More Overwatch because I won’t get to play Zelda for a while
March 6, 2017
2:58 am
The most convincing proof of a Genji x Mercy relationship I’ve seen was someone pointing out Mercy is the one responsible for Genji’s butt.
Manly Guys Doing Manly Things
Updated Mondays or whenever I feel like it
The golden rule for a butt is that you must earn it, either your own or someone else’s
You made me google Jetstream Sam’s butt.
And you made me google Jetstream Sam’s butt. It’s a chain reaction.
… +1 to the chain, because you two made me google Jetstream Sam’s butt
Another +1 because i also googled whats is these fuss about.
…i am not disappointed.
+ 1 from here too.
If there’s someone following Google searches, they will be very confused by this sudden rise of interest in Jetstream Sam’s butt.
+1 & i’m not even sorry for this:
https://www.google.co.id/search?rlz=1C1VLSB_enID617ID617&espv=2&biw=1517&bih=654&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=jetstream+sam+butt&oq=jetstream+sam+butt&gs_l=img.3…16447.17452.0.18328.5.5.0.0.0.0.173.597.1j4.5.0….0…1c.1.64.img..0.2.282…0j0i67k1j0i30k1j0i24k1.jcWfqKYgjnM
Goddammit this chain, you all made me look, +1
+1 I had to know
+1, I didn’t want to feel left out
Fornication… add me in to this. +1
+1
I gotta say, though, I’m not sure what the big deal about his butt is. Maybe that’s straight male probs, or something, but whatevs.
+1, because I didn’t know who Jetstream Sam was.
… If my gf was with me, does it actually count as +2?
+1 that is some butt!
This right here is why I love these comment sections. I’m not a +1 yet. But if I am, I’ll be back, cussing.
…..God dammit, +1. Also, DAT A$$!
I’ve already seen Jetstream Sam’s butt, but You made me look for it again.
The gods doth contrive against us. +1
another +1, darn my curiosity. but not really. because dat butt.
+1 to all of you. This entire chain gets my vote for most useful ass support I’ve seen in a year.
+1, and I’ll have you know this was the most worthwhile thing I’ve done this week.
So is Genji Mercy’s “Built a Butt”?
Yup.. +1..
…I was curious… +1
Another +1
+1
It happened to me as well. I too have been drawn in by the power of dat ass.
Uuuuuugh, +1.
And that’s not a disgusted groan, that’s an “I thought I stopped doing this sort of rabbit-hole-diving a long time ago.” groan.
It’s a year later but I still had to check. +1.
Now we ALL know.
And knowing is half the battle.
Yo, Joe!
(Do I really need to mention the +1? At this point in the thread it’s already ubiquitous)
Does clicking that link count as being part of the chain?
I’m… asking for a friend
It does.
Raiden’s butt is better than sam’s. Google that instead of samuels. Or maybe it’s just because he’s wearing high heels. idk
I googled it too, and google delivered. Mmmmm.
You got me to look. +1
+1 of course I had to check, too much curiosity.
I looked it up. And found this thread as the 4th search result XD
But that is not enough! We must aim for the top.
To be fair, I didn’t even NEED to look up Jetstream Sam’s butt to remember what it looked like.
But for science!, we’re now the #2 search. Some tumblr is higher, we can beat that!
+1 to the chain XD
Loving Mercy’s face in panel 3
funnily for me its the fourth, the style of her face and hair there is more complex and different than in the other panels and the previous one
See maybe I’m odd like this but I actually prefer at times less complex faces. Sometimes the simpler the better for me and I feel like panel 4 is to much complexity. However this is more a personal preference from a person who likes things rather basic.
No matter how nice she made his butt I still think Pharmercy has more ground than Gency. Granted, I also think Meihem has more validity than Gency so you can take my words with a grain of salt.
Meihem?
Mayhem.
Because salt.
Mei/Junkrat.
Ah, thanks, couldn’t figure out whose name had ‘Hem’ in them
Considering I ship Symmetra x Junkrat and D.Va x Sombra, I don’t need the grain of salt. I create salt. I am salt. Also, I feel like Genji is just to monkish to actually ship with anyone at the moment.
Well, when you no longer have a spar that dingle dangle dingles…
THANK YOU. The monk thing is exactly my biggest problem with the ship. Genji’s arc is that he used to be a womanizing playboy before the incident with his brother and cybogification. He then had to come to peace with himself, shedding his past and abandoning his desires. Rule #1 of being zen is that romantic/emotional/etc… relationships mess with with being zen.
Reasons why Genji x Mercy doesn’t work:
Genji loathed becoming a cyborg. By proxy he should have also loathed Mercy for doing it.
Mercy in turn would be hurt by Genji’s anger and would distance herself from Genji.
Genji was filled with anger and pain until meeting Zenyatta who taught him zen and helped him overcome his selfloathing.
Zen by itself distances person from attachements.
Mercy did not see Genji again for years. Genji may have written a letter of apology but Mercy being a professional wouldn’t seek a romantic pursuit with an ex-patient. All in all it seems that meeting in combat in the game is the first time Genji and Mercy meet after the cyborging.
Final note: Doctors in general avoid becoming attached to patients.
But Blizzard off course does what it wants. “Hey, we heard you don’t like Bastion so we made him more lethal and immortal.”
That last part gave me an idea. Sorry for this.
According to all known laws of video game creation, there is no way that Blizzard should be able to do whatever it wants. Its fan base is too whiney to get its games off the ground. Blizzard, of course, does whatever it wants anyways. Because Blizzard doesn’t care what people think is impossible
Took me a minute to figure out where I had heard something similar from. You clever man, you.
Pharmercy has no ground at all.
because they’re always in the airTop-tier puns right here“So you got the butt, but have you got the touch?” – Shania Twain.
It’s just that the aesthetic value may not prevent disappointment when you pat something adorable and it makes a ‘tink tink’ sound.
That sounds like anti-Omnic talk to me i’ll fite u irl >:o
In retrospect I’m pretty sure this is how the conflict in overwatch started.
And the real reason Zarya is so anti-omnic is because she worked hard for that
bodgun show.Well, you know what Bender would have to say about that, right?
“Bite my shiny metal @$$.”
That look in panel 4 XD “Don’t get uppity, you butt noob”
So why no Horizon Zero Dawn comics?
Because I haven’t gotten to play it either.
SISTER I FEEL YOUR PAIN
When you do, it’s kind of a long opening tutorial, but it is so worth the play, and I eagerly await any potential comics. If I might offer three small tips: 1. The Ropecaster is your best friend against mobile enemies, as it ties them down, so you can either call back to regroup, or hack them. 2. Learn the whistle power after getting silent takedown, hide in grass, call over enemy, and enjoy nearly effortless wins against Watchers and some weaker enemies. 3. Blaze and wire, while easy to find, are your best resources next to echo shells, which are hard to get, but all three are very easy to burn through, so buy them when you get the chance, but keep your shard count above 300 at all times if you can help it, since you use those for arrows, Ropecaster cables, and Tripcaster tripwires.
Is this following when Genji ordered Mercy to turn him into an X-Box?
yeah
Haha nice to see Jetstream Sam get a mention: The pinnacle form of Robot Ninja.
He only has one robot part though.
And Raiden was better.
Raiden was almost all robot. Sam had practically no enhancements, and was almost as strong. So tell me, who’s Actually the better ninja?
That was the whole point of Sam, though, wasn’t it? Raiden has the skills and the tech, but Sam was doing the SAME thing, WITHOUT the tech. And in the Metal Gear world, being a normie is definitely a handicap.
To be absolutely fair, Raiden already did lots of cool stuff before he became a cyborg.
Being a cyborg simply have him super strength and stamina.
Well sure but remember that Jetstream Sam also had an exosuit. Essentially, in Metal Gear, metal parts only means you’re easier to repair, although debatably more expensive and high-maintenance.
You know, if you take out the dialogue, it looks like he’s showing her his penis and she is really unimpressed.
If you think about it, that probably actually happened during the surgery so…
You forgot your watermark D:
“I won’t get to play Zelda for a while”
That legit made me sad. Nobody should be Zelda deprived.
I have the game but no console.
Oh my!
How callipygian of you…
Hope you’re to Zelda soon. It’s fantastic.
able to*
Yeah, when I saw that butt what I was puzzled by was the fact that it was designed by a woman who likes to dress as an angel…
Butts. It’s a butt. Comedy.
Why do all robot ninjas have such epic booties?
I always headcanon Winston and Mercy as best friends; so everytime I see a “jock Genji showin’ off for Mercy” comic I start chuckling; but this is the first time I’ve seen Mercy respond to that angle so perfectly.
Cannot wait for the new Zelda comics now that asshole Link is cannon now.
I guess that should be canon, but screw it, I stand by my spelling mistakes.
The way the games are going, Link will probably get cannoned in canon anyway.
OH HELL I MADE IT TO THE END what am I gonna do at 3 AM now
” sam EARNED that butt” thank you for making my day start off great.
As someone who doesn’t play Overwatch, I also had to look up Genji’s butt as well.
I have no regrets.
http://i.imgur.com/Kw4pJpS.png
Angela’s having none of your dullshit, Genji.
The real reason that Hanzo still wants to fight Genji is because he (Genji) refuses to wear pants.
Wait, that totally fits with Coelasquid’s interpretation of both characters. I can totally see Hanzo being upset with Genji about it. “Dammit Genji, can you please put some pants on?” “You’re just jealous of my robot glutes.” “No. I just don’t want to have to see my brother’s glutes whenever we work together.” “Yep. Completely jealous.” *Hanzo’s exasperated sigh*
It’s weird to see the OW girls without those giant disney doe eyes XD
nothing can beat Sam’s butt. or calves for that matter
So…Zenyatta is Genji’s mentor of sorts… Zenyatta wears pants. Genji does not wear pants. This comic makes sense in my book. +∞
If we’re sharing overwatch ships
BASTION X D’vas MECH
Incidentally glute implants are actually a thing!
The more you know!
When you do get around to Zelda, Link has a nice skimpy armor set he can acquire called “Desert Voe” – it was clearly designed by women for men.
Gorgeous Freeman has the kind of butt that needs to be shared with the world.