I bet most Pokemon Trainers grow up to be douchebags. They say battling Pokemon teaches you all sorts of stuff about love and friendship, but mostly it teaches you that if you’re the strongest you get to beat up other […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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People were asking for a beardy Commander in the spirit of November so here you go! Remember, no time like the present to donate to prostate and testicular cancer research over at Movember.com! Aaaaand if you’ve still got some spare […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Who are you to tell vampires what they don’t do?
Coelasquid October 29, 2012 12:00 amI don’t like Twilight, I just think the idea of a sparkly Nosferatu is silly as all get out. Also BIG NEWS my professional stomping grounds (Six Point Harness) recently joined forces with Titmouse to start a brand new animation […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Silly Jared, you can’t vote in the United States, you’re from Kanto
Coelasquid October 22, 2012 12:00 amDoes Kanto even have a central government? They seem to have universal Healthcare for Pokemon, at least. They’re really slacking on the “roads” front, though. Commander probably can’t vote in our time either, due to being from the future and […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Spookle Motion
Coelasquid October 15, 2012 12:00 amSpent the weekend in Vegas, I wonder how many Chippendales had ambitions of being UFC fighters then decided getting punched in the face a lot wasn’t all that appealing after they finished all that bulking up. Commander probably only has […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Looper was a great movie and I wholly recommend it to fellow action movie fans, but any time I saw a poster or trailer for it, all I could think of was “Wooper Looper”
Dredd was the Game of Thrones series Finale, right?
Coelasquid September 24, 2012 12:00 amCaught a midnight screening of the new Lollipop Chainsaw Judge Dredd movie with my friends for my birthday and it was great A+ ten stars would watch again. Might try to catch it in 3D before it’s out of theatres.
The one in which Jonesey is the most relatable
Coelasquid September 17, 2012 12:00 amSomebody asked me why Jonesey is the only one who always has the same outfit. The answer is because she is the most militantly lazy. Okay this is the first time I’ve done this, but comments are turned off on […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Commander could probably be a decent Will Powers stand-in
Coelasquid September 10, 2012 12:00 amI was going to wait until I had a chance to colour this to post it, but I’ve had a handful of people send me letters to say that they enjoy seeing them in black and white first so hey. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…