That’s what you get for making out with Zelgadis
November 9, 2010
12:00 am
This one is a tag team effort from the terribly talented John Abbott and Greg L. Mercer of Crash on Planet Infinity. I have to say, I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone capture Jared’s schizophrenic ADD quite as well as these guys did. I think I may have to stop drawing Jared completely and just send my half finished strips along to them to add him to every panel. EVERY panel. Even the ones he doesn’t belong in.
Hope you guys like it! Remember to stop by tomorrow for the next guest strip!
Oh man, Jared’s eyes! Goliath’s condition! XD
(2 down, 18 poor souls still waiting on the edge of their seats)
I always hoped Goliath would appear in this strip.
Oh fuck yes. A guest comic by mah two bros. AW YEAH
That’s not how Schizophrenic or ADD work. Nice one.
I know that, but I figure people would get where I’m going. Or are cartoonists not allowed to hyperbole anymore?
Hyperbole is a cartoonist’s lifeblood.
I’m forever scarred to read hyperbole and epitome as hi-per-bowl and e-pi-tome because of a stand up special on comedy central. I always correct myself but I can’t forget the mispronunciation and it’s always the first thing that comes to mind. And in mind this is EXACTLY how schizophrenia and ADD work, although I think you may be missing an H.
Haha Brian Regan, right? Love that guy.
MOOSEN
Is that illness allegoric to something else? Because if it’s just, you know, small rocks spots I don’t even care. I’D SHAKE THAT HAND. Goddammit Goliath, I love you. But in a totally not gay way.
Well maybe just a wee little bit. But just a little.
I’m pretty sure it’s Silt-phyllis.
Or Ore-pes.
Or some other Stone Transmitted Disease.
If I could get my alt-text to work, you would have just written today’s.
If ever you do, I respectfully request that you change it to “Sedimentary Transmitted Disease”.
Why do I always think of something better after I hit post comment?
Maybe one day I will be able to create such wordplays such as this.
You just added to that comic’s awesomeness.
Is it bad that I already had the name Zelgadis firmly entrenched by the end of the strip when I actually saw his name mentioned in the punchline?! XD
Is it wrong that I have the sudden urge to start up a “Hyperboleing Alley”?
Yes, because it’s pronounced ‘hyperbohlee’
This strip and this warning does not in any way reduce my desire to make out with Zelgadis.
I mean, /damn./
Now that you’ve said it, someone is drawing Goliath making out with Zelgadis right now.
Please, stop raping my childhood XD
Nostalgia Mode initiate!
Seriously. I relive a moment of my childhood everytime I come in here.
Is it bad that I think, judging by goliath’s facial expression, that he has a boner?
interesting, its awesomeness increased by the comments XD
As amused as I am by Goliath’s facing breaking out in the fruits of his promiscuity, he’s smiling too much. I totally ROFL’d in each of Jared’s panels, though. I just love how he immediately leaps to Goliath when he hears the word “gargoyle”.
lol Papiloma virus on a gargoyle! that’s genious and hilarious!! So, instead of becoming rock he’s becoming a tree-gargoyle? lol!
Guest comics have been great so far. Can’t wait to see the ones comming. So my question is this: Anyone else hear Jared make that Ren and Stimpy squeak/squeal right before he says ‘Goliath!’ ? Cracks me up.
I just wanted to say that I love all the different things the comments have diagnosed Goliath with. When I was brainstorming the idea I wrote down “extreme all over gargoyle herpes”. Its funny that someone mentioned Goliath having a boner because Greg suggested Goliath’s condition could be giant stone boner instead of the herpes thing. That’s pretty typical of our writing process. Thanks to everyone who digs the comic.
Is it just me or does Jared look like Shaggy from Scooby Doo in this one?
Shaggy’s face is supposed to be template for slackers now?
tbh he really does look like Shaggy, but maybe closer to the live-action version.
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^who approved this comment?
WP automatically approved it because the person’s had a bunch approved before, I guess. Judging by the IP it’s the same person who posts as “mr.klean” and “yo mamma”.
you would be correct in that judgement, however, we are roommates…
i suppose he’s been here before?
ah, dave told me about this…
i see my reputation precedes me
Huh. First thing I thought of was that tree man disease, Epidermodysplasia verruciformis.
I sort of half-get this. The title helps, as I’ve watched some of Slayers, so I assume he has herpes or something. But who’s Goliath?
He’s from a cartoon called Gargoyles.
hahahaha, I didn’t expect a Slayers ref XD
i…dont get it ;o; i know who goliath and zelgadis are but im a derp…
I GOT YOUR ZELGADIS REFERENCE *nerd high-five*
Heh. Rock herpes. :B