Spent the weekend in Vegas, I wonder how many Chippendales had ambitions of being UFC fighters then decided getting punched in the face a lot wasn’t all that appealing after they finished all that bulking up.
Commander probably only has any consoles at all so his kids can play Spongebob or watch netflix or whatever it is toddlers do with XBoxes.
Gonna point people over to the Oozengard kickstarter while I’m here, it’s a super cute little mobile zombie game, and it has my house in it! that means if it gets made you can go loot my family’s stuff or build a secret base in our living room or whatever it is you do with houses in the game!
Look how crazy cute that is, it has our house lizard and everything.