At first I thought of maybe doing Duke Nukem or Kratos or someone like that working at Freddy’s but then I thought “nah, that’s too obvious, of course action heroes are just gonna wreck the creepy stay alive horror monsters” then I thought maybe it’d be funnier if Jared, perfect candidate for an unsuspecting stay alive horror traumatized protagonist, goes all action hero on their asses because he’s hung around these macho action heroess for so long their problem solving skills are starting to rub off on him.

Maybe it’s not funny, but Jared deserves to do something kinda cool every now and then. And I mean, all that work swinging a magikarp around, he’s probably got a decent batting arm.