Do it for the vine, Kratos
July 6, 2015
12:19 am
I’m full of Americafood, have some leftover memes.
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Yes!! Thank you for this! That is one of the manliest memes I’ve ever seen ever for the first time!
Are you the same Gray Phantom lurking around Blade Bunny, by any chance?
Not to mention on Shades of A, as well?!
Bit surprised Jared is not the one playing the oven.
no jared is the one with the camera
And the one who thought of this.
OH man yes!!! This is brilliant!!
I’m completely lost and that link in the description didn’t help.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/when-mama-isnt-home
I never heard of it ’til now either, FWIW.
Thanks for clearing that up. My brain was trying to make it a Hurra Torpedo reference but the trombone was throwing me off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br-D7UneS0E
It’s mostly a meme that spewed forth from the bowels of Vines posted on Tumblr. One of the better ones, imo.
Ah okay, thank you.
Another item for my father & son to-do list. Also that’s probably better than Jared trying to take care of the plants
Depends in wether he has the powerwasher or not.
Huh. Google is turning up a conspicuous lack of nontree plants that can weather a powerwasher.
He may try to use it to get berries faster from Commander’s pots
We all know he’s just gonna go apeshit and destroy that oven by Pressing X to murder.
Ha! +1
+2
I thought he pressed O for that…
But plants trives on music, too !
(Also, I didn’t know that meme. Fun)
I just love how Kratos ends up in any kind of situation and tries to go with it.
Apart from the murdering
But who’s going to pay for the new oven?
You just know, if Kratos is doing it, he’s just going to break the oven first try. Then he’ll have to replace it cause otherwise he’ll have wrecked a friends stuff and it’ll be awkward, and he knows he can’t try and get one thats just as good cause then it’ll be too obvious he destroyed the other one so he has to get a better oven, then he’ll decapitate something – it just going to be a mess.
That sounds AWESOME! Hey Coelasquid, what do you think?
As a tromboner, I’m not sure whether to be HAPPY Duke plays, or mildly ashamed… Also that video made my morning.
Ashamed. Look at those cheeks- poor form!
The instrument has the word “boner” in it. Of course Duke would play it.
Actually it has the word bone in it so it’s still a valid point, but infestation was referring to himself as a tromboner because he plays the trombone.
That’s assuming Duke does play, and isn’t just aping the motions.
I’m not sure that oven is going to survive Kratos. XD
Until I read the comments I had no idea this meme existed. I just thought that Duke was playing music for the Commander’s plants.
You are not alone.
My heart aches for future anthropologists who try to figure any of this shit out.
It’ll be easier to dig stuff out of the Memory Hole than it would be to dig it out of the rubble…
Kratos looks suspiciously calm. I don’t think he will crash the oven – except for when there is something hiding or cadged in it. Suddenly I imagined him parting the turkey on thanksgiving – now, that would be a real mess.
I think it’s the sunglasses. Most of the time, he’s got these super-intense eyes because of his nigh-perpetual scowl, so the sunglasses covering that up really helps him seem a bit more chill than he usually is.
Welp. Another vine-via-youtube loop for me, I guess. Like I couldn’t get away from that without your help. THANKS.
(But this was magical.)
I don’t know whether to be surprised or not that Duke plays the trombone.
Well, he didn’t say you couldn’t do it for the vine…or watch his tv, or eat his food, or other stuff.
I… Um…
what?
I’m not sure what surprises me more. That Duke can play trombone, or that Kratos can handle an object (or person) and not destroy it.
Also, so much better in color.
When Commander Badass Isn’t Home
Commander is going to get home and all of his plants will be dead.