Pretend they’re talking about whatever movie you want
November 15, 2010
12:00 am
And now I make my (maybe not-so) triumphant return, I’m not sure you guys will accept me back now that you’ve tasted the delicious alternative with all of those fantastic guest strips people have sent along. But hopefully we’ve all managed to divert some much deserved attention their way, so all of the artists can soak up their much deserved praise.
Had to pack my whole life into the back of a PT Cruiser, convince customs I deserve a work visa, and attend to some tough family matters going on to boot, but hopefully it’s a big bright future out there for me to look forward to.
And to celebrate, enjoy this comic about Jared being a surly movie elitist.
Discussion (222) ¬
Surly movie elitist aka teenager.
What movie?
Oh, I get it now: Twighlight. Go Jared!
For you to say “Twighlight”, you’d be assuming that Commander here enjoyed watching Twilight. AND COMMANDER DOES NOT ENJOY TWILIGHT. NOT WHILE I LIVE.
Ah, who knows, maybe he likes vampire romance, even if it is mediocre. ;)
I chose to believe it was the fourth indiana jones. Jareds reaction makes so much more sense at that point.
I love that snooty face of Jared’s in the 3rd panel.
And the fact that he’s cleaning down Mr. Fish.
I’ve always wondered…can Mr. Fish swim? :<
Presumably, since that’s how Jared got here from elsewhere.
He didn’t get him from water tho, he picked him up off his lawn.
I’m not sure if even Mr. Fish knows if he can swim. I’m not sure Mr. Fish is aware of a whole lot. Remember that Jared originally leveled him up by beating on other Pokemonsters with his head.
only if he learns SURF
but I guess Jared has already replaced that “trick” by something else
Rolling over is more effective anyways.
I think Mr.Fish never learned surf, but only EAT, PARK and BLUDGEON
And MURDER
Don’t forget MURDER
It’s not murder (sorry, MURDER) if they’re MONSTERS.
Naw, he obviously forgot BLUDGEON when he evolved into a Gyrados. I suspect his current move list is EAT, PARK, ROLLOVER, and WALLEYES.
A: Magickarp can’t learn Surf until it’s a Gyrados. B: Surf, being an HM can’t be replaced.
problem with that being Mr Fish is ass retarded, so I think even HE could forget an HM.
Someone forgot about me.
There’s that move forgetter in Blackthorn.
Oh yeah….. does he do HMs?
I think so
I’m replaying the original gold game right now so I can check. He really does! Lester, I apologize for doubting you. Now I need to reteach fly and surf to Ares (my Dragonite).
Thats about the only point of him, considering non HM moves can be forgotten by learning another move.
Jared is actually a move forgetter by birthright
Most Pokemon (including Gyarados) that live in water can swim inherently. Surf only teaches them to safely carry a passenger across the sea with them.
I think surf is more about dealing with the extra load, like in the case of a goldfish lifting a person
That and, y’know, not diving like 20 feet underwater.
Seconded
But squishing yarn is fun stuff!
D’aww. Mr Fish is getting a Bath
It must take forever if all he’s using is that tiny rag, though.
But Mr.Fish looks so shiny when he’s clean!
shouldn’t Mr. Fish shed he has scales right oh what i get it the twerp has to wast the salt off like a boat
wash not wast
…so the commander is his father figure/mentor now or something?
That’s pretty cool.
How on earth does mr fish roll around for that without squishing them.
I’m very glad that I’m not the only one to catch on to this. The Commander is such a /good/ father figure though.
Roll over is one of the only four moves Mr. Fish knows, so it’s only natural that he very skilled at it. A few comics back Jared shows off how good he is.
My God.
Jared… and my husband… they’re the same person!
YOU WIN, MY FRIEND.
YOU WIN.
It makes picking movies interesting, at least.
Dayum. I just found this site now and I want to look at your art constantly. You have no idea how much I’ve been lamenting the lack of manly men in fiction recently. No. Idea. Though I just finished Vanquish, which by the way features basically the most grizzled man I’ve ever seen in the form of , who is like…. 70% metal and 29% scar tissue. And 1% facial hair. So between that and your work I’m kind of sated for now, I guess.
That being said, I’m a pretty solid fan in Jack Krauser’s corner and I’m completely seriously offended by your comic. :(
When you said “who is like…. 70% metal and 29% scar tissue. And 1% facial hair”, I immediately thought of Garrus Vakarian… I shouldn’t have in retrospect. Turians don’t even have hair.
He’s 70% metal, 29% scar tissue, and 1% bandage
Don’t worry, Squid. You’re every bit as good as the people who posted guest comics, and welcome back!
I wonder if Jared and Carl Brutananadilewski are related… both seem polish at least.
The fifth panel is Jared saying that the comic was better.
*edit* graphic novel, not comic. Just got something thrown at me for that….
*puts down the book* Ah, you’ve already been re-educated.
Jared’s looking a bit like Guybrush Threepwood there. Intentional?
I thought the damn same thing. MI2+MI3 maybe?
Ohhhh DAMN! It’s the ponytail man, I’m telling you. His hair is just a bit too light, otherwise, it’s Guybrush!
oh-lolololollll, squishing yarn at walmart. Didn’t know that Jared lived in Failville with their failing buses!!
Don’t worry Jared, I squish the yarn balls too.
That is great, “squishing balls of yarn at walmart.” Roflmao hardly discribes it. I swear, Wally world is just to damn tempting for the unweary to spend there lives at.
Now I’m picturing Mr. Fish squished in between the isles at walmart with Jared sitting there with yarn balls. That’s a really funny image.
A combo Snake and Pacman with all the unwary shoppers? I would love to see the surveilance futage! XD
Also Jared is looking rather dapper in the head/face region this week! I like it!
My wife and I have what we deem as Walmart time. You enter, spend but a few minutes, and come out an hour later. I watched a program recently about wormholes, time travel, and gravities effect on time, and I have reason to believe Hawking did research by observing a Walmart.
Ya, that wouldn’t suprise me. Its sort of like how your least favorite class in Collage always seemed to last longer, but you’re favorite class lasted no time at all… except I don’t like walmart and it STILL seems to be stealing bits of my life away with every visit. CURSE YOU WALLY WORLD!!
I’m pretty sure this is not a “comic about Jared being a surly movie elitist.”
I’m pretty sure this is a comic about Jared washing a Gyarados.
I love it.
I don’t get it
Lol awesome comic. I actually really love Jared with a ponytail. It also makes me wonder how he’d look with a haircut. A future story arc, perchance? :)
Also, that IS Totoro on his shirt, right? I’m not just making shit up?
It’s just a nondescript owl :P
Is that because owl images are popular among teens these days?
Because they are. I’ve noticed it a lot. XD
I thought it was a Munchlax shirt or something.
Also, what does the Commander drive? A non-descript futuristic-retro hybrid?
a 1958 Chevy.
Looks like Totoro to me…
Totoros look a lot like owls. I can assure you that owls developed the aesthetic first, though.
This is just another one of those “Chicken and Egg” thought lines.
I have to say, I’m pretty sure I would question the mental capacity of a person who asked me “what came first, owls or a 1988 studio Ghibli film?”…
Yes, but then they wouldn’t get to have a meaningless argument with you.
I had a teacher named Mr. Kowalski. He was Armenian.
That boy needs a haircut!
I love Jared’s tiny attempt at a ponytail. And its complete failure to hold his hair away from his face.
Jared and I have the same hair!
I’m pretty sure I’m manlier than him, though. D-cups and everything. I definitely have broader shoulders, boy’s a TWIG!
But how many people can park a sea monster in an office?
touché
I’ll have you know that Wal-Mart sells yarn skeins, not balls.
I will grant you that they are quite squishable, however.
The Commander is far too manly to know the difference between balls, skeins, and hanks of yarn.
Oh, I’m sure he KNOWS the difference, he just doesn’t CARE.
Mr. Fish rolling over for Jared to wash his back might be the most adorable image in my head right now.
…Jeez, Coelasquid, you keep being awesome.
If it’s not great cameos and references, it’s amazingly likeable original characters. If it’s not the characters, it’s the brilliant work with drawing them with excellent proportions. If it’s not the excellent proportions, it’s the hilarious facial expressions. If it’s not the expressions, it’s the attention to detail with the background. If it’s not the background, it’s the fact that you can draw characters with multiple outfits and hairstyles while still making them recognizable and looking the way they should.
TL;DR having Jared take off his hat and put in a ponytail is great. I also like how the Commander did Start Wearing Purple.
They are SO likeable, aren’t they?
ANd the ponytail makes me want to laugh forever, awwwww.
+5 points for the Gogol Bordello reference!
In my mind the commander is wearing his kilt behind his car. (that he appears to be waxing) I wonder if Jared has ever waxed Mr. Fish to bring out a nice protective shine?
(use Squirtle Wax brand wax!)
Jared and his ponytail are quite possibly the most amazing things I have ever encountered in my entire life.
my name is Jared too (obviously), and i have never been so proud to have someone named after me, he is awesome in a way i cant describe
I bet they’re talking about The Expendables.
It seems so fitting – every movie bad-ass since, what, the 70?, in the same movie. The Commander is BOUND to love it, even if it has a crap plot :D
Naw, there’s already been a ‘The Expendables’ strip. I figure it’s one of the endless stream of teal-and-orange reboots of older nerdy staples. The new Squirrel-girl movie mustn’t have lived up to his standards…
It was Uwe Boll’s Oregon Trail.
I know you’re kidding, but still, DO NOT WANT!
That… I cannot type more, else I pay for Coela’s move out of the Bad Language jar.
someone beat Uwe Boll to the punch. If only they had his budget.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/rebeccae/oregon-trail-the-movie
Oh, right, sorry. I’m an airhead :P
Hmm.. another incredibly macho movie that an elitist teenage boy would hate?
Dare I say it?
Die Hard..
Jared could cut diamonds with that pointy chin of his.
THAT! was absolutely amazing!
Is something going on between Jones and Commander? I can feel the love…
Is that CHRISTINE?
Aw, no comments from Mark? He’s been commenting nonstop for the past week. Weird.
I’m *sick*
Ooooh, them’s fighting words.
Lopsided fight, but still.
I love that it took me until the last panel to realize just what Jared was washing.
I have been waiting all day for this comic….
My dear, you do NOT dissapoint <3
First I made the movie RED, then I made it the Jonas Brothers thing…then I made it RED again, because RED was a pretty entertaining movie in a visceral sense, and full of explosions!
Jared’s pretty awesome for sitting there and washing Mister Fish. And look at that healthy shine. That takes a caring hand.
If “caring” is grabbing you by the tail when you were only a lv. 5 basic pokemon, and throwing you down, hitting you against other pokemon again, and again, and again, until you finally evolve…with brain damage. Then I’m pretty happy I’m talking to you over the internet, instead of face to face.
Well, most Pokemon fans care more about Shiny than Happy in a species that evolves by leveling :P
But are they about Holding Hands?
Well gold and silver shined.
Yes Madness, my friends and family tend to shake uncontrollably when I enter the room. They’re that excited to see me and my beautiful smile.
…And that nice, clean, white T-shirt you worked so hard, for many hours to scrub clean, because you strive to be so perfect and to be an example to everybody…
…On which you can still see a couple of bloodstains where the bleach didn’t quite cover…
the current description of Gyarados blames their massive anger on brain damage suffered while evolving, so I would say Mr. Fish is well adjusted in comparison.
He was discussing Shutter Island.
In which case I absolutely agree with Jared.
That movie was ballsack.
I’m not sure the Commander would think of any movie with Leonardo DiCaprio in it as “pretty good”.
I’ve heard far too many compliments about Shutter Island. It was like having mental blue balls when you find out
there is no conspiracy
On the other hand, Inception was pretty badass. In which case Jared would be in character, and be a total douche for not understanding the movie’s subtleties.
I’d also like to declare that at the end of the movie it did not fall. They never said the top couldn’t wobble before righting itself.
But that was the whole purpose of the ending, wondering if the wobble was okay or not. Did Arthur really wake up? Is this a dream he’s fashioned, to give himself a happy ending? If it is a dream, did he accept and fully immerse himself in it, creating a new “reality” for himself?
The world may never know.
Unless there’s a sequel. But I’d rather just puzzle over it on my own.
There’ll be hell to pay if they dare attempt a sequel. It can only be destined for failure. Same with District 9.
Agreed on both accounts.
Shutter Island is a better Leonardo Dicaprio movie than Inception.
look at it this way, Shutter Island is more or less just “A Beautiful Mind” but instead of Russell Crowe, you have Leo Dicaprio. it’s not the best movie,sure, but it’s certainly better than a “A Beautiful Mind” (not hard to top) and certainly better than Inception.
Inception, on the other hand is the most overhyped overrated sci-fi flick to come out in years. everyone is just shittin’ their pants on this film like it’s the deepest thing to hit the silver screen. I was left wanting moar.
The truth? It’s basically if “The Matrix” ( a room full of unconscious ppl hooked up to a machine, “the architect”, much?) had a baby with Minority Report (futuristic technology, main protagonist is haunted by his own guilt over a lost family member) and if Waking Life (notions of reality vs. dreamworld, questions, ideas about the subconscious and what the waking world is actually all about) had a baby with Ocean’s Eleven (it’s a heist film, a crack team of one-dimensional characters are assembled to pull off said “heist” and they win. oh way they “implant” an idea. CLEVER GIRL) and those two babies somehow FUCKED, you would wind up with Inception.
to sum up, Inception was an OK movie, but it’s nothing to shit brix over. they explain everything, it’s all wrapped up nicely except a cliff hanger that you really shouldn’t lose sleep over and should not result in an unnecessary sequel. Leo’s character is the only one that gets developed. we never learn much about Ellen Page’s, or Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s or Ken Watanabe’s or anyone else’s for that matter.
it is not deep. you’re simply watching a move within a movie within a movie within a movie. WHOOP DE FUCKIN DOO. srsly, Chris Nolan has better films. Memento and The Prestige come to mind. his use of non-linear storytelling was far more invigorating (*and fresh at the time) than when Inception did it. In fact, it’s almost becoming annoying that Nolan always jumps all over the place plot-wise in his films. not annoying becuz it’s difficult to keep track of the plot, but annoying becuz it’s becoming overused and expected.
I wonder if he’s ever tried to take Mr. Fish to a car wash.
Would that he could, Alan….Would that he could…
Great comic… Is there a specific movie they’re talking about?
…the title is “Pretend they’re talking about whatever movie you want.” So therefore, it’s any movie you want it to be. There is no specific movie at play here. Just sayin’
Obviously that’s code for “Little Miss Sunshine”.
Part IV.
Yeah… Um, I missed that. Feel free to face-palm.
*Face-palm*
There, I did.
what film would you say it was? hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm i would just laugh my ass off if it was twilight.
I second this motion. There. Motion passed.
But that would mean that Commander and Jonesy enjoyed it. And if they enjoyed it in the snarky way, I can only imagine that Jared would join in.
Hey I’m a surley movie elitist, which is why film studies was so damne easy :(
Though Commander’s line in pannel 4 seemed kinda confusing, at least to me anyway, might be because of the 3rd person manner he said it in.
I would so like to see Jared and Mr Fish on a bus.
M
NOOOO DON’T PUT THEM ON A BUS!!!
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PutOnABus
why do i want to marry jared when everyone else thinks comandar badass is the hot one?
Personally I’d marry Mr Fish.
I can’t believe no one has commented on the fact that the Commander and “Jonesy” went to a movie together… :D
Because we all just take their delightful connection for granted?
..^-^!
I sort of commented about it a couple of days ago…
Probably because they took Jared with them.
I want to wash Mr Fish too ! ;_;
Augh! Jared! You stole my haircut! Give it back!
Coela!
Make Mr. Fish plushies a la the last guest comic. NAOW!
Ehhh… that’d be a sticky legal issue, what with Game Freak / Nintendo owning the rights to the Gyrados likeness.
Then squid should just ask Nintendo for some use. They’ll most likely say yes.
Except Nintendo would never give their rights to anything for free.
So.. where’s the guys from Gears of War? I think they need an appearance in this comic, along with Rorschach – hopefully humiliating Nite Owl for his lack of ability to get a boner – and maybe a guest appearance by (myself) Wolverine.
Damn. And I thought I had a descriptive name.
they’re out back, fixing the piece-‘o-shit centaur. seriously i hated that thing.
coela’s already mentioned them, although that probably doesn’t count as an appearance. as for rorschach…i don’t believe he meets the pectoral girth requirement.
They’re mentioned in an earlier strip; ‘Fenix and his buddies’ leave their jock strap lying around in the locker rooms.
The social network
Jared is Polish? Or at least eastern european?
With a name like “Kowalski”, probably.
There was some reason to give him that name? I don’t know what should I feel to share nation with Jared.
And Kowalski is Polish-only name. It’s “Smith” in english if someone interested. Giving a name which is associate with strength and manly-power job to almost biggest nerd in comic was really clever Coelasquid.
Maybe it’s answer for my question.
Honestly, I just thought it would be funny if a pokemon trainer had a super average name.
It’s good to see Commander back in his usual style _>
I suppose it says a lot about me when I thought of Ripley’s cat Jonesy before Sarah when I read the name. Whoops. Anyway, Mr. Fish is pleased with his bath. Can you not see the excitement on his face?
I think the guest strip that made me laugh the most was Scowly Men in the extras. But the ones you chose are all genius, too. Actually all of the comics are genius.
I hope Scowly Men’s creator doesn’t mind me using their comic as a background. Lol.
Glad to have your comics back though! Yaaay. Yarrrnnn
I drew all the comics that don’t specifically say they were drawn by someone else, so sure, go ahead.
Derp! Thank you. xD
I love how Jared’s making fun of the Commander’s taste in movies while wearing what appears to be a My Neighbor Totoro t-shirt. Hypocrisy at its finest.
This is Jared. He practically DEFINES hypocrisy.
… My Neighbor, Totoro, was a GOOD movie! :[
We need moar Mr. Fish! XD He makes my day.
Fweeeeeeeee :DDD
Does this mean the Commander and Jonesey saw the same movie, or that they went to a movie together?? And like, friends-movie or DATE-movie. I hope it’s the latter. :B
I SHIP IT. I SHIP IT BAD.
I don’t think a “date” would be possible with Jared as the third wheel. And judging from this strip, he’s one hell of a squeaky wheel. >_o
…you mean 5th wheel…right?
Pardon me, I’m apparently using an archaic (or just Canadian) pronunciation.
But yeah, it’s the same thing. Accompanying two people anywhere (whether they’re a couple or just friends) was known as being “the third wheel”.
Proof from Wiktonary:
Noun
third wheel (plural third wheels)
1. (idiomatic) a person or thing that serves no useful purpose
[edit] Synonyms
* fifth wheel
Not sure why people would say “fifth wheel” when there’s only 3 of them though. :P
In movies, characters often use/used the term “third wheel” when they were being sarcastic- like a group of 2 guys and one girl are watching a movie, and one of the guys and the only girl are making out on the couch- In this situation the other guy might say, “…Yeah, I think I’ll just go now, I’d hate to be a third wheel.”
This statement is ridiculous and sarcastic because obviously a thing with three wheels rolls perfectly fine. (For example a wheelbarrow) It’s two wheels that sometimes becomes problematic. (For example a car with only two wheels).
It was said so often that people took the saying seriously, but the original saying will always be “fifth wheel”.
If you’re speaking seriously, definitely stick to the saying, “three’s a crowd” instead.
Eeeh…but I just like to rant. I’m sorry. T-T
Oh wait, I’m sorry. I was thinking of “4th wheel.”
People say “forth wheel” a lot and I have to correct them.
I’m sorry.
you were right.
I’m stupid.
YOU HAVE BEEN TAINTED WITH THE SMELL OF HUMANS
MOTHER BIRD WILL REJECT YOU FROM THE NEST
BUT I DESTROYED MOTHER BIRD ON PLANET ZEBES A LONG TIME AGO! why does this keep happening
Hey Coela, when’ll you be posting the other guest comics in the blog? I’ve looked but they’re not there yet… :(
I will be, I just haven’t had a chance to yet. There are a lot of comics, so it’s a lot of thumbs to make and images to organize.
That makes sense. Just curious, no rush :) Thanks!
I would have thought Mr. Fish was “washed” much in the same way you wax a car.
PT CRUISERS ALL THE WAY.
Both my grandparents (mother’s side) and my aunt’s family (father’s side) own one, it’s rather creepy.
I feel bad being one of “those people” making character suggestions but it would be really cool to see either Caption Carrot or Commander Vimes from Discworld, even though I can’t see them ever being in need of the Commander’s help.
… Jared is the male version of me… I’m getting pretty spooked…
the first time around I read this I didn’t see “Jonesy” so I thought commander was talking about Mr.fish instead. I found that much funnier.
Did Jared shave?
Seriously.
…has… has his facial hair… migrated to the sides?
Does anyone else think Jared looks an awful lot like of the Road to El Dorado in panel 3?
Lol, he does. I didn’t even think about that, but it totally works. Unfortunatly, I don’t think Muigel or Tulio (I probably spelled both names wrong) are manly enough for the strip… sigh, oh well, we can still hope for Harry Dresiden!! (yes, I am a shameless promoter of my favorite manly characters.)
I feel as though the Walmart scene is flashback worthy. Also, can you give Jared a mohawk and have it somehow connect to a sandwich making joke? Oh and possibly add in a Star Wars reference? Thanks in advance for pandering to my fanciful requests.
I like how Mr. Fish is in a different position in each panel. Which side will he be lying on TODAY?!
Crap, I read your comment as “Had to pack my whole life into the back of a PT boat”.
… Now that I think about it, that would be a pretty badass way of moving. “Game Warden Movings: Best Movers in the Mekong River”.
Oh, and the comic’s pretty nifty too!
“Fast Boat Movers: If you think YOUR neighborhood is bad…!”
Welcome to the USA!
I keep coming back to this comic this week thinking there’s going to be a new one like last week… it’s rather sad actually. Who else did this?
Me!
Me two.
(yes, I meant to spell it that way.)
Jared looks so much like my boyfriend in this strip it’s eerie.
I know he looks a lot like one of my friends while he was in he long hair phase in this strip too, it’s freaky :O
clearly they’re talking about The Expendables, a hur hur hur
Jared and I need to get together and be surly movie elitists together.
You should do a strip with the old Armed and Dangerous crew. I’m imagining all of the things you could do with a sharkgun gag.
A bit unrelated, but I think the commander there won’t like the game “Epic Mickey”.
Good comic, as usual. :)
Someone said Twilight as the movie of choice the only thing I have to say to that is HOW DARE YOU SAY THE COMMANDER LIKED TWILIGHT!!!! Besides it would have to be something awesome though I’m not sure what yet.
Con Air.
Maybe it was Harry Potter 7? :O
I am of the opinion that they watched Splice.
Why would the commander like bestiality, rape, and horrible acting? I don’t even.
hey, colesquid, are we ever gonna learn about sarah jones? like, are we ever gonna see some of her life? as in, jerk ex-boyfriends, crappy jobs, etc. etc?
cause, that would be awesome if we are. :D
What? You’ve never heard of her? She traveled with the Doctor!
…Oh wait. I got her confused with Sarah Jane.
I love this comparison. Say more words.
Good to see you’re back at the drawing board, Coela. Definitely a cute one, this. And Jared has a ponytail.
I want to know: Would the Commander cry a manly tear for Toy Story 3? Haha, come to think of it, would he even watch that…
Yes, and absolutely. He would shed a manly tear for the manly toys he once had as a child- like Buff the cotton Pro Wrestler, and Dick, his speaking, Artificial Intelligent, flying toy Jeep(2013).
(But of course his child’s car didn’t actually fly…it hovered. Because it was a toy.)
And Beefy, his muscular rubber ducky.
Jared seems to have gotten himself a bit of a Guybrush Threepwood vibe there. :P Esp. in the third panel. XD
Oh…. him and Jonesey eh? What were -they- doing at the movies? Maybe there were other reason that inhibited their abilities to form a correct idea of what the movie was actually about… *giggles* :3
You made me picture things I never wanted to picture. I’m sending you the bill for all the brain bleach I’m gonna need. >. O
Do they allow Mr. Fish on the highways…?
Do they have a choice?
Adorable! and that is about Mr. Fish’s bath, and the mental picture of Jared squishing yarn balls. Because *I* squish yarn balls too, and it brings me great joy.
Since when was Jared Guybrush Threepwood, palette swapped?
Apparently since he had the ability to out his hair in a ponytail.
Does Jared wax polish Mr fish?
-T, {Those fish scales need to sparkle somehow…}
I can’t help it, I find that ponytail Jared is rocking absolutely adorkable…. It leaves me with a vague feeling that if he was real I would be attracted to him. I’m oddly very much okay with that.
Ahahahahaha…. A fellow yarn-ball squisher, here.
I saw your entry on The Escapist and was saddened to see it didn’t win. So happy to know it was continued elsewhere.
Huh… now we know Jared’s last name, Kowalski. I can’t remember is that a Jewish name?
Polish.
I instantly assumed they were talking about The Expendables… but then that was the last film being discussed around these parts, right?