If there’s one thing Jared is competent at it’s loving Mr. Fish
December 7, 2013
7:38 pm
I draw Mr. Fish Anime-Gyarados-sized, so it’s worth remembering that an in-game Gyarados is supposed to be 21 feet long and weigh about 520lbs, ie, slightly larger than an average adult anaconda.
He ate his veggies and drank his milk.
….. along with everything else. XD Hopefully Lysandre’s Gyarados isn’t next on the menu list, seeing as Mr. Fish already has a documented past of eating other trainers’ Pokemon.
(I also just continue to love Lysandre’s ridiculous fluffy Ganondorf hair and how Jared continues to surprise top Pokemon professors with his common-sense-knowledge. Does he also now get an honorary PhD in Pokemon Nutrition?)
Jared wouldn’t need to ask you if you were a boy or a girl, and he certainly wouldn’t need to ask you what his own grandson’s name was. Honestly, I think most of the Pokemon professors got where they are by flunking out of more respectable fields.
Considering that these “Pokemon Professors” didn’t even know that pokemon were born from eggs until the second game, despite having clearly coexisted with them for millions of years, I wouldn’t be surprised.
Frankly, I’m surprised that the Day-Care Couple still don’t know where eggs come from, despite creating thousands of the things. You’d think they’d catch on.
I was always under the assumption that the old day-care man didn’t want to give a ten year-old kid ‘the talk’ so they just kinda tell them they appear out of nowhere to just avoid that conversation.
According to an NPC, the “eggs” aren’t even eggs, but instead protective cradles for the developing Pokemon
In short, the eggs aren’t eggs, but are in fact eggs
Somebody did not think that through
I believe that was meant to imply the eggs aren’t natural.
http://awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=010614
Works even better when you consider Hot Skitty On Wailord Action.
Pretty Sure Jared is also the first pokemon trainer to craft battle armor (or attempt to) for his pokemon (Magnemite power armor)
Also Mr. Fish probably gets alot of exercise chasing stray cats and vagrants (unless Jared catches and feeds that to Mr. Fish which would have bad implications….
Nope, Steel Coat since Gen 2.
Uh. Giovanni, Mewtwo. Maybe you don’t remember Power Armor Mewtwo.
I am a little surprised that “Jared” wasn’t on the list of Mr Fish’s foods.
You shouldn’t be, one of the moves that mr fish has in his repertoire is “don’t eat jared” to this very day (unless coelasquid has had jared training mr fish behind our backs, but she wouldn’t do that to her loyal fans).
I would argue that implies that he did eat Jared (or at least came very close) at least once. Otherwise, why would he need to know such a trick?
I would say that Jared may have issued it as a command as a precaution once Mr. Fish evolved.
Many animals play via biting. There was that guest comic where Mr. Fish was sleeping with Jared in his mouth. So “Don’t eat Jared” is probably to stop Mr. Fish from putting him in his mouth.
I hope we get to see Mr. Fish Megaevo.
Then Jared can call his parents and brag about his dark/water type with boosted attack and defense. lol electric types? Earthquake. Set up DDance in the rain and waterfall/bounce everything into oblivion and get moxy attack boosts.
A ridiculously strong sweeper is something to be proud of, Jared.
Also being a recognized member of the science community is a +.
Jared getting recognized for talent and competence is pretty uncharacteristic.
Inb4 a love interest for him gets introduced.
at least in the early generations, every electric pokemon thats actually good at electric stuff will one-shot a gyarados with that 4x electricity weakness. but as i recall, GOOD electric types are rarely used by in-game trainers…
Pretty sure it’s mentioned that Jared’s got a girlfriend that was introduced during a pidgeon dating thing. Commander seemed surprised.
He does have a girlfriend. Though we’ve only heard of her once.
She was described as an “internet girlfriend”. So I am personally assuming it was really a dude.
Honestly, I believe her to be real and female… and dating Canada Guy.
Why? It’s not 2000 anymore, dude. “There are no girls on the internet” is pretty friggen outdated.
It is not a matter of women on the internet. It is a matter of women on the internet that would be interested in a guy like Jared.
I take issue with the implication that guys on the internet would be different in amount of interest in Jared than women.
The reference during the pigeon thing was actually a reference to his “imaginary pigeon boyfriend” because the game revolves around picking a pigeon boyfriend. When was a girlfriend mentioned?
Ah, never mind – found it. Good ole Pokeface.
Mr.Fish loves Jarod as a traner and friend, not a food.
Plus, whens the last time you saw Jarod take off that hat? He probably tastes awful.
Imported Australian Wagyu beef? This is why Jared seems so poor
I think he just feeds it everybody’s scraps and someone threw a fancy dinner.
So Mr. Fish is basically my father.
We all need people like your father to come visit for a day after the holiday season has ended and we have too much crap in our fridges!
Your dad is awesome ^_^
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You shouldn’t be, one of the moves that mr fish has in his repertoire is “don’t eat jared” to this very day (unless coelasquid has had jared training mr fish behind our backs, but she wouldn’t do that to her loyal fans).
sorry, replied to the wrong comment ;)
why are you talking with yourself??, weird
He is not weird. Doing that is perfectly normal.
No it isn’t, you weirdass!
Quiet you! Nobody asked your opinion!
Pfft, hahahahaha!
i thought i was reading a web adress :<
Mr. Fish thrashing around the in-game Gyarados made me go “Awwww…” I think Mr. Fish has finally, truly grown on me. Jared’s paternal expression in the last panel is hilarious.
Jared’s outstanding discoveries in the field of Pokemon Everything have won him the world’s only Nobel Prize in Pokemon Science.
I did not make those up and you can’t prove otherwise.
All that food may be why Mr. Fish can’t seem to fly while other Gyarados can
He’s an Extreme Omnivore. What do you expect?
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ExtremeOmnivore
He eats vagrants? O_O
That’s … that’s not right, Jared.
Commander Badass, tell him that’s not right.
and stray cats and beached whales…so…even animal vagrants!
But no Chilled Monkey Brains or Snake Surprise?!
I consider that Gyarados abuse.
He does eat pork brains in gravy. Hot from the stove instead of chilled, but you can’t argue with brains.
Lysandre would have gotten a shorter list if he’d asked what Mr. Fish DOESN’T eat.
I never noticed the alternate pattern on his underbelly before seeing him next to a standard model Gyarados.
“Jared, mid-sized sedans, and pistachios.”
Vagrants.
What about Laser Beams? I know Mr. Fish shoots them, but the real question is whether or not he needs to eat them beforehand.
Also, PokePuffs
PokePuffs stunt pokemon growth! IT’S A CONSPIRACY
They’re a sometimes food. I’m sure he gets them every once in a while. Just not ALL the time.
To be fair though, Mr Fish does *not* like Rain-bots :
http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/the-one-youve-all-been-waiting-for
But Mr Fish ate a lionfish! a freakin’ LIONFISH!! O_O;;
How badass is that?
Can we ask what the creative process for making up and writing down those foods was like?
I second this question. I’d also like to ask how exactly Jared manages to afford Mr. Fish’s food. A list like that has to burn through $500 a day.
Well he didn’t say he eats all of those foods every day. Vagrants and stray cats are probably pretty cheap.
True, though he’d probably have to eat mostly stray cats, to avoid negative police attention.
I’m also wondering about this. There’s some pretty specific items on here. Bacon and cheddar quiche? Souvlaki? Little Ceasar’s? Did Coela just run through a list of items she’d eaten in the last month or so, and did this actually include vagrants, cats, and whales?
Maybe it was “hum, i have a bunch of this, i wonder if Mr. Fish will like it. Oh wow, he does, here have some more”. I do the same with my hamsters.
Well yeah, presumably that’s how Mr. Fish came to try all of these. I do pretty much the same thing with my cockatoo and dog. Although I’m somewhat concerned if there just happens to be a bunch of stray cats around his apartment. Not necessarily surprised, but concerned.
I was wondering about Coela’s creative process for coming up with these.
Yeah, I had a bucketful of vagrants lying around, thought I’d feed ’em to my massive flying snake-fish. You know. Because.
So Mr. Fish is a Dragon Slayer?
I was expecting to see Pikachu on that list. Then again, Jared probably knows better than to mention that part of Mr. Fish’s diet.
Can’t eat Pikachus. Times four electricity weakness, I suspect they wouldn’t go down well.
http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/survival-of-the-cutest
really? me thinks you need to have a closer look at the last panel on this strip ^_^
Why… why did I zoom-in on that?! DX
God I love Mr. Fish. Best gyrados ever.
Oh yes, and white ganondorf. I will never be able to call him anything else now.
Miltank Milk. Great, for everyone!*
*Miltank milk is not meant for consumption by pokemon. Unexpected sideffects may occour
…aaaand one Gyarados. It’s good for the tail fins. :3
Is that beached whales, vagrants and stray cats I see on that list? Good grief, no wonder he’s so large.
I never actually thought about Mr Fish’s size till you commented on it just now. I like that he is anime sized, and that his mouth seems to be big enough to eat an average adult in one bite.
Pokemon sizes are so confusing, like apparently poliwag is enormous and a third the size of a wailord. It makes some pokemon battles kind of jarring @-@
Poliwag is only 2 feet tall roughly the size of a child
Where are you getting that size for Poliwag? According to Bulbapedia, Poliwag is 2 feet 2 inches, while Wailord is 47 feet long. Poliwrath is the largest of Poliwag’s evolutionary tree, and he’s still only 4 feet 3 inches.
This does explain why Jared’s still working at the agency, clearly all his earnings (not spent on candy and beanie babies) are going toward feeding Mr. Fish.
That was exactly what I thought when I saw this. :D
Mr. Fish the most badass Gyarados out there xD…and the biggest it seems O.o…i just hope he doesn’t Mega Evolve…He’s already a badass xD
Mr fish Mega evolving would be a downgrade. He’s just that awesome.
“stray cats”
Don’t forget “vagrants”. ;)
and “beached whales”, “seagulls”, and “squirrels” :P
Or flaked dophin
I think he’s just being realistic about what’s actually in the can of tuna.
or beached whales!
I really do love how for all his silliness, Jared really does love Mr.Fish.
The normal Gyarados’s expression to me says ‘this is such bullshit’. Which is cracking me up.
Lysandre’s in the last two panels did it for me.
I’m not sure it’s ‘this is such bullshit’, so much as ‘ow, my pokeballs!’
On this list I see “beached whales”, “squirrels”, “vagrants”, “stray cats”, and “Chicago style deep dish pizza”. Dee-sgusting.
He said “veal schnitzel” twice. Does that mean he eats twice as much veal schnitzel as everything else?
This makes me smile and giggle. “What do you feed him?” “Actual food that doesn’t stunt his growth! :D”
The title for this strip is very appropriate. :D
OMG VAGRANTS
Vagrants though. Mr. Fish is terrifying
Jared and his Gyrados are the best.
And is it any surprise? He’s a single-‘mon Trainer. All of his effort and attention goes into Mr. Fishy-fishy-fishy-fish. Of course his Gyrados is going to the 900-lb silverback gorrila of gyrados.
I love that Mr. Fish’s diet includes wagyu beef, beached whales, stray cats, mechanically separated chicken, flinstones vitamins, hot’n’ready pizza and vagrants.
I’m more alarmed by the lionfish. Those things are ridiculously poisonous.
Well consider everything that Mr. Fish eats, wouldn’t be surprised if Jared had some Pecha berries just in case. Or you know, they put pecha berry juice in Flintstone vitamins.
Nah, he doesn’t eat Flintstones vitamins. He eats the actual Flintstones.
Cuz Tumbleweed better watch out, as they’re running in short supply. :(
Somebody needs to make a list of Mr. Fish facts.
He eats both!
Only the spines. It’s not like a pufferfish, where the whole flesh of the fish is suffused with the poison. The rest of the fish is perfectly safe and supposedly pretty tasty.
There’s actually a campaign to get people to eat lionfish to help eliminate them as an invasive pest species in the Gulf Coast.
Lionfish aren’t poisonious, they are venemous. That means that the venom is entirely contained to a few areas they sting with (specifically, certain of their spines)
Unless you eat those, you’re fine. Even if you do eat those, they are denatured pretty easily (another difference between poisons and venoms). You’re probably in more trouble from the fact that you just ate a bunch of pointy spines.
I’ve eaten lionfish. Its tasty, so long as you slice off the spines first.
You basically pinpointed why the pokémon games disappointed me: the anime made everything much cooler.
I don’t think Mr. Fish’s diet is the only thing affecting his size. The fact that he never goes into a pokeball I think likely has something to do with it; he’s a “free-range” pokemon.
Considering the diet most Trainers feed their mons, this really isn’t surprising. Let’s see what Pokemon usually eat when owned by a trainer: Berries, berry juice, soda pop, lemonade, water, vitamins, cookies, candy (rage candy bar, rare candy), medicine, milk, roots and herbs, and mushrooms. Potions might be ingested, but they look like they’re aerosol or some sort of injection.
They get to hold your leftovers, but not eat them (I think). Farfetch’d hold a rock-hard leek. Once you catch them, they can not eat honey. You smear it on trees instead.
Gentlemen, we have born witness to the first (and possibly only) well-fed Trained Pokémon. This means that every Pokemon that Trainers use are sickly or undersized.
To be fair, the trainers themselves are known to go for months or even years at a time without eating, or even sleeping; they may hold their pokemon to the same standard.
Maybe that’s why Ash still looks 10 years old after over 10 seasons, he only eats once a week at best…
I’m thinking a better question is “what doesn’t Mr. fish eat”
I don’t like macarons. They feel so light and insubstantial I barely notice I’ve actually eaten something.
I bet Lysandre eats Pyroars and absorbs their mane essence.
What do you feed a half-ton serpent? Anything he wants!
Trivia! Trivia and MATH and WILD ASS-PULLING GUESSWORK!
…this will be mostly the latter.
Anyway! Taking Mr. Fish’s approximate size, he seems to occupy a somewhat larger volume than an African Elephant, which weigh between four and seven metric tonnes. As a marine animal, Mr. Fish likely masses pretty heavily by sporting a denser, blubber-esque energy storage layer (won’t get into theorycrafting for how pokemon store enough caloric density to fire off pulmonary or alimentary tract mounted death rays, you’ll have to work that one out yourselves) and specialized musculo-skeletal systems for sustaining whatever depth of dive it needs to be able to dive and resurface from in nature.
I’d guess Mr. Fish masses somewhere in the range of ‘several tonnes’, probably somewhere north of six not accounting for possible (it’s pokemon, probable) weird superlight handwavium metamaterials in his bones.
I forgot the math part of this, because it’s quarter to three in the morning and my cat is yelling at me about invisible gremlins so you’ll have to work out Mr. Fish’s approximate volume on your own.
Gyarados is a Hulkamaniac?
Veal Schnitzel ftw. If only because it’s there twice. I’d like to think that this is the meal plan from last week.
Flaked Dolphin? Wait, is that actually a thing? I thought people went into fits whenever someone tried to eat a dolphin.
To the Internet! Oh wait…
Dolphin is the name of three different species, only one of which (a mammal of the porpoise variety) is protected. The other two are common salt-water fish, more commonly known as ahi and mahi mahi.
I love how confidant Jared is in the last panel. “A sometimes food”. Perfect XD
I think he somehow was able to tell the ingredients of three poke puff just by looking at it
Poképuffs look like macarons, which are pretty much just meringue. They’re almost entirely egg whites and sugar, with maybe some almond for flavor, assuming they don’t have some other super-rich filling in the middle.
I’ve never heard of them before. I thought he was naming an ingredient in the puff
Pokepuffs are apparently made from berries, vitamins, what looks like to be health-based cake mix and cream. So yeah, it’s like a healthy version of a macaron. I’m with Jared on this one.. it’s a sometimes food. No matter how healthy it apparently is. I just can’t fathom that certain Pokemon who were clearly carnivores could survive on something like that.
“…and smaller gyaradoses.”
I love, love, LOVE that Jared is getting his moment to shine. Thank you so much. :D (also despite being a huge fan of the pokemon games I’m not gonna lie I’m adoring your pointing out of how ridiculous certain concepts in the pokemon games are)
Now for the next comparisons: Mr. Fish versus the tallest/lengthiest Pokemon in the National Kalos Dex (maybe this is Steelix or Wailord?), then Mr. Fish versus the weightiest in the same 718 (to be 721) (Groudon, I think). It would be interesting to see just how abnormally MANLY Mr. Fish is compared to those lightweights.
Thought it said “rolled cats” for a second, was pleased that he doesn’t actually eat cats. Then I read stray cats and vagrants. D:
Also donut chips and bacon cheddar quiche both sound like things I REALLY want to try out. Thank you for expanding my horizons. :)
well, at least the birds are safe
*checks list, sees “seagulls”*
…
fried chicken? really?
I really want to see what happens if Lysandre gives Jared his Gyaradosite.
MEGA MR. FISH EATS ALL THE VAGRANTS
You have been doing a few more pokemon comics than usual…
Are you enjoying XY?
Veal Schnitzel popped up more than once. Must be important….
…
I think I’ll add ten to my own diet so I can be big and strong like Gyrados!
Pretty sure Escargot is on there twice as well – must be the fact that Gyarados’s Water type absolutely destroys the Fire/Rock Magcargo?
Vagrants and fish tacos…
…but seriously, brussels sprouts? No wonder he always looks so grim.
Short Answer: Erethin.
Stray cats! It says stray cats in that list!
Also, maybe he’s so big because Jared doesn’t keep him trapped in a tiny ball.
Oh man, the look on Jared’s face when he learns that’s an option…
Did…Did I read beached whales in that list?
I’m going to go catch a Shiny Gyarados and name him Mr. Fish now.
Make a list, put kitchen sink at the top and go backwards from there. Jared’s list= yesterday’s meals, that’s why 3 panels.
Can we hope to see Mr. Fish megaevolve?
I’m beyond thrilled that Mr. Fish’s diet includes pemmican.
Looks like he has been raiding Canada Guys stash.
But I’m also sure Canada Guy has an unlimited supply of pemmican.
Man, I can NOT get enough Lysandre. I have to be honest, some (just a few) of Coelasquid’s own version of characters I’ve known felt a bit off for me (Just a few. We can’t ALWAYS agree, yeah?), but her rendition of Lysandre, even after nearly a month, I can’t get enough of.
To make it short, I feel like she took a near-awkward looking character in the game and make it look better than his original representation.
On an unrelated note, I wonder if anyone will make mention of how weird it was that Lysandre died, man. Or is assumed to have died. And nobody gives a fuck. First thing to die since that off-screen Marowak in Blue/Red in the history of pokemans as far as I can recall. And nobody gives a fuck.
What about Hydreigon in Mystery Dungeon GTI?
Sure it’s a spin off, but still. The poor thing was frozen solid, then smashed into powder. He got better later (somehow) but still, even he said his physical form was pretty much dead in the meantime.
And then there was the protagonist of PMD Explorers. Erased from time and space after an actual SUICIDE mission. (again, you get better (somehow))
I cant help but imagine Jared’s tone as the same as a patent parent explaining to their kid why their pent cant eat ‘people food’
“It’s not fair to the other trainers to give your pokemon that much nutrition!”
Oh man, I can’t get enough of casual trainer talks. Between two of my fave trainers, even!
Also, I’m disturbed that smaller gyarados reminds me of a prawn. A huge, juicy… blue… prawn…?
I’m not certain if it says well boar or wild BOATS. Ō.o
Probably wouldn’t make a difference to Mr Fish either way, boats are a good source of fibre and/or iron.
COOKIES ARE A SOMETIMES FOOD
Y’know.. imagining Jared in an anime scientist lab coat.. oddly works. He pulls off the ‘malnourished nutty prodigy’ look.
I mean.. look at the last few panels, and imagine the hoody to be white. Y’see? No? Maybe just me.
I can see it. But he’s still too Jared. We can drop the beanie and the scruff fits ‘scientist’, yet the hair still says “I’m a 16-29 male gamer”.
I love Mr. Fish! He’s like he’s already Mega Evolved! I’m an avid Pokemon fan, and I love to see things like this.
I always did think Pokemon Amie could have done with better food options than just the “Pokepuffs” thing, like you could feed it different food groups like meat(e.g chicken leg, generic meat-on-a-bone thing, turkey dinner) plants(leaf, apple, carrot, etc) or for some even minerals (rocks, geodes, crystals). Not sure what to do about those Ghost-types that feed on life force/emotions/whatever; perhaps for them just petting them enough would also increase the “fullness” meter as they derive sustenance from your affection or something?
Mr. Fish is not just a Gyarados, he is a MANLY Gyarados.
*applause*
Mr. Fish sure is spoiled. No wonder Jared never have enough money for anything.
He ate his veggies and drank his milk? Don’t you mean he ate the farm and the cow? XD
Probably. The veggies and the milk were included.
….Flintstones?
Flintstones vitamin gummies.
YOU GUYS FORGOT JIFFYPOP! Mr. Fish loves Jiffypop.
Anyone gonna try to stop Mr. Fishy from eating that other pokemon? No? Well, not like we anyone could I guess.
I love the stern look on Jared’s face in the last panel.
The question is, will it Mega? With all of Jared’s love he should go saiyajin, at least once, for the photo.
CAlling it. When that happens, we are going to see, yet again, the I’M THE KING OF EVERYTHING pose.
Jared put Mr Fish on a bulking diet and he made all kinds of gains. /dudebro
Yeah really digging the whole Lysandre Arc. One thing I’ve noticed too is that all the poke-fangirls tend to swoon over Professor Sycamore for some reason, hell only knows why.
Sycamore’s REAL research is into ways for humans to use pokemon moves.
In particular, he’s been studying Sweet Scent and Attract.
Pretty Sure Jared is also the first pokemon trainer to craft battle armor (or attempt to) for his pokemon (Magnemite power armor)
Also Mr. Fish probably gets alot of exercise chasing stray cats and vagrants (unless Jared catches and feeds that to Mr. Fish which would have bad implications….)
I guess at the end of the day feeding a Gyrados is easy, they eat eveything that can be remotely classified as food.
Have a hurricane rip through a groccery store and he has enough food to feed Mr. Fish for a month
Like Mr. Fish needs an excuse to eat everything in a grocery store.
I can just imagine Lance seeing Mr. Fish, pissing himself, and just making Jared Pokemon Champion on the spot.
Chicken fingers?
It’s like this Gyarados is in the TOP PERCENTAGE of Gyarados!
When I read stray cats I couldn’t help but imagine jared putting flyers up for a week to make sure they were strays and the just going, meh
Considering “vagrants” is also on the list, I don’t know how much effort he puts into stopping mr fish from eating what he wants.
Holy smokes! Lobster bisque? Jared puts way more effort into caring for Mr. Fish than I ever thought of doing when I played pokemon. I guess being bad at pokemon training and lazy (although maybe not since he started working for CB) doesn’t mean you can’t be a good master to your pokemon.
I had never heard of donut chips until now, and then I looked them up.
This strip is AWESOME.
I don’t see jiffy pop anywhere on that list of foods
ARGHBLBLBL
MacarOOns! Two O’s! Why has no one called this??
Because macarons and macaroons are two different pastries. Macaroons are basically the American version of macarons. Macarons are made by making a meringue adding flavor then deflating it some before adding flour and piping into small disks which are then baked and put together over a flavored filling.
Macaroons are similarly made of deflated meringue, but coconut flakes are added and they’re piped into lumps and baked and eaten that way.
what no soilent green
I just realized that Jared actually looks semi mature in the bottom few panels. He’s not being overly expressive, which is odd for him, but he looks sane and composed and like a normal person. Especially next to Lysandre.
The good doctor cannot believe you would exclude the T from Borscht.
Reminds me of the flavor text from a tcg card I own: “Its diet consists of fruits, plants, small woodland animals, large woodland animals, woodlands, fruit groves, fruit farmers, and small cities.”
Took a same-type-attack-bonus at copying Mr. Fish’s food list.
…beached whales, mechanically separated chicken, deviled ham, hotdogs, Kraft macaroni and cheese, big bugs, seagulls, spam, rolled oats, squirrels, lasagna, Chicago style deep dish pizza, pineapples, fried chicken, beef and broccoli stuffing, fish sticks, Yukon gold potatoes, mineral salts, roast pig, pemmican, hamburger helper, watermelon gummies, boba tea, takoyaki, potato latkas, veal schnitzel, imported Australian wagyu beef, little Caesar’s hot and ready, turnips, ice cream, pig hooves, pork brains in gravy, mealworms, lionfish, lobster bisque, bacon cheddar quiche, sugar cookies, oats and barley, coleslaw, borsch, flaked dolphin, escargot, crawdads, boiled lobster, chocolate, roasted crickets, veal schnitzel, beef tamales, roasted peppers, corn on the cob, wild rice, mushrooms, filet of fish, cream of wheat, gourmet burgers, chicken fingers, red herring, whole chickens, quesadillas, tomato paste, vagrants, unagi, white fish casserole, escargot, rainbow sherbet, wild boar, stray cats, fish tacos, coconut chips, Flintstones vitamin gummies, cob salad, brussel sprouts…
If anyone wants to add to it.
Thinking about it, most pokemon in the games are much closer to real animals in size than the anime would have you believe. Of course, then there are giant keys so…
I’m disappointed by the lack of “Pikachu” on the list.
4x type weakness. It’d give him indigestion at best.
Waitwaitwaitwait, I just read the List a bit more carefully and right at the center-top of the third panel of it, Jared says he feeds Mr. Fish “vagrants”??? So, hobos? Jared just straight-up feeds homeless people to his Gargantuan Laser Dragon Snake Fish?