I don’t know if petroleum based pomade is actually flammable or not but I’ve totally seen excessively product’d hair catch fire in real life so for the sake of a funny let’s just pretend he’s got some kinda hardcore devil’s spit mined out of the core of the earth that you need to wash out with dish soap and agent orange or something keeping his hair coiffed like that.

I dunno, I use the water based pomade.