I know it’s been a couple weeks since an update, but honestly, after eight years of doing this with no break the whole house of cards just kind of collapsed on me. I had no ideas, no energy, no time, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Posts Tagged God of War
Sorry this one was especially late, I had to get up early a bunch of times this week and my body is getting too old and too tired and too afraid of motorcycle crashes to pull all nighters like I […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I think Santa Monica studios made Kratos into a responsible dad specifically so I wouldn’t be able to make fun of his cartoonish aggression anymore hahaha
Children are apparently something you can have around Kratos. Sometimes.
Coelasquid June 20, 2016 8:57 amPeople have been asking me to draw Dad of War and it’s father’s day so here you go. my little bro and I laughed at the “Don’t be sorry, be better” line because it’s EXACTLY the kind of thing our […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Just imagine how much All You Can Eat Korean BBQ they’d go through in a sitting
Coelasquid March 25, 2013 6:57 amOh no another half-assed Kratos comic, you know what that means! Yep, I had an insane work week and my only respite was the new God of War. Anyway, I’m of the opinion that Kratos is a bit of an […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Consensus on the debut of this game was that Spartan Gay Chicken ends in a 30 year committed relationship complete with bickering over when to open a joint bank account and where to place the ottoman.
I don’t care if everyone in the world has probably done some variation of this joke before, I still get a kick out of it.
I’m actually disappointed there wasn’t a Carrie costume for Kratos. I mean, he had a fish suit, a chef getup, a cow costume, and a three piece business suit, why not?