Proper form for riding a sea monster
December 6, 2010
12:00 am
Someday I’ll figure out consistent sizes for the kids. But not this day.
Kinda pulled doubletime getting this finished because I’m working on an extra something for you guys I want to get up ASAP, plus I still need to get the rest of those guest comics up and arrange to get some buttons and prints I owe some of you made up. So if it’s a little sloppier than usual… well.. I’m kinda stretchin’ myself out as of late.
Last panel is the greatest thing.
The greatest.
He’s right, you know.
agreed.
Indeed.
Indubitably so.
the prince and princess of everything.
The ruler of greatness.
The master of Universal Fantasticism.
The pleaser of crowds and master of dimensions.
BOLLY!
C-C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER!
How dare you break the awesome combo of awesomeness!!!
like this, CCCCCCOOOOOOMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBOOOOOOOO BBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEEERRRRRRR
HAHA! First again
Dude, stop lyin’.
Hah no you’re not :3
Epic fail is epic
*coughs* Fetch the jar!
*runs and comes back with Jar*
HEY! We don’t use that kinda language around here.
Disgusting potty mouth.
You shut your dirty mouth.
WOW! That sucks I could have sworn that I was first. Also 7&6 are the most adorable thing I have ever seen and perfect as always.
If the person commenting has an IP wordpress doesn’t recognize as a regular poster, I need to approve it before it goes visible.
OMG, it’s so adorable. X3 Especially that shark plush. I love it. FFFF Lol Really good job as always. You do so well.
I don’t care if they can kill you dead, sharks are fat and derpy and adorable.
Quote of the century.
Hahahahaha
Ha! The great white shark song!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1KODfxanMM
I want a derpy shark plush now.
video related: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH-Q7giF-TY
Which is exactly why I got one for my younger brother. He loves the thing!
Last panel = Adorawesome.
Epicdorable, or Gyaradawesome
I wonder if “epicdorable” would warrant the epic jar.
It might slide in the current connotation, but it’d warrant a warning I bet.
Seeing as how it involves the Commander’s kids, I think he might let it slide.
Gyadorawsomazing.
requesting a wallpaper of the last panel
Seconded.
Thirded, I would be so happy :D
Man, I was going to say the same. It doesn’t even need the kids in it. Just Jared and Mr Fish with the “super happy magic land” pink background.
pretty sure I already made a desktop like that…
You did. ive got it set as mine right now, batman shirt and all. But to have one with the kids in it too! now that would make my christmas complete! Also, i love how you took the time to change the minor things in the last panel like the shirt jareds wearing and what not. most other artists wouldve done just a quick copy paste and im glad to see someone cares about continuity :)
Well durp, I see it now. Not quite was I was picturing on my desktop though since it’s got the letterboxing.
the panel is the wrong ratio to do it any other way, I’d have to redraw it otherwise.
Yeah, I get that and I wouldn’t ask you to redraw it either (Though it would be TOTALLY awesome if you did anyway :) )
Mister fish is so adorable! And Jared is the best Pokemon Trainer EVER!
Well, how else would he have become an intern in the business of badassery?
Mr Fish enjoys life so much, it’s adorable.
It’s because he’s well groomed.
Of course he is,otherwise Jared would get eaten,and miraculously survive after a 3 story arc o_o
A threee story arc, a three story arc
The Commander and,
The Mudkip man,
Heeere on Manliness Isle!
Absolutely the best comic you have ever done. I laughed so fucking hard. /brofist
Captain sure reads a lot, he is not an illeterate pile of muscle and meats.
What does he read? :o
My money’s on “War and Peace”
I’d assume it was ” The Art of War” by Sun Tzu
Unless he got bored with it ages ago. Of course he might be reading it in the original chinese (as we’re going with the he’s “not a jock”… (note: jock in this context implies PE student or other sports based graduate)).
Art of war, though since he embraces his family friendly side, probably a few cookbooks too. Cooking is manly, especially with knives.
And fire.
And knives on fire.
and flipping knives on fire while grilling Chinese food on a giant stove inside a Japanese restaurant as riots rage and bombs explode on the outside of the city…
Sun Tzu’s Art of Sashimi.
He’s personally responsible for at least one alternate history, so my money’s on him reading a book from an alternate timeline, like “An Inconvenient Truth” by George W. Bush, or “Invisible Man” by Adolf Hitler.
He’s reading “My struggle” by George Bush.
He often remarks that the man became so different after loosing a testicle.
Panel 8: Jared is making a genie pose.
4th panel FTW!
Somehow I just know there’s a creepy guy in a van holding a bag of candy thinking to himself, “Damn! I need to get a giant sea monster!”
Aforementioned creepy guy = Giovanni?
Until he wised up, realizing kids prefer the small, electric rodent types.
His goons failed to snatch one that lacked the ability to destroy mountains with a static discharge.
So adorable that I think i have cancer now . . .
Yes, but this cancer will cause you to grow chest hair, get muscles the size of trees, and give you an uncontrollable urge to hang out with other people with the same.
MANcer?
That comic was soo cute my 3 year old son asked if he could ride the “dragon fish” XD
I will restrain myself from typing “AWWWWWWWW!!!!” in all caps with to many exclamation points… oh wait.
Hahaha!
(I refuse to type lol. …and apparently, I just failed.)
You’ve outdone yourself with the last panel! it’s just far too adorable!
I demand a 1920 x 1080 version for the greatest wallpaper known to man!
what’s this little something something you’re working on for us ey?
I’m praying its
I did not think that one could demand from Coelasquid. Sir, you harm the very cause you champion.
Coelasquid, could you find it in your heart to create a wallpaper version of your most-excellent final panel? Plea-Abbakadabra?
THEY’RE THE KINGS OF EVERYTHING!
I was so gonna say that.
FUKKEN SWEET!
I was so gonna say that.
no no, Jared is the king of everything, they are the prince and princess.
I was so gonna say that
Newwallpaperyes?
Seriously, though, I didn’t expect this webcomic – of all webcomics – to bring such amazing doses of teh unapologetically cute. Cap jr. hiding behind his tigershark (See, I learn) like this is both adorable and realistic in a good way. That’s my favorite part of today, I think.
Dawww! Not only can Jared defeat any trainer (with bite size Pokemon), but he’s an awesome guy too!
Commander Badass confirmed Father of the Year. EVERY YEAR.
There seriously needs to be a Robot Unicorn Attack variation with Mr. Fish
I was actually hearing the music in my head while reading the last panel. Wouldn’t Riding a flying sea monster make that game a bit too easy, though?
The boy in panel 7. Aaawww. :]
That better be a manly books he’s reading
Probably something like this
http://www.techdiy.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/how-to-pose-like-this.jpg
That’s my stepdad!
Ah, one of my personal favourites
That’s Pride and Prejudice.
Favorite book ever.
Pride and Prejudice.
Being manly means not having to prove your testosterone poisoning every damn second in the day. He could be reading Dr Seuss, and who’s going to make fun of him for it besides a dead man?
This.
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
Awww, this comic is so adorable. I swear, you could weaponize the cute waves coming off the Commander’s kids. Every time you include them in a comic, *bam* instant smile. :)
Also, Jared is the best trainer ever. It’s nice to he’s brushing Mr. Fish’s teeth, though I wonder if he could enough hours in the day to brush those gums and that massive tongue?
I hate to admit it but the cutest image in my head is not panel 8. it’s “a bunny with a sub-machine gun” – 2 the rating griphon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo4R7ya49dE
SO ADORABLE.
And what is Jared doing? Filing Mr Fish’s teeth?
Brushing them.
That last panel is what magic is made of.
I love how it is the exact same panel from Jared’s story. I had to go hunt down the original strip to make certain. xD
With the addition of kids and a new shirt, of course.
Coelsquid is a pretty cool guy. eh draws adorable things and doesn’t afraid of anything.
Is a woman, with tits and the hole deal
*whole
Guys have tits too you know.
You stooges, Coela’s awesomeness transcends gender boundaries and limitations. Sheesh.
You do realize what he said was a meme?
A whole hole, instead of, like, half a hole? I think guys have holes, too. Whole holes.
He was using a meme. (X) is a pretty cool guy. He (X) and doesn’t afraid of anything.
Ding-ding. We have a winner. Mazinja wins an entire bushel of fresh internets.
And apologies to Miss Coelsquid. I just kinda felt it would be funny.
the hole deal… innuendo much… hehe I kid
giggity giggity
Hole works, too.
Wow, Jared’s a very dedicated trainer. Look at him always taking such attentive care of Mr. Fish. I always just dropped them in the PC until I needed them. I should have gotten MY License revoked.
yeah, but you had enough to put in a PC. jared’s only got mr. fish.
If you have a Gyarados you don’t NEED other pokemon.
An Mr Fish doesn’t live in a pokeball. Plus, he cares about Mr Fish more than just to bombard him with speeches about friendship and surviving against the odds of the three most pathetic antagonists in anime history. I bet Pikachu is half starved, mangy, and possibly rabid by now. Ash doesn’t seem to do any care of the electric mouse.
Untrue…. but Mr. Fish isn’t ‘a Gyarados’. Mr. Fish is Mr. Fish the Gyarados.
Reasons why I never bought into the ‘must catch all’ mentality. Not only is it a massive timesink for little (sometimes no) reward, but really, why would you catch something you don’t intend to spend some time on/with?
Cute.
OVERLOAD.
VVVVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRSSHSHHHHHHHHHKSKSKSGHHHH *kitten explosion*
MANLY KITTENS! That are on fire
gosh….Ii said the same thing as the boy when someone asked me”Whats the magic word?” when i was a kid.
Thank you. I needed this massive dose of adorable.
Coming back from class sick isn’t so bad when one comes back to this.
I second that. And during exam week no less.
“I’LL TAKE IT!” That is awesome… They’re the Kings and Queen of Everything! Thanks for all the awesome!
This is the best comic I have ever read in the history of forever
“Abrakadabra”
The Commander’s teaching his kid the right way.
Actually, it’s Abbakadbra, even more awesome.
>.<
Actually, it’s ‘Abbakadabra’, even MORE awesome.
(You left out an ‘a’)
damn. You got me.
Coelasquid, please make that last panel a desktop. I know you did it the first time, but the addition of the children is just too wonderful not to have Mr. Fish desktop 2.0.
I second the motion!
Oh, one more question: is “Abbakadabra” intentional? ’cause that’s kind of awesome, too.
Yeah, he’s only two, I figure he doesn’t enunciate properly yet.
That’s very common. Certain sounds are hard and a tot will often substitute another or omit it. There are common substitutions, but my son had the distinction of inventing his own one (a therapist said so) and sticking to it. Curiously it only took him a couple of sessions with them to correct this. Bit of info here (for accuracy) http://www.kidsource.com/ASHA/articulation.html
I was actually aware of how such a thing happens, but thanks for the information, anyway!
(I originally asked because this, too, is a nice bit of attention to detail plus fun wordplay.)
That last panel is so adorable <3 I'm dying of cute overload!
Oh my god, please make that panel a background. I physically NEED it.
The last panel just killed me with it’s awesome. And all I did was LOOK AT IT.
Also…I want that last panel as a background SOOO BADDD *HUGS MR.FISH*
Jared’s “I’ll take it” pose is my go-to enthusiastic/exclamatory pose.
….. I’m not manly. :(
Jared caters for a gigantic sea-monster. How is that -not- manly?
AstorSapolsky isn’t Jared, though.
I was attempting to make him feel better, and now you’ve ruined it with your logic.
>.>
…I wanna be with you
And make believe with you
And live in harmony, harmony…
Oh looove
Open your eyes, I see
Your eyes are open…
Aw, Jared is such a good pet owner, cleaning mr fishes teeth like that.
I’ve loved this comic from the beginning, but I have to say this may be my favorite page of all time.
the plushi shark is TOO CUTE!!! i need to find mine
I would by a Mr. Fish plush toy. Also that shark, the shark toy looks fluffy and awesome.
I like the microbe plush toys, the black death never looked so cute!
(http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/6708/)
Oh god, every comic with Mr. Fish is just simply amazing, also I love the fact this joke is a reference to itself earlier in the comic.
ADVENTURREEE
the was the first time i ever seen that little boy talk, but anyways awesome comic. I especially love the last panel
I hope the last panel will be available as a wallpaper lol. Great job.
Wonderful!! Heart warming even!!
this made my day with the cute and adorable and mr. fish. i think it will make all my days.
This made me smile. I love that the son said Abracadabra! It is the magic word.
Again, the kids AWWWWWW…..
I like jared’s attitude, abrakadabra is definitely more magic than please
This is brilliant. Don’t sell yourself short, Coela.
Now I want to see a future comic with the Commander riding Mr. Fish with them. It feels like a potential re-occuring bit that asks “who gets to ride Mr. Fish this time around?”
For some reason I lold at the boy because Abra and Kadabra are both Pokemon.
Whoa. That makes me look at Commander Jr. in a whole new way, now!
Isn’t Abrakadabra the third evolution stage of Abra? I know that it’s something like that. Also, I wish to restate the common sentiment of “cute overload” in this comment. Quite the superb bit of comic-crafting, Miss Squid.
Alakazam is the third one.
Yeah. It’s Abra, Kadabra, Alakazam.
Also my cuteness gland, I think
I think it just ruptured
Not your cuteness gland!!! D:
Now you’ll never be cute again…
So, are we going to see Jared slowly turn into a man as a part of the plot? Like, is all of this introducing a wimpy teenager guy with a badass monster a setup for something deep? I dunno. I think it would be cool to see a metamorphasis, even if it’s at the expense of losing the comic foil.
Yes, I do believe so, Jared is transforming little by little, the commander is reshaping him into a new manly man he is. Is this a new future plot?
Think of it like this. He is there to be funny. Not some deep storyline.
“Funny,” indeed! One moment, while I replace my monocle. Good sir, everything on the internet is the most srs of srs bsns, and you would do well to remember it.
He already is a man. Look at it this way. After spending his whole life on video games, he got forced out of the house, picked the daftest-looking pokemon of all, used it to beat up other pokemon because it couldn’t do it on its own, and then when it turned into a giant horrormonster?
He continued to take wonderful care of it and wasn’t even slightly put off by the giant teeth or craggy scales or anything. His adorably-durr little orange carp turned into a GIGANTIC OCEANIC HORROR and his reaction was ‘THIS IS SO COOL I’M TAKING THE BEST CARE OF THIS THING, EVER’. I don’t know how you define that, but I think that’s pretty badass.
Omg omg omg
So CUTE!
DO want wallpaper of the last panel.
Okay seriously though, not that it makes the comic better or worse, but is Coelasquid a boy or a girl?
girl.
thats what i always thought the magic word was too! .D
You write super cute kids.
*slow clap*
And fantastic manly Gyaradoses
*Fast and enthusiastic clapping*
Jared may be a doofus but he has his moments. Then again I defy you to say no to those little faces. Go on. Try it.
…said the pedophile to his horrified partner.
This is the greatest thing in forever. The commander’s kids are so cute!
I just randomly thought of this; will there ever be a Mrs. Fish? or will Jared ever catch any other Pokemon?
Interesting, and will there ever be Mrs.Fish trainer? a girl with attitude? that always bumping to Jared? and create a new plot? a *wink wink nudge nudge* moments?
Naw, Jared will take Mr.Fish to DayCare because he and the Commander will wanna go on vacation, but when he returns Mr. Fish will have been the manly ladykiller he is and have had an egg by then.
I hope.
Mrs. Fish should be another pokemon, like Melotic, or maybe something else that’s the total opposite of Mr. Fish appearance wise… but it would have to be a pokemon that has something to tease, like Mr. Fish’s open mouth thing.
In Heart Gold my friend caught the red gyarados, which happened to be female, and named her Mrs. Fish, she and Mr. Fish (a regular blue one) are currently at the daycare… Maybe Fish Jr. will be purple…
Mrs. Fish is going to be an identical Gyarados with a pink bow on its head.
And maybe fake eyelashes.
if the two Gyarados were to have an egg, would it be born as a magikarp or actually come out as a evolved Gyarados?
…And would Jared’s Gyarados eat it’s own young?
This made me so happy inside… (:3=
This makes me happy on the outside. :D
I assume the kids just look small compared to their father. I mean they look smaller with him than they do with Mr Fish. :)
I guess. In panel 1 they are as tall as the Commander’s boots, then in panel 2 they are normal size being about as tall as his belt.
Hee, I love all the teeny little incisors on Mr. Fish, even if they’re ultimately useless to him XD. And God damn it, that boy’s adorable.
reading this made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside =w=
Am I the only one who daaaaws at Mr Fish’s tiny little teeth inbetween his massive fangs?
No.
….d’awwwwwww….
Oh Uncle Jared and his awesome fish rides.
This is just the kind of thing I need to see right now. Thank you for this :)
I know it’s not the manliest word to use, but this is just adorable.
Still top quality, plus it makes up for its relative leanness by being SUPER CUTE!
I will be teaching my children that Abrakadabra is the magic word that people as for.
Coelasquid, you are, in fact, a total champion.
one of the best comics you have made xD
the last 3 panels made me LOL hard xD
Freakin’ love it!
Not a criticism, but I’ve noticed that with all the Jared love lately, the comic is falling behind on its macho quotient.
Manly tears were shed of pure joy.
It’s what I need after learning of the passing on of Mark Dailey.
I would totally love a wallpaper of that last panel with the words ALWAYS! across the bottom
Pardon my language but-THIS IS FUCKING ADORABLE!!!!!!!!! D:
*faints from cuteness*
As wonderful as the last panel is, the “Plea-” “Abbakadabra!” panel is my all-time favoritest panel ever. The two of them are so adorable, especially the boy hiding behind the shark plushie. Which is also adorable.
I wanna ride Mr. Fish too…..
:3 pweez
“Abbakadabra” is the cute..ok ONE of the cutest things in that comic.
THE FACES OF GLEE ARE AWESOME!
MR FISH IS THE BEST. ALWAYS.
I want to ride a Mr. Fish. :C
3rd panel. absolutely adorable.
Please make that last panel into a Desktop Background; it will make the rest of my life a sufficiently happier one.
i’m with “Poisonne” you need to make a desktop from the last panel
This just won the 2010 Recycling award for the best retouched image.
:D
AWESOME!!! I WANTS TO RIDE MR FISH
TROLLFACETROLLFACETROLLFAAAAACE
Why did Jared make a Troll Face?
Because that’s the shape his head is.
Tis an odd piece of mind knowing that my loins shall never produce such fine offspring as these.
Something extra? for meeee?
you shouldn’t have.
I like how the commander’s son has a shark doll. As in, (maybe?) he will grow up to be more like Jared one day instead of his dad, LOL
The commander’s son should have a SHARPEDOOOOO!
I have been wondering……. – is there ever gonna be a mrs. fish sometime in the future?
Sloppy?
This is one of my favourite comics yet.
eh, the art is a little out of whack, I drew the first panel at like 3 AM.
Personally, I’m surprised that Mr. Fish didn’t try to eat them. I guess even Mr. Fish knows better than to mess with Papa Commander Badass.
Rule #3 of Manly Guys Doing Manly Things: Mr Fish makes everything even better.
This adorable is filled with explosions of awesome.
dammit Coelasquid, i just had a molar pulled due to cavities! Why do you bombard us with all this sugar-bomb of adorableness?!
I HEREBY DEMAND A COMMISSIONED SHARK PLUSHIE FROM COELA
I MUST get the t-shirt the little girl is wearing….
make it, pleeeaaase?
Dear god are those kids cute, and I love the cape swish in the second to last panel.
Also, http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/150
zomg! I had a shark plushie just like that when I was a kid!!!
=3=
This update is so damn cute. I love the growing bond between Jared and Commander, thus the bond between Jared and the junior commanders :P
Changing my background
THE CHILDREN ARE SO FREAKIN’ CUTE.
I think there should be an official con; the Mr. Fish con.
That’d be the best.
This is the best comic EVER!
Oh god I love that fucking shark.
I so freaking love Jared and Mr. Fish SO much!
Don’t stare into Jared’s face in the fifth panel for too long… your soul will be sucked down his mouth… or you will become increasingly freaked out… 0.o
Too much adorable. Dying.
So worth it! D:
All I can think of when reading this one is Freakazoid… It’s just got that slight absurdity that makes it funny. Love your comics, keep up the good work.
Find a way to make that shark plush and I WOULD BUY IT
This is just so adorable, it’s giving me cavities.
I realised last night, much to his joy, that my boyfriend IS Jared
OMG, I WANT THAT SHARK PLUSHIE.
NOW <3
My friend just recommended this comic. This page is the first one I saw. It ROCKED MY WORLD. I AM GIDDY WITH PERVERSE DELIGHT. It’s the most awesome thing I’ve seen in a while. You now have a new loyal reader!!! XD
Time to go read your other pages…
Perverse or perverted?
Is there ever gonna be a mrs. fish???
Is…..is that a Rainbow Brite shirt Commander’s Daughter is wearing? 8O
That’s exactly what I thought when I saw it…
I just found out about these comics today and read them all a few mins ago and i dont know whats better the comic or the comments.
I KNOW. :D
Isn’t it great? I drew this after something I had seen in one of the comments. See if you can find it.
http://theotherme483.deviantart.com/#/d2rig4j
Such powerful emotions displayed in this comic. I will now forever more continue to assume the riding pose whenever I ride a living animal, be it fish or not. (and continue wishing that riding sea monsters will be approved as a common form of transportation)
On another note, I have to wonder how his son will undergo his transformation from cute and cuddly to being as badass and manly as his father and wheither or not he will take up riding killer shocks as a hobby.
Gah! Mr. Fish and that damn shark plushie are vying for my undying love right now. Both are just so cute and huggable. I think the fact that the kids are so super excited to get a ride on Mr. Fish gives him the advantage. x3
Seems to me that Jared keeps Mr Fish clean all the time. Brushing, washing… the whole deal.
I keep imagining Always from Robot Unicorn Attack playing when I see that last panel.
I…I am in awe at how fantastical the last panel is. I shed a single tear at the wonderful smile on my face now. I request wallpapers, plea-ABBAKADABRA.
Take it!
Jarred is a good guy? And a badass to boot? Crazy!
Also, I just had a thought rather similar to the commanders… Why hasn’t Jarred just flown back to Japan on Mr. Fish??
Because Mr. Fish’s species, Gyaradosious Awesomus, cannot learn Fly. He can simply thrash about on land in a splendifourous fashion.
Well it can surf it’s way there, but remember that Mr. Fish only knows four moves and they are roll over, play dead, fetch, and balance a treat on his nose. Remember?
The collateral damage would probably be huge anyways.
The little boy’s eyes in the Abbacadabra pic are ADORABLE!
Seeing how soooo many manly folks thought of robot unicorn attack, I have a question.
Which do you consider more manly :
Robot Unicorn Attack, or
Robot Unicorn Attack – Heavy Metal ?
—— ADD ON ——
What about Robot Unicorn Attack – Christmas?
P.S Sorry if i’m junkin’ up the message board >.>
There you go, bro. If you feel another post is needed, just reply to your first.
Thanks a lot man ^^
Wait, what? I don’t care if people don’t group all of their comments in threads, we don’t need to edit people’s comments…
That’s right, no one cares! We’re all a bunch of sloppy slobs here!
I just don’t like editing/deleting comments unless it’s an extreme situation.
… When you say that it just makes me want to type something absolutely horrible…
He really is a loving father, a tough guy, but a great dad. :)
I LOVE THE FACT THAT IT’S A POKEMON REFERENCE TOO @ MAGIC WORD. 8D
So what would Jared’s whole pokemon team look like? :O
lol
Mr. Fish and five empty slots.
This made me “AWWWWW” and it is awesome.
I declare this AWWWWSOME
Tsk tsk. Do I spy some recycled art? That is the exact same joyous Jared riding a Gyarados (sans kids and new shading) we saw when his Pokemon first evolved!
It’s called a “self-reference”.
Duh.
That comic was cuter than a unicorn that poops out kittens! Keep up the great work, C. Squiddy!
I hope his daughter doesn’t end up as manly as he is. o.O
the thing with the size kids had be dying for about half an hour gasping like a seal because it was too epic for me to just laugh normally at.xD
Kratos will be on the reboot of Mortal Kombat as a PS3-exclusive character.
Are you going to add more and more people to the Mr Fish riding shots?
That would be great.
Oh, look. Finally, after 7 days, I found a mistake in this comic.
Second-to-last panel. Jared’s jeans are tuck. And it’s the only panel like this.
Ok, my job is done. Finally, I can go to sleep, after 7 days of hard work.
Is Jared taking them to uncle Touchy’s naked puzzle basement?
Sammy is the best! Also so much Daaaw! New wallpaper! XD
Is it funny that i had ALWAYS running through my head?
I would totally love to have a wallpaper of that last panel that’s just like the other one of Jared Riding Mr. Fish
Suppressing the urge to yell out “Adventure Time!” in the last section.
… Suppressing the urge to make an “Adventure Time!” Jar.
i think i am the first to point this out but thats the first thing the Commanders son has said so far isn’t it? also those kids are so damn cute they gave me diabetes
I think Mr. Fish is quickly evolving into one of my favorite characters. Which is hilarious because, objectively, he’s so devoid of personality compared to the other characters. I think I’m just in love with his facial expressions.
ahahaha yeeeaaaahhhh… he’s basically a prop for all intents and purposes :P
I think you should give him his own spin off. Then eventually his own late night talk show.
… Which will be deafly silent due to his inability to talk. Unless of course you equip him with one of those Steven Hawking talky dealies.
My mind has Ron Stoppable’s voice as Jared’s voice.
You mean Will Friedle?
No Jared you are the Batmans.
RobotMr.FishAttack!? @_@
I just realized that you reused the last panel. :O
But that’s okay :)
What is jared doing to MR.fish in the 4th panel? is he brushing his teeth or something??
can anyone tell me this?
yeah, brushing his teeth.
Panels 6 & 7 are the best panels in any web comic ever.
This. Is my most favorite comic. Ever.
It’s a double rainbow all the way! So intense!
Commander Badass’s kids are absolutely adorable ^.^
Last Panel:
“AAALLLLWAYS I WANNA BEEEEEEEEEE WITH YOU AND MAKE BELIEEEEEVE WITH YOU AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY!”
The kids are just so stinkin’ cute. Is it wrong that I want this comic to last for at least several more years so that we get to see Commander Badass and the whole crew being enlisted as prom chaperones and threatening bystanders for when boys show up to date his little girl?
I’m still figuring out if the line between the eyes of the boy at 6 is his nose, or his mouth. Very amusing.
The last pannle reminds me of an acid trip while horse back riding…
I love how his son’s face is always covered by the stuffed shark.
This is the single greatest thing in the universe.
Holly balls, no matter how much I prepare not too laugh, Mr. Fish’s expression’s too much.
I LOVE that little shark toy.
I don’t care what anyone says.
You can be completely badass and still find this completely fucking adorable
Abrakadabra made me lol
Am I the only one who noticed Jared cleaning Mr. Fish’s teeth? How bold must one be to brave Mr. Fish’s mouth with a brush?
huh. just noticed that Jared’s pants arent rolled in the last panel… ive read and re-read this comic so many times. how did i miss that?
I just noticed, on my third read-through of this comic no less, that the magic word the Commander’s son gave was the name of the first two psychic Pokemon ever!
The kid’s Genre Savviness knows no bounds, it seems.