Never trust the wall-eyed ones
Man, I seriously cannot stress enough how truly madly deeply I love every one of you who set one of these things in. I have to say, while I was going through them and trying to pick my favourite seven of the lot (I can’t even say the best seven because OH MAN SO MANY OF THEM ARE AWESOME, just the ones that tickled my personal funnybone the most) I came down to complete gridlock between like five different strips and had to concede defeat and consult an outside party to help me choose. This one got the most laughs, probably because it’s so completely spasmodic and amazing.
I think this one could have just been the 5th and 6th panels and I still would have laughed. They’re BEAUTIFUL. Granted it would have made less sense…
Be sure to check out more of Jacob Plette’s stuff over at Shot Down again and check in tomorrow for YET ANOTHER fantastic piece of guest webcomicery.
Freaking awesome. I would say THAT WORD, but I’m broke right now and can’t pay the jar.
epic epic epic epic epic. * puts $5 dollars in jar * WORTH IT.
Sweet Chinchilla Jesus, that last panel. THAT LAST PANEL. Just…pure love.
Haha yeah the way they’re cheeks are stuck against him (and I knew he was a sissy by the way, been saying it for years) is just.. yeah Pure love is what it is XD *continues laughing*
This comic, especially the very last panel, is so frighteningly fantastic that I signed up for one of these Gravatar things JUST so I could comment here and let Jacob Plette know how amazing it is.
Still love you, though, Coelasquid!
Joke’s on you then, you don’t need to sign up in order to post. And the “Gravatar” isn’t even shown on this page.
Really? Cool! I’m posting right now! BLABLAHBLAHSHAMALAMADINGDONG
Oh LAWDY.
I too easily imagined the raspy whisper voice Jared would make to Chuck.
Mostly because it sounds exactly like what I do when I’m being intentionally creepy for lulz.
Ah, Mr. Fish. Always reminding me of my own dear Gyarados.
I love you, Mr. Fish.
I think everyone loves Mr. Fish
Not loving Mr. Fish is a federal crime punishable by 60 consecutive life sentences.
They shoot you in Texas for that, pal.
Finally, Texas and I agree on something.
In Empire City they electrocute you, revive you, and then electrocute you again.
I think Mr Fish is the breakout character. Sure, We all like the Commander, but Mr Fish is in our heart, eating the pokemans.
… I am not impressed by Mr Fish.
Like who even has a Gyarados that isn’t red & shiny any more?
I’ll have you know I caught mine in the pond out the back of Safari Warden’s house.
However it was still red and shiny.
Except the trainers of the pokemon he ate…
Gyrados face to face with Chuck Norris. This world wasn’t made to handle that.
Maybe the world could handle it if it was your average Gyrados.
BUT NO.
It’s Mr. Fish.
Chuck Norris wasn’t made to handle that.
It’s Mr. Fish.
I really did laugh out loud. (I will only ever use the acronym when I’m being sarcastic!)
All Chuck probably wanted was help being relevant again.
Now get Duke in there and the real show will begin!
Of course! Can we get ALL the fan boys in here? And if Justin Bieber is a fan boy…Mr.Fish might eat him, and do a great service to the world…
That…Would be…SO…AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
X{D I-<3-emicon-mustache-man!
I don’t even have to read the text in this strip to find it funny, I can just look at Jared’s faces and crack up. Top notch work.
Oh Coela… what a perfect choice. I’ve been waiting to comment until it’s worth it, but seriously… this is one deserving of the word epic.
*holds out epic jar* ahem, it needs a doller now.
*breaks out the misspelling jar* A-hem.
*Wa-Bam!*
well now you’re just being nit picky. I’mma spell whatever monitary unit, including dollar, any way I want, bleh.
What is this? I don’t even.
Sorry if you said this before and I forgot/missed it, but what are you doing with the rest of the guest strips? Will we get to see them afterwards, or are you saving them for future fillers?
I’ve mentioned a couple times, I’m gonna run them all in the blog section under the comic and put them up in the Extras section as well. I want to make sure people see them, and I don’t think it would be fair to the people who made them to hold onto them for that long.
Only one comic would ever dare to show Chuck Norris as anything less than the flawless God places like Barrows chat made him out to be.
MGDMT commands infinite respect
Do you mean Barrens…?
And this is the internet…he has more fanboys than justin beiber…
AHAHAHA OH MY GOD “Are you afraid of my fish?”
You couldn’t have used MacGyver, or Mr. T? Seriously, Chuck Norris is a psychotic douche.
Can’t stand Chuck Norris, so it’s great to see him put in his place by Mr Fish.
They used Chuck Norris because Jared already mentioned he likes Chuck Norris. No one else would have made sense. Also the epic thing is canon stuff too.
Hes not afraid, hes just speechless that hes finally found his estranged son. Who is a gyarados.
oh, ok. That makes sense.
INCORRECTNESS.
Oh man~
Oh Mr. Fish.
My love for you just grew three sizes.
that’s what she said.
Ahaha, oh wow. With the comics we’ve seen so far, I’m quite happy to take my inevitable place in the blog o’ shame. Everything’s so gooooooooooood oh my goooooood. Best week of my liiiiiiiiife.
I can’t wait to see the next three. So excite.
Ha Ha Ha !
Je me suis pissé dessus tellement c’est excellent.
J’en ai des crampes.
Awesome.
Vous le savez!
sheesh, I know why chuck is afraid of Mr. fish, Gyarados is flying/water, and has a type advantage against fighting types. (I loved my gyarados so much untill I found out it takes 4 times as much damage from lightning attacks… it’s just pikachu fodder, lapras is my water type of choice.
Type disadvantage don’t mean nothin’ if you can take ’em out in a one hit KO ;D
Exactly. I have to watch out when I’m going after Entei or Ho-oh in Soul Silver or else my Gyarados gives them an OHKO.
My god I’m a nerd…
Gyarados is the only pokemon that will be on every team I make and it isn’t only for it looking cool. Gyarados is a beast at physical attacks and will destroy those low defence electric types.
Metagross has a much higher base attack stat. Plus it’s a fucking walking metal tank that shoots lasers and can float and do insane complex equations in a fraction of a second.
But it’s not a gyarados.
but gyarados isn’t a dragon, for some weird reason. it’s not even a pseudo-legendary, it has base stats of 540, which is good, but not in the 600 range required.
although i suppose it is entirely terrifying to your average person…
BUT IT’S NOT A GYARADOS.
SORRY I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THESE LASERBEAMS AND METEOR MASHES I’LL BE OVER HERE BEING MADE OF METAL AND BEING FUCKING AWESOME
Bring your Metagross. Go on. I’ll destroy it with my silly little Ampharos. Or my other Ampharos. Or my other Ampharos. Or my other Ampharos. Or my other Ampharos. ‘Cos all of them do that.
AND THEY’RE STILL NOT Mr. Fish. WHICH IS MORE THAN JUST A GYARADOS.
Electric types have the speed needed to go first every time, though I only used them for thunderwave, or Jolteons pinmissle, as bug types sucked in Red/Blue, but a bug type move on an electric was great Vs. Psychics.
Except beloved Ampharos, who has durability worthy of many Rock or Steel types, and the special attack power (and attack variety) to be really really useful.
I might like Ampharos a bit. Maybe.
(but they aren’t Mr. Fish.)
You make me laugh. Thank you.
Sincerely, Astard.
Vin Diesel would have probably rode Mr Fish and given him a rub on the belly. AND he got all the jokes first. <3
To be fair, Mr. Fish IS giant sea serpent…I imagine anyone seeing him out of the blue without warning is going to soil their pants after seeing him.
I really think this strip might be my favorite so far. XD
Did The Commander soil his pants?
Did Jonesie soil HER pants?
No.
Case closed.
I think it’s because of his incredibly disarming ‘derp’ face. You just can’t be very frightened by something that looks so brain dead.
Hahaha oh man this is my favourite so far. I’m a sucker for this style of punchline.
“how truly madly deeply I love”
sure thing man, but we’re not going to bathe in the sea or anything
Hey I stumbled upon your site and I think it’s awesome! Those comic panels, they are hilarious. I’d think you’d like the show ‘Ugly Americans.” There’s a pretty cool recap of last night’s ep http://ology.com/screen/ugly-americans-recap-soul-sucker if you wanted to just get a gist of the show. I think you’d like it…the humor and all.
Uh…yeah, trust me, I think she knows about the show.
Oh my.
Unfortunately, I think this guy was being humorous, but still. That was quite hilarious.
finally I can point to something and say to all those rubes and say WHERE’S YOUR GOD NOW?!
Why does Chuck Norris has cum on his face in the last panel?
Is Jared wearing eyeliner? He’s like, the only person in the whole stip who has black lines around his eyes. Or am I the only one who noticed that?
I would assume that black outlines are there because he’s the sleep deprived geek of the comic strip. I doubt that he actually wears eyeliner.
That was my second guess.
Must have wallpaper of last panel.
seconded. MUST HAVE WALLPAPER.
This is why Jared deserves his intern status.
Thanks so much for putting up Plette’s guest comic! Hopefully we can get our server issues resolved so that the link to our site will work once again. You sent over such huge flood of traffic it crashed our site! That is both awesome and scary.
Aye, tis the power of us.
Loved it
It’s just.. It’s just so funny.
Greatest guest comic ever. Love to see a deviation from ‘Chuck Norris, World Destroyer’
“Will you sign my fish?” is the only line in that comic that matters. The only one.
Bloody amazing. Not as great as yesterday’s, but any time you see Mr. Fish’s derp face it is bound to be a good one.
This is way too different in tone from yesterdays for any comparison to be very meaningful.
I agree. Yesterday’s was just GORGEOUS.
this was just….ahem you know the word.
Anyways this made me laugh soooooo much
*sigh* I love Mr. Fish D:
This was awesome as I loathe Chuck Norris after years of Barrens chat and terrible TV shows.
GYARADOS PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE, YOU HAS-BEEN!! Now only if he’d get eaten like them fluffy pokemons.
Yes! YES!
Oh my God. I second what most people said: best guest comic ever.
(I just hope there isn’t a jar for that overused expression…)
Man you guys this is absolutely amazing; didn’t expect the comic to get this sort of response. Who knew it’d end up crashing our server? XD Thanks a ton for all the feedback guys, means a lot. I’ll get on blowing up the last panel for a wallpaper. What dimensions you guys looking for?
1366 x 768 would be nice
How has there not been a single Chuck Norris joke this entire page?
I applaud you all for your restraint.
The last panel is great, it’s win in a can.
i have 3 comments about this:
1) and most important, IS it just me, or for the first time ever Jared had been so awesomely manly to grow balls of granite and tell the Commander “not now”????
2) the last pannel, wallpaper must have :3
3) i think this is so much win, can’t wait for the incoming ones
So Jared has gained some very manly respect in this comic, NOT ONLY did he off hand the commander BUT he also stood face to face with Chuck Norris and proved that one of his heroes of manliness was less of a man then he is >>
seems to me that the whole “epic” issue is about using the word as an exclamation, as a noun, epic refers to a style of poetry, heroic story, or multi-part of the above.
it can also be used as an adjective, to refer to an epic, or a (very) heroic deed.
so Jared’s earlier use of “burger is…epic” is obviously incorrect.
please, reserve incorrect use of the word epic for serious screenplays.
I am speechless…..
Jared! Stop bothering Mister Norris! Honestly….
chuck norris isnt cool! also… i heart mr. fish
Hey, I’ve got those backgrounds linked in my latest post. They’re nothing fancy but hope they will suffice: http://tinyurl.com/2825xn5
You know who WOULD sign Mr. Fish? Isaiah Mustafa. He is more of a man than Chuck Norris could ever be =3
Chuck is a manly man. He chose not to boast, but was so awe inspiring other’s boasted about his feets.
Say what you want about the Norris, but he is a manly man…
BUT HE IS NOT GYARADOS!
It’s possible he would be equal to a regular Gyarados.
….but not Mr. Fish.
you know, i wondered when chuck norris was going to show up in this strip. i have been waiting.
although i hoped he would do something incredible and violent. like Eat garidos.
Mr. Plette, allow me to say this in the non-gayest way possible…
I love you.
For a second there, I thought Chuck was Torgo. That would’ve been so sweet.
** I thought I was the only one who thought Chuck Norris was weak! **
All I can think of is my universal response to Chuck Norris jokes:
Chuck Norris wasn’t born… Bruce Lee decided it would be okay for him to exist.
Oh, and that this strip probably explains the real reason why Jared is allowed to be there.
Hagrid will likely eventually have a place here too, I’d imagine. Indecipherable accent and all.
Muahaha. I’ve never liked that Chuck “I got beat up by Bruce Lee once in a movie” Norris. Vin Diesel on the other hand. . .
Chuck Norris rules
I absolutely cannot get over that last panel. It kills me inside. In a good way.
This…. this was so much win I cream’d my panties. I love you.
so the two different colored pupils and a nice touch of insanity to his face. win. keep up the good work (is a fox face)
Haha so chuck norris meets his maker huh? Well someone had to create a comic about that, am i right? it was only a matter of time and I must say, that is pretty funny. If I met Chuck Norris i would try to find something that would intimidate him as well. Good choice with that one!
Although, i feel like i’m missing something due to the fact that he’s going to ‘the agency’. is there an underlying message im not catching with that?
This one made me LITERALLY laugh out loud! One of few times this has happened when reading a online comic.
I love you too Coelasquid. *hides back in the bushes*
This page is simply A M A Z I N G.