This one is dedicated to my like, dozen friends who just had kids this year. There’s still a week left if you wanna get on this, you’ve still got time, only a couple years until they’re too big to carry on your back all night.

Props to by buddy Leigh Anna, who came up with this joke by suggesting this exact costume to a dad with his little Batman son at FanExpo one year. He was really excited at the prospect of putting it together for the next year, as most dads I know would be.