Minibike Raptors are the new Skateboard Budgies
July 19, 2015
8:54 pm
I’m on vacation to visit my parents with extremely limited internet right now, so I am drawing and also posting this in a Starbucks while they catch up with their high school friends at a folk festival. I also spent the better part of last week working on this beast of a Ganon/Gerudo tattoo from Daemon Rowanchilde;
Hoping to get it finished off next Saturday in my quest to have the most tasteful and impressive subtley Zelda-y tattoo out there.
I’m not sure what I’d do if I had a bunch of chicken/raptors chasing me down the road.. not sure about you guys but i’d be busy needing new pants.
Also, I always thought it’d be worse to get a tattoo more than one part at a time.. get the pain over with imo. Oh well, not like I have any.
Nice Tat, but you gotta get some more definition into that arm.
dude sure bruh I’ll just drop everything and get right on that.
Nonono, you got it all wrong. You need to /lift/ everything, not drop it. XD
Nice ink!
Also, I now want to see Raptors ridding minibikes
Seconded.
Thirded
Thirded
Four-ed
Fifthed!
Sixthed!
I’m pissing myself laughing, I mean…uh, sixth!
Seventh.
Eighthed
Ninthed, Tenthed, Jacked, Queened AND Kinged.
Over 21 – Bust.
It’s a strait!
The motion passes. The motion now moves to a general up/down vote.
Good news! There is at least one raptor on a minibike in that Lego Jurassic World game that came out a few months ago. They’re also playable! Though not while on the minibike, sadly.
Raptors riding minibikes? Raptors Riding Minibikes? RAPTORS RIDING MINIBIKES!?!?!?! …Someone pitch this idea to some cartoon studio. It is likely the best idea for a cartoon ever.
Only if they also play children’s card games while doing so.
CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES?!
FATBIRD VELOCIRAPTORS PLAYING CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES?
QUICK, SOMEONE PATENT THAT IDEA!!
Edison already did. Filed about 6 month after the light bulb. Damn Edison.
He probably stole it.
Did you just summon a bunch of velociraptors on one turn?
Screw the rules, I have a minibike!
It’s up there. I’d say it ties with Street Sharks and Cap. Simian and the Space Monkeys, but that might be nostalgia typing.
They already have this.
Raptors riding minibikes?! Clever girl…
I’m sorry. It was the first thing that popped into my head.
Don’t be, i was thinking the same thing too!
I was in no way prepared for this awesomeness!
Trivia for all of you ,who was number one
Watch until the end.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ah2xFRUaOg
You’ll thank me.
Raptors on mini bikes. Awesome has just been redefined.
1: this update is funny as all hell (and a nice continuation of the survival contest arc)
2: sweet ink. It already looks awesome, and the design as it depends look like they’ll be pretty slick once they’re done too. All in all an impressive piece.
I am now completely obligated to look up “skateboard budgies”.
—
I am very glad I did that.
i too am glad that i googled it
Don’t believe anyone is prepared for that Angel!
How CAN you prepare for that?!
I mean, there’s probably a way, but it’s like the War Elephants of the Nanda Empire during the campaigns of Alexander the Great.
I’d say the approach mainly differs in the size of the defensive pitfall traps you dig to do counter them.
I imagine you’d need some awful big pitfall traps to keep the minibike raptors from doing sick jumps over them.
Set pigs on fire and direct them at the elephants?
If flaming ducks won’t work,what makes you think flaming pigs will?
Okay, just how did those little feathered drumsticks manage to make off with Jones’ right armour sleeve? o_O
She probably has to take apart the full plate to sleep (sleeping in full plate is something you don’t do if you want to be able to stand straight in the morning. Or stand at all, to be honest), and apparently velociraptors were ancestors of the modern magpie.
That magpie – raptor remark makes so much sense it’s disturbing.
At least it shows why those black-and-white agressive steal everything birds are so inteligent.
Another bird to compare them to would be the Kea, a parrot from New Zealand. Flocks of them have been known to disassemble parked cars in under an hour.
And attack anyone who enters their territory!
That is some rad ink! Twilight Princess, yeah?
You’re evil, girl. Today (well, yesterday now. >> I say today because I haven’t slept yet, lol) you made me wanna get a cintiq all over again… and are driving me to try a comic again. I’m insane.
Also?
Rapters on Minibikes… I don’t think ANYONE is prepared for that. XD
Honestly i kinda miss Mr. Fish….
I don’t know… what if Mr. Fish ate the raptors? That could traumatize Jet.
Or Traumatize Jared depending on what Jet does to try and get them out.
No , no… You are not thinking weird enough. A raptor chick(?) biker gang called “The Phat Byrds”
Biker Chicks…
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BikerBabe
Lols!
Now that could almost tempt me to get a tattoo!
There’s only one way to prepare for minibike raptors… call in the Extreme Dinosaurs.
Is this because of the Pratt Pack? I want it to be because of the Pratt Pack.
Raptors riding minibikes…oh yeah…
Gonna be hard for them to ride the minibikes with no hands
They have hands. It’s just hard to see em with the feathers on their arms.
So I’ve been going back and forth in the comics to figure out which of Commander’s brothers is Jet. I am failing. WHICH ONE IS JET?!
If those raptors somehow get taught how to manuever a fast motorbike and possibly some sort of gun, then the possibilty of raptors being able to overthrow our modern government and for our world to fall into a dark era of raptor dictatorship isnt too far off.
You’ve been warned about thinking about time travel whist travelling through time.
sweet ink, i’m sure t will look awesome when finished, also, man, raptors in minibikes? that made laugh
That is a gorgeous tattoo! Also yes, raptors on tiny bikes would be fantastic.
For the longest of time I thought that bike had a fake raptor head on it and it was only now after taking a closer look that I realised there was simply a raptor running besides the bike and only it’s head was visible.
Kelly, can we just get a webcomic about the raptors being cute? I mean a whole series. I just want to see them being fluffy and adorable all the time. Maybe one can eat a mouse or something. Then it’ll take a nap. And be cute.
Fat Birds Doing Phat Things
Wait, when did Jet get so big and buff? Isn’t he the ‘James Bond’ of the family? o_O
The James Bond-style is Ace. Size-wise, I would assume Jet is the man behind Angel on the left in the previous page, middle panel. Assuming, of course, he is among the bunch we see there.
Oh right, yeah, that would be Jet (we have been introduced to him before)
Well done raptor squad! Obtaining that right armor sleeve will surely serve as a major blow to Angel and her team, they may have to throw in the towel! Good work!
I’m loving this arc!
Components of the armor sleeve: pauldron (shoulder piece), rerebrace (upper arm piece), cowter or couter (elbow piece), vambrace (forearm piece), and gauntlet. I’ll just say it for everyone: I’m a NEEEEEERD!
But damn, those raptors are pretty dexterous, getting all that stuff off of her.
I laughed long and hard at the last panel. Also Awesome tattoo.