I am drawing a comic this week, but it is Canadian Thanksgiving and I have been out of town visiting my extended family. And also dealing with some nasty health-related after effects of the mold we’ve been trying to purge from my apartment. So it’ll be up late. In the meantime, our radcore tech guy Vorked Larfleeze has made a spectacular placeholder comic to entertain you, because he loves you and wants you to be happy.
EDIT: Real comic is up, this one will live on in the blog archive. Thanks again, Vorked!
ITS PERFECT!
I am in AWE!
Can I commission you to draw a zebra with Commander Badass sitting on it? :o
That sounds like a request I may do, but it will be so terrible.
Actually, it doesn’t look so bad. Trade your MS Paint for photoshop or something and keep practicing and you can be a programmer AND an artist.
Of course, the problem is that photoshop is just so so expensive…
it depends on how you get it.
Dude, the style’s intended xD The guy does Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff for MSPaint Adventures, it’s supposed to look like that.
Oh I didn’t know that.
As I recall he had to get photoshop because paint couldn’t look bad enough. IRONY.
FINALY
HE GOT MUSCLES
AND STRONG
MAYBE I CAN GET JUST AS STRONG IF I IMAGINE MY SELF AS SUPER STRONG EPIC STRONG
HRRRNG
NO DIDN’T WORK
GOD-FUCKING-DAMMIT
That’s because you didn’t think hard enough.
If you smelled like Isaiah Mustafa and properly dreamed the dream, you too could look like this.
And be on a horse.
Nope….it didnt work becasue he said the E-word.
What E-word? Enough?
“I warned you about those placeholders bro.”
“I told you dog.”
I just wonder if it’s gonna keep happening.
I wonder if I’m going to keep having toxic mold poisoning.
Don’t you just hate trying to get rid of mold? It’s such a pain in the ass.
Especially if you have a moldy ass.
If it does, I get the feeling someone’s gonnag get BROAD SIDE SCHOOL FED up the BONE BULGE.
Hmm… Jared with muscles. Never thought we’d see this day come.
I feel as though the title of this comic is somehow related to Clone High
Hahaha, same.
@EvilEarl: uHH, AT FIRST, i THOUGHT i WAS ALONE,
iN THINKING THAT,
Reply button. Use it.
Whoa. I totally didn’t see that. Why didn’t I see that? Hrm. It baffles me. I am now baffled.
lol I thought your ‘baffled’ was waffled. Man would I love to be waffled. First thing I’d do would be to start munching on myself… yum…
Man, the quality is… outstanding!
You coud kill a man with that stubble.
UUUUGH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
THIS IS STUPID ON SO MANY LEVELS
Pretty sure its the BEST comic so far.
I think you’re ready for a solo career man, gotta drop the squid and go for gold
AH YES! A perfect idea! I will work on my NEXT comic in …
No wait. I am lazy.
With all respect to Coela, yes. This is the greatest comic ever.
I feel like you didn’t channel enough SB&HJ into this, though.
TH1S 1S TH3 B3ST COM1C Y3T
H3H3H3H3H3H
Using 3 in place of E and 1 in place of i….
Put money in the jar…..
I will discipline you.
DONT B3 SO S1LLY M1ST3R P3RSON 1 DONT KNOW
JUST 4DM1R3 TH1S 4M4Z1NG COM1C
tHiS cOmIc BrO, iT’s So DoWn AsS mIrAcUlOuS! lOoK aT tHoSe F-iNg ArTiFaCtS-tHiNgS! HoW dO tHeY eVeN wOrK?
mAn….
You just gave me a migraine. Even if it was a parody.
Fucking magnets, how do they work
I guess there will be other awesome guest comics coming at your mail, so don’t drag on posting them, Coelasquid! Also, I’d like to see one by you done in MS Paint.
I plan on using them at the end of the month when I’m actually moving and won’t be able to draw at all. There’s going to be a comic this week, but it’s not done yet so Vorked said to post this one as a joke.
I don’t have MS Paint so uh. yeah.
Hey Coleasquid, about those guest comics… Do you NEED to have your own webcomic/friendship-with-coleasquid to get considered? Cuz I don’t have the time to get my own crap started but I would invest the time if I got to be put up with the
astounding manly beauty of your material
Naw, I just want stuff that’s funny.
Hm….may have to offer my services here.
Some other basic paint program would work basically the same.
Maybe a whole “adventure” in MS Paint? Maybe something where Jared is stuck at home? Or has to sleuth out a problem?
He’ll have to start by quickly retrieving his arms.
He already HAS arms, ya numbnut!
Is this canon?
I think it should be.
It’s actually Ganon Canon, Anon.
BLUH
Awesome!! :D
I can’t believe Jared FINALy got muscles! AND STRONG!
Badass!
Thank you for making this exist.
Thank Vorked, man.
And that was when the Cult of Vorked began.
Soon after came the Great Scism, when it was argued whether H– Blessed name should be pronounced Vor-Ked, or to rhyme with “borked”.
And the division was harsh and bitter, sundering families, until the Wise Coelasquid did say, “Oh, for cry-yi-yi! Argue about something effing IMPORTANT for once, okay? Like stuffing!” And then did they come back together, weeping tears of joy at her wisdom.
That was absolutely brilliant. Best thing I will read all day.
Jared likes being STRONG
today i put……….
JELLY on this hot
god
And then drizzle honey on that jelly. And BAKE him. Yum.
MANLESHIBA!
A friend of mine’s apartment got flooded back in 2009 twice. Once because of rain (he was on the bottom floor apartment so I don’t understand how that happened…) and another time because someone two flights above him left the water running. Yeah. -_-
Anyway, they brought in a dehumidifier but mold still showed up. I’m not sure they were ever really able to completely get rid of it, and he ended up moving to a different apartment for multiple reasons.
So I guess what I’m saying is mold sucks, hope you’re able to take care of it and it’s a good thing you’re moving shortly either way.
Vorked man, that Jared’s going to haunt me in my dreams.
They had to completely tear apart one of the rooms and rebuild it, but you can still smell it so it’s obviously not all gone.
Eesh. Keep the windows open as often as you can. Well, assuming you live in a less humid area I suppose.
I AM OUTRAGED AT THE LACK OF BEETLE, VORKED.
WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO? HUH? NOT MAKE IT A GUEST STRIP? Then it would be a not guest strip.
That would not be right.
When I first saw this, I thought it was a guest strip by Andrew Hussie.
Nope, you just get me.
Actually, I thought the same thing. Sweet Commander and Hella Jared.
THE MOLD RUSE WAS A……. DISTACTION!
…I just checked your dA and now I’m even more confused.
I haven’t updated my DA in weeks.
It’s still awesome.
JUTS THEN! A Headcrab went on Jared’s head! But it can’t hurt him since he now has MUSCLES and STRONG!!! Great job Vorked :D
WHERE UID HEADCRAB COME FROM
Mr. Fish wents to get his crowbarb ut it was missing so had to used HYPERBEAM!!!
Aww.. you beat me to it! DX
Who, me?
Yeah… I was gonna make the QL: HTD reference. DX
In Jared’s dream, he is the Commander. It’s him.
I apologize if this style’s similarity to Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff is coincidence rather than homage but I mean there seems to be little room for that possibility.
Oh man, I make SBAHJ crap ALL the time.
It’s ridiculous just how much SBaHJ this guy even makes
I’m sad that this is the only SBaHJ reference here.
*insert quote from it here*
Well, by name at least.
The Doctor TOLD you not to touch that spot, and what do you do?
Now I’m hoping that someone here watches Doctor Who and remembers this episode.
im trying to remember the episode D:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*raises hand hesitantly*
Saw the episode in question, don’t know the name.
As for the comic, I really hope this is canon. It opens up many possibilities. Will Jared be accepted by the other manly guys, or will he learn that he needs more than muscles to be a truly manly man? Find out later!
Have you learned nothing from the Bran-Dao? Obviously, it takes more than muscles to be considered manly, But knowing Jared he would undoubtedly abuse his new-found pectoral girth, resulting in Commander Badass having to teach him the ways of the Bran-Dao, ergo setting him on a path of masculine self-discovery and eventually achieving true Nirmana.
Well, duh. Thanks for spoiling the plot. But it’s still awesome, and I personally think Coelasquid should do something along those lines(just a fan suggestion, not to be a demanding jerk, no complaints about free content and all that).
Either that, or the Commander will have to give him the Swirly of All Swirlies, washing the stupid out of his head.
POKEY DOES NOT STAND. POKEY PREFERS TO SIT.
Are we talking about Earthbound now?
This guy should probably just do the comic from now on.
Our little Jared is all grown up now.
what is this I dont even
wat
lol i dunno
Goddamn it Candle Ja~
Sheesh, Candle Jack! This person didn’t even finish saying your name! You’re jumping the gu
This demands Sweet Jared and Hella Commander.
I WARNED YOU ABOUT STEROIDS, BRO
IT kEEPS HAPENING!
this guys gonna steal your thunder!
I Do Not Understand Why Humans Enjoy Such Trivial Nonsense.
I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE MANLINESS
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
Wow, Jared’s work environment sure has changed his physique!
I bet he stole a few steroids from one of the less manly guys.
This is true art.
… It seems Manleshiba finally took effect.
I am terrified.
Canadian Guy is enjoy his moose today.
Maybe he will get his own video game.
If only I could draw… If only.
After having to hang out with all those manly guys all the time, I’d think Jared would be inspired to work out everyday.
Now he can finally face:
FULL-
LIFE-
CONSEQUENCES!
Even the placeholder comics are terrific and manly.
I hope you feel better soon, Coela, and that you and your lovebird don’t suffer any lasting effects from the mold.
If my lovebird was here he’d probably be dead, he lives with my family in Northern Manitoba because he is my mom’s baby now that her real ones have left the nest.
Awww…
Man, it’s pretty crazy how he got muscles and strong JUST when he was thinking about them.
Coincidences like that are so unreal, they don’t even happen.
Most of the time.
I have never heard the word radcore before today, and now I will make sure that after today, everyone hears it.
This is incredibly silly!
Remarkable, this is so bad it’s good.
Vorked confirmed for Dave Strider
I want his work out secrets. Or maybe just his gyarados. Either will suffice.
All that naysaying for nothing! He DID get huge!
Hmmm first thought that came to mind was, “Oh man maybe Jared can benchpress Mr. Fish now!” Then I realized that he would still need the ants strength equivalent to do such an awesome feat but just think! Mr. Fish could be taken to the beach to exercise… then again maybe Mr. Fish just hates exercise as much as Jared… Mr. Fish needs to think really hard about getting all fit and muscley now too!
This is soooooooo gr8. I am all of the happy.
All of it.
::::)
yEAH, UUUH,
iT’S REALLY COOL HOW HIS DREAM CAME TRUE
aND, uHHH,
i THINK,
tHIS IS REALLY GREAT }: )
FuCkInG mIrAcLeS, mAn.
YoU jUsT gOt To Be GoInG wItH wHaT fEeLs RiGhT aT wHeRe YoUr HeArT’s Up In, YoU kNoW?
SlAm A mOtHeRfUcKiN fAyGo, BrO
hes totally doin it man
hes makin it hapen
Dude, why is EVERYONE a better artist than me <3
For some reason I want to play http://www.realmofthemadgod.com/ now. :p
I Don’t Really Understand What’s Going On In This Comic
It Looks Like One Of Those Things Terezi Was Trying To Show Me
Hope you feel better! Thanks Vorked for picking up the slack. It’s pretty epic.
Don’t worry, I’m putting money in the jar.
DUDE! HE EVOLVED! JUST LIKE MR. FISH!!! (except he didn’t glow and stuff). You should add a little “What?!?! Jared is evolving!!!,” and on that day not one f*ck was given.
JaredMon! I choose you!
F*ck. he’s got a Mudkip.
u liek mudkips?
I LOVE being STRONG
Is Canadian Thanksgiving where everyone who came over on the settler ship The Molson had a bad winter and had to share maple syrup and Kraft Dinner with the local natives to keep from starving?
DIE >:O
Make an “MSPA/SBAHJ Reference” Jar.
Suddenly, 413 Boonbucks.
TH3 NUM3R4LS OF TH3 BL1ND PROPH3TS!
Michael Firman of Moe has something to say about Andrew Hussie’s influence on webcomics
It’s true. ;_;
But I am better.
Maybe.
Okay well.
Just lazy.