BALLS”.
A lot of Scott’s stuff moves into uncomfortable territory for me. Like, I see nothing about the Boo shirt that to me, passes off as a parody or creative commons, it just looks like a boo. And the “Broseidon, God of the Brocean”, the picture is funny, but the line is straight out of the Bro Code bok that spun off of How I Met Your Mother.
Well he’s been selling this shit for years so I don’t think you have anything to worry about. Besides, Mr.Fish has like… downs syndrome or brain damage. I don’t believe Nintendo would be willing to claim it as their property. XD
I imagine that there might be some copyright issues with that.
I second that
Why am I more surprised that Jared has a girlfriend (even an internet one) than Mr. Fish having 7,700 friends?
Cue ‘Weird Science’ Canadian Girlfriend reference in 5 4 3 2 1…
You aren’t the only one who was surprised. Of course, the fact that Mr. Fish has that many fans only proves how awesome he is, something we already knew. Jared having a girlfriend? That’s a different story.
Then again…it is an online girlfriend, so who really knows…
She’s only in the relationship because he knows Mr. Fish
I was going to say that the relationship was actually *with* Mr. Fish and Jared is kidding himself.
I’d be more surprised if it’s an actual girl…
I’ll be really shocked if she’s a normal and well adjusted girl, personally.
Apparently, she’s both. It’s the black girl from the “Make a man out of Mac” parody strip.
(Now I’m really curious about this relationship.)
(she’s South Asian) Granted it was a pretty simplified style so uh… characters probably don’t read so clearly.
Totally didn’t look it in the strip. -.-;
Because I’m one of his friends ^-^ and you probably are too.
You should put that t-shirt up for sale, i would buy it instantly!
SECONDED!
Never heard lame jokes about Pokeface, but mr. Fish sure adds amazing charm to it. Can’t wait for the real tshirt or print or at least high res image to put it on the desktop. (oh pweeaaaaase!)
I totally want that design on a shirt!
Haha, I hope you do know how genuinely clever and funny this comic can be. You do a really good job with characters and expressions. I dunno if people use that pokèface joke, but I’m fairly sure people will be now after seeing this. Again, great work on this!
Can’t take his, Can’t Take his Dragon Rage!
I would absolutely wear that shirt.
Manly men can produce coffee wherever. It’s always plot-available.
Especially if their name contains Commander or any variant on it. You can safely assume there is always someone standing off camera to hand them a cup of steaming hot coffee or to take said cup of coffee when they need both hands.
…there should be a tvtrope on it if there is not. I dare not check for fear of the time sink.
never thought about his name before, does that mean his kids are also “badasses”?
That’s one of those last names that everyone makes fun of as kids, but makes us all jealous later. I knew a guy with the last name epic, he had the same problem…
It’s a class ability that becomes available at E-6 and above.
Man, if only those videos were real, as in real, living Mr. Fish…
I love that The Commander finds Lady Gaga’s noise as annoying as I do.
Or at least Septuple remixed Lady Gaga.
Seconded. It’s also my reaction to most anime openings. XD
I’m one of those friends! :D
I’m so glad I can’t hear what the commander is hearing right now, as fun as Lady Gaga is I bet it sounds somthing akin to cats being slaughtered
*something
And I’m one of those 7,700 friends. *unrelenting joy*
ZOMG me too! -dances in joy- Mr. Fish forever, man!
As am I, United we stand. Also love how the Fish video with the most views is Mr. Fish rolls over (at 1.8 million!)
It DID take up all his move slots to learn… So then he must have leveled up from “defeating” all those pokemon at the palpark and learned bounce… Therefore getting himself stuck in the tree. Also, anyone wans to bet that Mr Fish will fall on Jared when he gets out of the tree?
Does Mr, Fish know dragon dance?
Not until level 44…
So, in this universe Pokémon are like the cats of the real internet? Or is it just Mr. Fish, which makes him some sort of LOLGyarados…
…I think I just had the most ingenious idea I could ever have. O_O
(Also, chuckles at the Angry Birds mug. Somehow it just seems fitting)
more like LOLrados
You’re trying to wedge him into ZooLOLogy too hard.
LongGyarados is not only long, but commonly fights Godzilla.
FlyingGyarados is watching you battle.
In the first panel, the coffee was on the table and blocked from view behind the monitor. The Commander grabbed it as he was looking closely at Mr Fish’s youtube page.
Where’s my No Prize?
I would buy a shirt like that, then I would brag about it.
Can’t read my pokeface.
Clearly his future self popped in, handed him the mug and said “You’re going to want this for his explanation…” then popped back out.
In that case, the coffee’s probably Irish.
I’m wondering if Commander has a problem with internet girlfriends. I was an internet girlfriend before I met and married my husband. Sometimes that’s the only way to meet someone as weird as yourself.
I too married my internet sweetie. Just beware the next inevitable phase:when they leave yo’ butt as your paths of weirdness head down different directions.
That doesn’t sound bitter does it? Guess I’m still in the “wishing to be able to set women on fire with my mind” phase.
That doesn’t necessary have anything to do with the internet sweetie being an acquaintance from the internet. I went down the exactly same hell-road with someone from school. In the end, she left me because I wasn’t quite weird enough. I heard her new flame has a five feet long list of mental syndromes so they match each other quite nicely (oh~ sweet bitterness)
Granted, we were teenage brats. Doesn’t change that I wasted 4 years of my life on something that clearly started to screech after 2.
1.8 Million views for a fish rolling over.
Yup, seems like youtube alright.
PokéFace in a mug, we got to make this happen.
Yeah, that’s what I noticed XD I find it akin to those channels people make for their cats. Maru, anyone?
What is truly awesome is how Commander cuts directly to the important part of what Jared was saying.
yeah, the only question in my mind was “jared has a girlfriend?”
not that it’s surprising or shouldn’t happen, but it’s the “new character?!” aspect of it all.
She actually showed up a loooong time ago (that Charles Atlas parody strip over the summer), but I’ve been trying to thing of a way to properly introduce her.
*fan girl scream*
*joins in screaming*
Are you screaming because you’re happy, or are you Commander / Jared shippers?
I like shipping as much as the next fangirl, but Commander is so far out of Jared’s league it qualifies as a crack pairing. ;)
That’s right, the hot swarthy girl of hotness.
I’m guessing I’m not the only one to go back in the archive just to get a preview of said upcoming character. =P
but then she stops being an internet girlfriend and becomes a regular one.
(i mean, correct me if i’m wrong, but “internet significant other” usually means you haven’t met? after you do meet, they become “significant other you met one the internet”)
…or, you know, that was a parody and i’m being a derp.
Yeah, that was a parody, they’ve never met before.
And you tell JKow9000 that Mr. Fish Hulas however he damn well pleases. (I love the detail you put into all of your comics.)
Oh God! Please let his girlfriend be a Tron girl or .hack sign girl
Well, Coela said that she’s from the Charles Atlas strip, and assuming she keeps her as she showed up in that, she’s about the right look for Mimiru. That would be hands down the best thing I’ve ever seen, she’s my favorite .Hack character and I’d love to see Coela draw her.
I fucking remember .hack sign. It was confusing as fuck for me, as a 13 year old.
Man that shit was dumb in a lot of ways.
I am among the Fish Fans/Friends.
Incidentally, Pokemon currency dictates that one moves the decimal over 2 to the left. E.g $200 (Pokemon type) = USD $2
Hence, in Black and White, you can get a Baby Mr. Fish for $5.
I would perform many an admirable deed for a Can’t Read My Pokéface button.
Only 7,700?! Needs MOAR! Everybody should be friends with Mr. Fish.
I’d buy that t-shirt
So is that going to be an eventual tee shirt design?
Indeed, I wouldn’t mind wearing Mr. Fish’s Poker-face around.
Is that an Angry Birds coffee cup?
Seriously?
If Robot Unicorn is any bearing, he likes his phone apps…
I’d like to see an instance where they casually open the Commander’s cupboard and it’s filled to the brim with coffee cups. Or where someone casually mentions an estimate of how many cups he has. Or where he gets them from, maybe he used to get a daily mug from his wife when they were still all cuddly.
Maybe never using the same coffee cup twice in your life is some TIALS thing. Because an enemy could poison your previous cup.
I NEED THE CANNON ON THIS ENIGMA!
I this a lot of it can be attributed to himusing other people’s coffee mugs. The sink probably fills up too much and people neglect to empty the dishwasher, so he just takes whatever’s clean.
Speeking as a former Navy guy the ability to accumulate coffee cups is a class feat.
I’ve been out for two years now and I still find new (ones I don’t recognize) ones in my cupboard on occasion.
That reminds me… Does commander prefer the new Heavy Metal version of RUA or the original?
And I am one of those fans.
I do so love the random coffee cups that appear in this comic, so I do not care if that magically appear out of nowhere.
I want that Gaga!Mr. Fish on a t-shirt. I WOULD WEAR IT EVERY MONDAY.
I love how the Commander is unfazed by most of this comic except for Jared’s internet girlfriend (who may or may not be a dude!)
Why Monday?
The comic is updated every Monday.
Who is this JKow9000 and why do I not know who it is and that he has Mr. Fish videos. My word, I should have known.
JKow is Jared, it’s his youtube channel. I wonder if Kow is Jared’s last name.
His last name is Kowalski. J-Kow is his gangsta name.
Ow. Jared has a gangsta name. I shouldn’t be surprised, but, ow.
Mr. Fish suddenly has 120 more friends.. :O
I am sad.. I went to Jkow9000’s channel on UTube.. and there is no Mr. Fish Videos…
Actually.. there’s no video’s at all. D:
Oh damn, it’s actually someone’s account? I should have researched further…
Unnamed rule of the internet.
If you mention a link to a website/page in any form of media (TV, Movie, Webcomic), it must exist. People will visit the link.
Most of the time the Movie/TV creators will pre-register the link and make a phony page for people to visit.
The original plan was to make a youtube account and maybe put some flash shorts of Mr.Fish doing things on there, but alas, not really in the schedule.
I thought the coffee was a manifestation of his manliness, since it is all we mortals can perceive without going mad.
I loved this one, keep up the good work.
Maybe Jerred’s girlfriend is quite the “Lass”? eh? eh?
I had thought that the Commander’s mind manifested the coffee as a way to re-focus and shut out the horror that had befallen his poor auditory cortex.
Last Lady Gaga/Pokemon thing I saw mixed together was Mudkips.
Honestly, I don’t put it past that crazy singer to dress up like Mudkips/Mr. Fish. o.o
Why is the fact that Jared carefully pronounces the capitals on Internet Girlfriend (while the Commander doesn’t bother) the funniest thing on a page full of funny things?
My sense of humour may need re-calibration.
I’m glad that you noticed that.
Need PokéFace shirt now. Want to wear it to next Lady Gaga concert. Who I’ve suddenly found an immense liking for since she contacted Clarence Clemons (sax man for Bruce Springsteen) to play sax on a couple of her songs.
And with her saying this new album is to have a springsteen-esque vibe to it, I’m okay with this.
Mr Fish looks better than Lady Gaga too.
I think you’ve pretty much guaranteed that everyone will want that shirt now.
this series should be a saturday morning cartoon!
Mother of God, Jareds face in the second, sixth and seventh panels. You could have made a strip with these three consecutive panels and not needed a punchline. He’s that hilarious.
Actually I think he’s got closer to 7,884. It’s exponential!
WHERE CAN I BUY THIS T-SHIRT OH GOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD
Hmm…is this comic technically breaking the 4th wall?
Not really, Mr. Fish can have parallel internet popularity in comicland.
Aww, what happened to Jared’s girlfriend from the “Make a man out of Mac” parody strip?
That’s her.
Oh wow. How did he score a sweet chick like her?
Good question…
Mr Fish.
You try saying no to a man with a snake that big.
omg please please please can we have that pokeface image without the speech bubble? D:
or in wall paper format? :B please?
I politely demand a t-shirt of Mr. GagaFish.
One of the highlights of may mondays has again not disappointed me!
If anyone does start to sell these T-shirts please keep one for me. I’ll buy wherever you’re selling it!
And it will probably be a hundred times better than anything Lady Gaga can produce…
I’m just saying, if that Mr. Fish “Can’t Read My Pokeface) emblem was put on a t-shirt or available as an iron on, I’d totally buy it :D
Is his girlfriend the same one from the atlas parody? Or was that a throwaway design?
She’s already answered this but I’ll spoon anyway. Yes, it’s the same girl.
Whoops, guess I shoulda checked the comments before asking.
Don’t worry. It’s a lesson a lot of her fan base needs to learn. XD
I must have this shirt. And it must have glitter and/or rhinestones on it.
He’s got 8000 facebook friends now!
LOL BUT I CANT FIND IT ON YOUTUBE ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
I’d be revoking Jared’s computer privileges.
I’d report him for a copyright violation. Yes, I’m that evil. (Though I’ve never done it to any of the videos I like.)
Here’s the problem, some copyright violators never learn. Computer revocation really pisses a comp addict off. And Comm. Badass has that power.
True true… But I think hooking up the modem with a fake cord and make him go through the grueling process of phone tech support (for hours) only to casually walk by and fix it in a sec, is much more satisfying than just taking the fun away. :P
Hahahaha I frickin love Jared and Mr. Fish
I agree with pretty much everyone else when I say I WANT a Pokeface shirt.
Jared has an internet girlfriend? I was surprised too Commander, I was surprised too…
Please please make that shirt a reality. I would never stop wearing it.
The Mr. Fish meets a seagull video can only end well…
Any chance for a shirt like this?
AAAHAHEHEHEHEHEHE. I recognized the stealing my cheereos one from that bird video. hehehe
I really love this one. It just makes me happy on all kinds of accounts, and the punchline was perfect.
I lost so much respect for Jared. I mean, facebook? Really?! Social networking sites are for people who can’t live in the real world.
inb4 FLAME WAR!
but I think Social Networking is a great way to staying in touch with your friends that you don’t see a lot.
I’m just sayin’.
And Jared was such a mature grown-up person, but HE HAD TO RUIN IT BY HAVING A FACEBOOK.
Also, that is a really stupid generalization. Having a facebook is one thing, but people use it to different amounts. Yes, there were girls in college when I was there who spent hours on end going through other peoples photo albums, and I don’t get that. Yet I spend 5-10 minutes on it a day. Main way I keep in touch with my sister and a couple other friends that I’m apart from.
I don’t function well in the real world right now (the year of medical fun for me) but I don’t use social networking sites instead. And it seems people who function just fine sometimes use facebook a lot.
My mom made me get a facebook (I didn’t wanna). Then she got one too. And my sister has one. None of us ever use it. I just figured out how to delete mine.
Coela and I both have Facebooks. I see nothing wrong with having one when it is a good, and simple way to share stuff with friends both in real life, and over the internet.
I will fight you.
Same could be said for the majority of the internet so what’s your point? :|
Jared DOESN”T live in the real world.
My favorite part is MrFish’s face in the “Meets a seagull” stillshot.
You don’t need to watch it to know how that one ends.
Ditto the Hula Hoop.
I’m one of his friends. :D
This shirt… better happen…
I just pictured his internet-girlfriend with robotic high-tech braces.
Go to this part of the strip: http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/331
It’s a parody, so it didn’t really happen, but according to Coal about a third of the way up the page, the chick in that one is Jared’s online girlfriend… I was so utterly surprised, words cannot describe how surprised I was, or at least words that won’t cost me a dollar to a nameless jar cannot describe how surprised I was.
Hmm.. Maybe her high-tech braces are hidden? j/k I didn’t put two and two together. ><; My bad.
Ya know, apart form the horrible septuple-remix, I think the Commander should be somewhat proud. Internet entrepreneurs like Jarred are probably the root cause of the future flourishing of Space-Capitalism.
8-bit Ninjas reference?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=153fTYtFYQI
May we have a wallpaper of “Pokeface”?
Apparently Mr. Fish is the Maru of Pokemon.
So…Can there be ‘Can’t read my Pok’eface’ t-shirts? Pretty Please?
n-thing the call for a pokeface tshirt
His friends are now OVER 8000!
He still needs more. I want to be able to run up to someone and yell, “Mr Fish’s friends! They’re OVER 9000!!!”
Mr. Gyagya performing Pokéface, starring Mr. Fish!
It’s been almost halfway through Monday for me and there is not a JKow9000 YouTube channel, I am disappointed in the fanbase here.
Someone made one within a couple hours of this page going up.
I don’t get why don’t you capitalize the JKow#### and make a Jkow9001? and have it say “I removed my videos and move from JKow9000 because [Insert Jared reason here].”
Because it’s not any kind of priority in my life right now.
i wish that lumberjack from monty python’s lumberjack song sketch would make an appearence in this comic
If I wore t-shirts, I’d totally wear the Mr. Fish’s Pokéface one. But I wear Hawaiian shirts and other button up shirts fairly exclusively.
How had you not mentioned your YouTube page by now? That zombie is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen: ‘Re-awwwminator’. *subscribes*.
I was his friend BEFORE it was cool…
Lies! It has always been cool to be Mr. Fish’s friend, people just didn’t know how to show that deep-seated platonic love that we all feel.
i love how Commander just ignores most of the stuff about Mr. Fish and focuses on the internet girlfriend part xD
I. WOULD BUY. THAT SHIRT. YES.
Who is Jared girlfriend? We need a comic for this.
http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/739#comment-11790 :|
I love the expression on the commander’s face while he asks about Jared’s online gf.
I wonder what Commander Badass is thinking in the last frame….
He’s going to ask Jared what providence of Canada she supposedly comes from, and then use that as excuse to send Canadian Guy on an extended recon mission.
Province…It’s called a province.
I am totally in support of Fish!Gaga. Market that shiz.
I’d subscribe to Mr. Fish’s YouTube. It sounds adorable.
Kind of a random question but I reckon this is a good a place as any to ask you…
Will we ever meet Jared’s rival?
Wait, wait, wait. Jared’s making $500 dollars a week,
PLUS
earnning money from a store selling Mr. Fish stuff?
……………………He must be really bad at saving money if he can’t get home yet.
I don’t think he wants to go home at this point.
Would you? Seriously?
No but for very different reasons than Jared. ;) XD
Oh my God those videos look hilarious, hahaha!
One thing’s bugging me: if it’s Mr Fish’s page, why does it have Jared’s “street name” as a username?
Because it’s Jared’s account where he puts all of his Mr. Fish videos.
Can we look forward to videos of Mr. Fish following the lead of Mishka the Talking Husky? >_>
I’d totally buy one of those shirts.
Just sayin’.
Next video: Mr. Fish farts in the bathtub. XD
i am now officially disappointed in humanity…
Because of this? Try watching Ray William Johnson sometime (on youtube). He’ll give you even better reasons to hate humanity than someone filming their Iguana’s flatulence. XD
*shivers*
I wasn’t sure if it was possible, but i’m def disappointed now…
hahaha
Mr.Fish can get stuck in a treeeeee?
OMFG If that shirt was to ever really exist…I would BUY IT. *Part of Mr.Fish FB fanclub*
It’s actually up to 8700 now. XD
actually he already have 8,700 facebook friends XD
At this very second, a guy out there is making that YouTube page
Someone made it like fourteen hours ago.
There seems to be ALOT of people wanting that t-shirt made of Mr.Fish; so when can we expect it?
Mr. Fish has 8,800+ Facebook friends now.
I just thought that everyone & the Commander would want to know that.
MR FISH MEETS A SEAGULL, I’d watch that.
Aaaw, man…he’s taken?
Coela, I love you even more now |D
I adore EVERY expression Jared has made this page.
Every.
Last.
One.
haha! I love it, I want to become a fan of Mr. Fish, he is awesome!
Oh, but I have been wondering: since you obviously had a lot of fun with Dragon Age: Origins, have you been playing, or making plans to purchase, Dragon Age 2? I got a pre-order, and I have to say it is a LOT of fun!
O.O SHIRT!!! Pweeeeeeese!!!!!!!!!!!
>MR. FISH STEALS MY CHEERIOS
wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry
HEY KOSH
HEY
HEEEY KOOOOSH
I know this has probly been Linked before havent looked through all the comments in the past but,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-b78TKZIyw&feature=player_embedded#at=15
Duke Nukem Forever Reveal Trailer woot XD
I tried looking for Jared’s youtube channel :P no luck. I wanted to see Mr.Fish meets a seagull! And angry birds are awesome :D I beat all the levels! Got 14 golden eggs, need total of 16.
lol Mr. Fish as Lady Gaga is the best part of this page.
…..these videos must be made
to Coalesquid:
Step 1: make a cafepress shop or some shit.
Step 2: design and sell Commander Badass’ mugs.
Step 3: holla holla get dolla.
Where the
Step #: ????
Step #+1: PROFIT!
part?
Happy to be one of the 9,437
I find it hilarious that the “Mr Fish rolls over” video has over 1,804,000 views. Especially since the other videos are nowhere near that amount.
*insert predictable comment bashing Lady Gaga*
Whatevs, I like her.
And I like this comic.
GO FOR GOLD JARED.
I… I would wear that shirt. Every day. It’s beautiful!
And now I have the song stuck in my head.
I went to facebook friend Mr Fish…^o^, he isnt there
POKE’FACE MR FISH SHIRTS… WE DEMAND THEM!
New question:
Is Jared threatened by Black/White?
Logically speaking(and when I say “logic” I mean “I want to see Mr. Fish fight more pokemans”) if Jared STARTS out his travels halfway across the globe, and the new game is set on another continent based off of New York, then..IDK? The new pokemons are near Mr. Fish?
i want that on a cant read my pokeface shirt real bad
We need an Icon of that and most importantly T-shirts of Mr. Fish in his greatness!!!!
so how long before we see pokeface t-shirts?
Holy crap, 250 comments, and still going…
Some of the other strips are over 400.
The last 400+ comments one I had to try to change some things on the comments because it was causing lag for people trying to read through them on older computers.
I noticed a mistake
In panel 1, the red jacket guy has nothing in his hands but in panel 5 he has a coffee cup
just thought I’d point it out
I mention that in the comment directly under the comic.
shouldnt seagull be wingull?
I just realized I’m checking back to see if there are any new comments on “Mr. Fish gets a new hula hoop.
And the expressions on Jared’s face are PRICELESS.
You got to admit. At least one of you tried going on the youtube website to see those videos of Mr. Fish. Guilty as charged.
Those Mr Fish videos need to exist fo’ realz. XD
Cup explanation: The CDR’s in the Navy. We are genetically reengineered to be able to sprout a coffee cup whenever we want one.
Despite Jared’s best efforts, the commander is unable to be distracted from the heart of the matter.
This may be my favorite comic you have made yet! Each panel is well done, and I love the faces that Jared makes. Well done!
Dude, that logo of Mr.Fish crossed with Lady Gaga seriously needs to be on a shirt. I know some people who would totally buy that, myself included.
Also, can we get the 4th panal as an avatar, or T-Shirt, or Mug, or just something? It would be awesome.
Sadly, not any time soon. I’d like to think we can get things going in a few months. No promises.
totally unrelated to comic but wassup wit da ads dude? or have these been here since forever and am i just missing out?
Ads help out with things when we need it.
Oh shock and amazement this comic isn’t made by a team of magical fairies, there’s actually a human being who sits at a computer drawing these things like 15+ hours a week and she appreciates some kind of compensation for that effort. What a scandal.
oh relax i wasn’t attacking you for ads i was just wondering when you got them.
Ever since the weekend I came home to more than fifty messages in my gmail telling me to fuck off and die and comparing me to a Nazi for putting ads on my page, I’ve had a very low tolerance for people who come here to complain about the Project Wonderful ads.
I know how you feel. I still get messages and shit on my Formsprings asking me why I hate people who enjoy webcomics and shit.
Apologetic Me:
Umm… I don’t see any ads. Am I doing this reading thing right?
Angry Me:
I disabled my ad blocker just for this page! Give me my ads, NAO!
Me:
Hey, I clicked on the ad space and it asked me to bid for one! Cool!
Yeah, clicking on the space under the ad brings you to the bidding page. The actual ad takes you to the advertised link.
Adblock Plus usually is set to automatically block Project Wonderful.
the only ads i take issue with are the ones before youtube videos, banners are one thing but on a site thats given you adless vids for so long it just seems wrong. So i got firefoxs adblocker.
I use adblock Plus, too. I just use it for Youtube and other video/streaming websites. I always have Project Wonderful unblocked.
I disabled it on projectwonderful.com. No dice. I then disabled it completely. Still no luck. I even opened it in Chrome. Hopeless.
I’m going to conclude that the ads are hiding and don’t want me to see them. Or they’re country-specific. Or something.
I actually have the same problem. I temp allow all adblock stuff when I pop over here, (and Scenes from a Multiverse among others,) and I can’t get the adds. The one time I want adds I can’t get them. > _>
relaxxxxxx. did i offend you in any way? did i insult you directly? no i just asked when you got them and why…………. im not even trying to troll!
The best case scenario wold be for him to get a boar hunting license, find a building that has been scheduled for destruction but delayed by a wild hog infestation, have the hogs deemed necessary for destruction by the local wildlife agency, and shape the plastic explosives like various bird much like Bill Murray in Caddyshack.
Clearly I’m overthinking this.
OK, first; when I watched “The Incredibles” for the first time in years for an animation essay, you post a Syndrome strip. Then; on the day I decide to show your comic to my friend who DM’s our D&D games, you post a D&D strip. And now; the day I start playing “Angry Birds,” I see the Commander with an “Angry Birds” mug.
Are………..are you watching me?
trollface on panel 2.
I do these as well in my own comics, recently implemented ten different ragefaces on standard characters,within a 22 page comic. Without anyone but me and the inker noticing, lol.
Proably because you were the only one who made the connection. Just because a character has a long jawline, thst doesn’t mean every expression he makes is a trollface.
See, even Jim Carrey is a fan of Mr. Fish: http://i.imgur.com/qORhS.jpg
Do I sense a thinly veiled excuse to start pumping shirts?
SELL OUT
SELL OUT
SELL OUT
Watch, can’t hide my pokeface shirts mid 2011.
Sadly not now.
Just now, I was brushing my teeth, and I must have been brushing too hard because my toothbrush snapped in half…yeah…I only bring this up because I feel it is a problem the commander and all of the men at the agency must frequently face, what with being so jacked full of testosterone.
If I had a Gyarados, I would name it Lt. Dan.
… ‘Cause he ain’t got no legs. :D
“Mr. Fish gets stuck in a tree”
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?
He *is* a very large fish. If he just sorta slithered up to it and tried going over/through it I imagine he could get stuck :P
I also noticed a mistake!
In panel 6, Jared has about 24 hairs on his face.
On panel 7, despite less of his face being shown, he has considerably more hairs on his face, as well as in different places.
I demand you fix this or I shall continue to pout in my room.
so uh, when are we seeing the biggest thread these manly men have ever heard of coming in to fuck shit up?
in case you’re lost. im talkin ponies
Duncan MacLeod would be an amazing pokemon master. Course, he’s probably done that in some distant past life.
Edit: Mr. Fish is in the 11,000 range of friends now.
So are you gonna Pokemon: Black & White soon?
It has an eagle Pokemon!
I have it, I’ve just barely had a chance to play it.
This movie was great to go see while drinking. You just sort of glaze over the poorer aspects of the plot and just enjoy the awesome art style.
fallacy, you cannot exceed more than 5000 friends on facebook!
I WANT ONE OF THOSE SHIRTS!!! :O:O:O:O:O
12,234 friends now.
Holly Cr@p! there really IS a JKow9000 YouTube userpage …but no Mr Fish videos, or ANY videos for that matter :(
Someone registered the username an our or two after I posted this comic.
Can you make merch that has the “Can’t read my pokeface” logos on it? Jared would be so proud….(I am so in love with this comic right now, Mr Fish tugs on my heartstrings)
lmao read the names of mr.fish’s vids!!!!!! xD
Mr. Fish can pull off the Lady Gaga look better than she can!
false!…now he has 9381
and now he has 15,873
Ahhh commander getting to the real questions