Long story Short, Dreamhost had a hardware crash that killed the site and lost a bunch of data. The folks at Dreamhost didn’t seem to be doing anything to fix the problem, so internet guardian angels Corbin Simpson and Jon Hayward stepped in and got things running again. The most recent backup we had was from February, so there are still plenty of things to patch, fill, and fix.

Please do not send me emails, facebook messages, Tumblr notes, and Tweets asking if I’m aware my page is messed up. The bombardment of people demanding personal explanations when I’ve already made individual posts outlining the situation is more stressful that the outage itself. Thank you.