All right, I have switched the nameservers for the domain over to Dreamhost so IN THEORY everything should be working now. However, I’m getting notices to approve comments sent to my email that apparently don’t exist when I go to the admin area. So I’m not sure if everything is up and running properly and I just have cache issues that will sort themselves out, or if there’s still something I’m doing wrong here.

The moral of the story is never do business with InMotion. Ever. Through this whole process of trying to cancel my account with them, they seem to have drifted from “difficult” to “completely useless”.