You’re doing it wrong
November 1, 2010
12:00 am
While we’re here and people are paying attention, I’m going to point you towards the animated noir thriller one of my buddies from the Ugly Americans crew’s group, Style 5 animation is working on. If people spread the word, it’ll be easier for them to find funding!
And you know you want that angry cop action happening on your screen right now.
All of Pyramid Head’s mail is probably court summons.
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FUCKING FUCK YEAH.
Great comic here, one of the BEST.
Agreed times 1,000,000.
If this comic gets any better, my head is going to explode.
Needs more Kratos
Kratos is over rated. Needs more Gordon Freeman,
because all the Freeman needs is a fucking Crobar!
A link to Gordon’s awesomeness http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n103/KaMaKaZi-BLiTz/untitled-3.jpg
Gordon Freeman’s a nerd, what this needs is more old movies and less video games
(Different Alex)
Actually, Gordan Freeman is a badass. He has slaughtered thousands of aliens with nothing but a curved, dull piece of metal.
*points to next comic*
FAIL
yeah probably should of seen that one coming
Kratos for ToS is a bit more badass than the GoW one. Frankly, him or Regal could take any of those punks. Yep completely off topic but still.
BTW do a ToS KRATOS PLZ!!!
Jar. Cough it up.
AHAHAHAHA
So in addition to having a great butt, Pyramid Head has great arms and abs AND likes Pride and Prejudice enough to do it in Charades. Maybe if I date him, I can change him!
which are you hoping for, to stop the raping or the killing?
either way, one day you’ll probably find him sewing some other girl’s skin onto his apron-dress-thing and it’ll be over.
^This. So much.
I’d aim for both, but you’ve painted a bleak picture. :|
But I’m sure that YOU have the beauty of soul to accomplish it!
I heard someone say once that guys get married thinking the girl won’t change and she does. Girls get married thinking the guys will change and they don’t.
Tread very carefully, Taekwon. But I’d be happy if you changed him too. Freaks me out, he does.
That quote is a bit messed up. There’s nothing inherently good…or inherently bad, about change. But only loving someone in the hopes that they’ll change isn’t a very pleasant love. It’s like saying “Oh, I do care about you, but I wish you were someone else entirely. Whoops!
Reading too much into things, I know.
And several days late, too.
I CAN’T THIS MANY SEXY THINGS IN ONE NIGHT
What’s that? It looks like you accidentally the whole verb.
AWESOME!
see i would have guessed The Importance of Being Earnest
Fuck, this isn’t facebook, there is no like button for this comment…
I know how you feel, I wanted to like your comment too B|
Yay, a great comic to end a great Halloween.
Also, love Jared’s face in panel one.
his face is gonna stick like that if he’s not careful
How could you not love Jareds face ^_^
Goodness gracious, that made my day.
If anyone can instill some culture in Vorhees, Myers and Leatherface, it’s Pyramid Head. Love the comic, Coelasquid!
I lol’d… to see them all sat there and not trying to kill each other was pretty awesome XD
So, what does The Commander do on “Mime Fridays”?
Look at that silly leatherface drinking through his mask. I wonder if Mike eats through his.
PS: Is there anything Commander isn’t good at? Other than NOT hating Canada guy?
Keeping his marriage together.
at least he’s a great father.
Oh that’s just awful. I’ll blame it all on her.
Speaking off–don’t blame me, you opened this coffin weeks ago–are we ever going to find out how/why that happened?
Eventually…
HAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Pride and Prejudice made me lawl (<–that's not forbidden from saying IRL, right?).
Now The Wrong Block, THAT was some amazing stuff. Agreed, I want angry old man cop doing damage to the gangbangers on backstreets. Mostly because that's the same kind of job my dad has, lol.
Yes it is but considering you said it-technically-ONLINE, you get to live for another day. XD
This. is. GLORIOUS.
I particularly like that Leatherface is the guy with the beer, seeing as he’s the redneck of the group.
Wait, why is that Pride and Prejudice?
It’s like the Simpsons pictionary “cornstarch” thing.
As good as this is, perhaps even better, this is nearly, nearly, scene-for-scene as a scene from the “Big Horror Movie Brother” skit Robot Chicken did back in 2005.
Man, I totally forgot that did something like that. I guess it’s like they say, nothing is created in a vacuum. I was just going on that “Hey Pyramid head moves funny” > “Hey none of these guys ever talk” train of thought.
Dang, I would have been close. I was going to guess raping a manikin.
That would be the Cinemax retelling, “Plied and Prejudicial.”
Simply awesome, friend linked me to this comic the other day and just finished reading every one. I facepalmed tho after reading the tags with “mike myers” after re-reading the comic 3 times I realised it meant michael myers from halloween, not wayne/austin/shrek.
Strangely enough. . . this is the funniest one yet for me.
Now I’m definitely glad I saw Halloween (the newer one, not the old one) the other day.
Court summons or fanmail from his legion of fangirls.
He might give a different address for the fanmail though, he probably doesn’t want to hear how people plan to have their children with him and all that.
Uhh Fangirls? Why? How? What do they want him to do to them or vice versa?
It is best not to think too long or hard upon the matter.
Who knows, I’ve only heard of his fanboys so far – and what they want should not be told where innocent eyes can see :|
Let me tell you this though, it didn’t really sound comfortable. Or healthy for that matter.
Two words: rape fantasy. Look it up at your own convenience, and your own peril.
rule 34. there’s a website for it. i made the mistake of google-image-searching “pyramid head” and eventually came across a wonderful picture of jamesxPH.
i couldn’t scrub fast enough.
I wouldn’t call myself a fangirl, but I fancy the idea of being Silent Hill’s focus person and getting Pyramid Head to kill my enemies for me. ~|3
HA HA HA !
Excellent.
Outstanding.
Hell yes, that is epic *put’s doller in the jar* and may continue to grow in amazingness until the world ends from shear number of many men in one comic.
Lol my friends, lol.
Considering how much I’ve wondered about Pyramid Head’s bizzare flailing motions in the game, this made me laugh heartily. SO THAT’S WHAT HE WAS DOING.
I have to admit, it’s hardly a wonder anyone as twisted as Pyramid Head would have a few odd gestures. But maybe it is only charades after all…
I laughed so hard I almost choked. Your comic may be listed as my cause of death in the obituaries someday.
Is Myers supposed to have five fingers and a thumb? I don’t watch a lot of horror, so I wouldn’t know.
Love the comic, especially Mr. Fish.
No, that’s just a fuckup on my part.
CAN NOT UNSEE.
Isn’t he kinda inbred? Or would it be more likely that Leatherface would have a total of six digits on one hand?
Maybe it’s to make up for all the times she drew her characters with three fingers and a thumb. *nostalgia*
I’M JUST KIDDING PLEASE DON’T HATE ME.
Whatever.
Hmm… Awesome! He’s drinking through his mask!
I died
Why have popcorn if you won’t take off your mask to eat it…
Good one, on the off chance that you have never heard of it i think you will enjoy this link: http://www.badassoftheweek.com/list.html
If you have heard of it forgive my doubting your knowledge of all things manly
I’d say we need more Pyramid Head… Definitely… There doesn’t even have to punchline to it. I could watch him watch me all day.
Pyramid Head is totally strutting his stuff around.
Okay it’s tough to figure out if Pyramid head is doing charades or if he’s performing some kind of bastardized mating ritual cause we all know you can never REALLY tell with some of these guys. >>
Damn, you made me laugh in the library – loud. Now everyone knows I’m not working on my assignment :C
What a lively group of youngsters
I love that Jared’s arm is about four and a half feet long in that first panel.
He’s a noodle.
So his mother was Olive Oyl?
We’ve already seen his mother, and she ain’t her. Olive MIGHT be Jared’s great-grandma, though.
Possible Popeye crossover idea?
well, he is one of the original manly men.
So does this mean we may see Franky from One Piece at some point?
Jared finds out he’s adopted. Discovers new love of spinach during a bout of depression. Hilarity and shenangans ensue trying to find Popeye.
Well, the Commander can hardly blame our favorite slashers for not knowing Pride and Predudice. Not a very manly movie after all.
Because of panel 6, my guess would have been either Bowling for Columbine or The Big Lebowski.
Damn, I Love Silent Hill series, Hope to see more comics with Pyramid Head on them :D
Panel 8 is totally Darcy.
I seriously lol’d. Well done, sir.
Madam, not sir.
Commander is really good at this game, huh?
I think Coela needs some Menergy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs
Poetry in motion.
Oh damn, I hate it when I don’t get the joke, I feel out of place :/
Does this count as an appearance by William Shatner? As any Halloween fan knows, the Mike Myers mask is just a slightly modified Cpt. Kirk mask. I’m just curious.
I love everything about this comic from the style to the humor, but in panel four, the guys on the couch are sitting in reverse order from how they are in the following panels. Thanks for the laughs!
Haha totally missed that. Good catch
Clearly they’re also playing musical chairs.
I was going to say Duck Duck Goose, since one of them is standing. Plus all of them would be amazing at that game, since even though they all do nothing but walk, they always catch who they’re after.
i like that the kid’s hair has a bit of shine to it. looks like he washed it since he started working there :P
Best part is, I’m doing Pride and Prejudice at my school.
Even better part is, there’s a Pride and Prejudice and Zombies movie being released.
Don’t believe me?
Google it.
I read the book. While it was amusing, it could have been done better. That sounds slightly stupid considering I’m talking about a satirical version where they added zombies in, but seriously. The bit about ninja honor was insipid at best.
Not sure how a movie of it would turn out.
Yeah, uh, ninjas were too much. I kinda flipped through it at the store and in my random sampling of pages found enough stuff that made me roll my eyes that I just put it back.
For some reason I see Nemesis from Resident Evil 3 fitting in there… well except for that fact he says S.T.A.R.S all the time. Still the idea amuses me.
I’ve got ideas for him.
Ever since I started reading this comic I’ve had people that I’m praying you have ideas for, but I’m not going to press the issue. I know you don’t like to be bothered with such things
Hehe, who know’s maybe he was sitting down with them, but after calling out “S.T.A.R.S.!” fifteen times and embarrassing himself he decided to excuse himself.
Or Pyramid Head got tired of it and got him with the raping sword.
is that a warthog head mounted on the wall?
seems out of place, is that the first animal mounted we have seen?
so far all I have seen are guns, and pictures of sharks…
And Marlon Brando, of course.
Erm. Came across this you may know about it, but its sad news for Jared and Mr Fish.
this was the link sorry guys: http://pokemonepisode.org/rest-in-peace-takeshi-shudo/
Why isn’t this a T.V. show on Adult Swim already?
And no stating the obvious.
I just want more machismo. :(
this joke was on robot chicken
And yet I came up with it on my own. It’s like they say, nothing is created in a vacuum.
Real men are confident enough in their masculinity to watch/read Pride and Prejudice. Awesome men rewrite it with zombies.
I just realised that the back of their heads was drawn wrong. Jason’s sitting on the right in panel 4 and switches to the left in panel 5.
Someone else pointed that out.
so um
between the fourth and fifth panels, the guys on the couch swap places
what’s up with that
I think they’re child support letters from the nurses and stuff.
Well- Personally, it looked more like “101 Ways to Snap a Neck” or “Dismemberment for Dummies” than Pride and Prejudice, but hey- I’m good for all three!
I was JUST thinking “Pyramid head gets mail?” Lol court summons? I believe it! he hehehe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovXq1RlMfF8
Robot chicken much?
You know, I bet there’s something other than cort sommons in that stack of mail for Pyramid Head. I bet he has a secret admierer and contracts as a hit man at least. What kind of job do you get for Pyramid Head anyway? Does he work at a butcher shop or maybe leather working place or something like that?
Michael Meyers has 6 fingers on his left hand lol
Yeah, I think someone pointed that out, I just can be arsed to change it.
ok…that was fun!
Oh boy, this comic is creepy. Not only because I somehow skipped over numerous times until I read it just now. But those guys all sitting around dead quiet and waiting for their turn to do charades that the others will completely ignore in turn, every Wednesday, is like infinitely regressive parallel mirror images of complete masturbatory self-obsession. I suppose the comic title refers to some kind of rape singularity.
But at least they’re not out doing business together.
I guess I have to take the time to say this:
No matter how depressed I get, manly men doing manly things always makes me smile.
Wooow… less than 100 comments!!… I have to take advantage of this and write my comment on your blog… ok… what should I write??… mmm, I don’t think my criminal history would help me gain your sympathy, uh?? haha… anyway, I would like to say that I believe you’re a fabulous blogger and writer… so, thanks for that.. now I know I’m not a robot. well, this post is gettin’ too long to be read, so i’ll stop now…
Wait, what about Freddy Kruger?
HE can guess!
He keeps guessing lame puns until everybody just gets fed up with him.
It looks like Leatherface is TRYING to figure it out… but he just can’t.
Geez Pyramid Face, it’s p obvious that you’re the Charades champion, but not everyone understands your artistic genius.
For a guilty feeling made manifest, Pyramid Head is pretty limber.
Lol, reminds me of a Robot Chicken episode where Leatherface, Jason and Michael were doing charades. Love your comic!
See, I’m just impressed. Pride and Prejudice is hard to mime out. Especially when you lack facial expressions.