For those who aren’t in the know, in OoT Ganondorf was raised by two tiny witch sisters with the power to fuse together into some kinda titty catsuit cougar grandma called Twinrova.
I wouldn’t mind singing a song to that ice and fire
is it a barry white song
Kind of the opposite, actually. >_>
Try Jack Black
I get it!
Congratulations on having a first comment that is also the best possible comment.
would laugh to again
And the best part, automatic 3-way Granny Banging.
(Sorry, the Internet has been degrading my “good taste” internal language censors to favor the promotion of “shock humor” giggle-sentences — I’m frightfully skilled at it too).
Of course the downside is waking up to two midget grannies stinking of sex sweat and groping you for more.
i laughed at the thought first, but then the after image has shocked me to my core. that boss shall never be the same again.
Doesn’t matter, had sex.
And if he had to describe the feeling? It was… Okay.
I love the Commander’s saluting face there, so cheerful.
… Also, HOLY SHAMOLEY GRANNY! And here I was thinking the twin moms were adorable XD
Tiny and adorable.
Becoming a titty catsuit cougar grandma is my new life goal.
I love this life goal!
Yeah, I’m not going to lie, that boss fight may have influenced some of adolescent me’s fetishes.
You aren’t alone there, bud.
i never plyed the game as a kid, only got it recently via the 3d remastering, but this would explain a few things.
It’s cute that ganondorf still lives with his moms. His moms with the power to turn into a titty catsuit cougar grandma.
I mean, I figure “visiting” implies they’re off doing their own thing. Living in the swamp and collecting exciting mushrooms, all that.
Woops, didn’t read that part. it’s nice of them to come by and visit anyway though, now I’m wondering how often they transform into a titty catsuit cougar grandma whenever Ganondorf brings his friends over.
Saying titty catsuit cougar grandma is fun btw.
I’m guessing anytime it’s someone they want to hit on.
“when you meet my guy friends”
OMG we got it all wrong. All they wanted was to date Link.
Remember that big wink at the end of her transformation sequence?
“Now, now, Ganny. Listen to your stepdad and stop all the nonsense.”
Number of women who want to date Link: all of them, apparently, including a lot of quadrupeds, some plants, some fish, and at least one reported dream avian.
The Wind Fish?
I’m assuming they meant Marin, who became a seagull (or angel). But the Wind Fish is funnier, so let’s go with that instead.
But the Wind Fish was a cetacean, not an avian…
(But windfish IS funnier…)
He’s already married, though.
To Princess Ruto.
The spirit stone was an engagement ring.
On the other hand, his ghost memory echo thinggy refers to Twilight Princess Link as “my descendant”, and Twilight Princess Link clearly isn’t related to Prince Ralis, so even if he’s married to Ruto, he still clearly reproduced with a human at SOME point in that lifetime.
Like the skeleton thing that teaches you moves? I dunno if it’s specifically that you’re its descendant, or just that he’s passing techniques from one hero to another.
Then again, I’m pretty sure there’s some fanfics or creative artwork out there that have link reproducing with ALL the humans. And all the zora. Gorons. Gerudo. Probably some Oocca. Almost certainly wolf Link and Midna. Really, given how weird the various timeline interactions are, we could probably just accept it all as canon.
Rule thirty for of the internet folks, if you can think it, someone made a porno fan art of it at the least. Use your imagination of what the upper limit is.
Engagement isn’t actually a ceremony, it can still be called off at that point.
Which may have been necessary after Ruto became a Sage (and might have died to do so? the game isn’t always clear on that, though the spirit of the Sage of Water is killed by Ganondorf for certain Twilight Princess timeline)
Wait, wait, wait. Quadraped? Unless you mean Epona I’m at a loss as to what other female quadrapeds Link would have ever had a non-“kill or be killed” relationship with. Then again, I’ve not played the DS/3DS games, or Skyward sword. And it’s been ages since I last played ALttP
I don’t KNOW that they mean Epona…but, yeah, that’s all I’m coming up with, as well.
Wait, are we living in Majora continuity now? O.o
i believe it was the game they were seen in that particular style, therefore we can conclude that this is what they’d still look like.
They didn’t combine in Majora’s Mask, though.. and besides, that’s technically still Ocarina of Time continuity, it’s just a parallel dimension. Sort of. A bit. Things are weird.
I heard an interpretation once that MM takes place just after Link’s death (some time after OoT), and marks the journey where his spirit comes to accept its demise. In later games, he’s a Stalfos.
Ya, that’s one of those fan things. The way I understand it, Twilight Princess is a timeline where Young Link failed in Ocarina of Time. He never opened up the Sacred Realm, so Ganondorf never got the Triforce. The Hylians staged a war on the Gerudo and wiped them out, turning the Spirit Temple into a prison – The Arbiter’s Grounds. Then Ganondorf got it anyways just as they were trying to execute him, so all they managed to do was shove him into another dimension.
Majora’s Mask is what happened instead when he did succeed, and went looking for Navi after she buggered off at the end of Ocarina of Time. He’s specifically looking for what I think was referred to as a dear friend, which is why he’s wandering through the woods in the first place. The dead theory in when, as he’s chasing Skullkid, you fall down a pit and transition to Termia instead of Hyrule – and he died on impact and it’s all his afterlife and such. I don’t really think that was the intent, it’s just things fans came up with.
I will say this though, Majora’s Mask is just about the most grimdark Zelda game out there. They cranked the Depressing and Morbid settings up to 11 for a Nintendo game.
Actually no. Twilight Princess comes right after the Majora’s mask. In the ending where Link succeeds and gets Ganon executed, at the spirit temple like you mentioned, while Link is just a child Navi buggers off, Link leaves to find her, etc. However, just as Joe Angel says directly below, the link from Twilight Princess is a direct descendant of the Link from OOC and Majora’s mask.
Also the theory I heard says he died when he fell of the horse, which would explain why he’d do something as stupid as fall down a really big obvious hole in the ground.
Now, techniqually, you could pull some wibbly wobbly time stuff and say that Majora’s mask is just a possible outcome, if Link does die from falling off his horse. If he does, Majora’s mask, if he doesn’t, then that gets skipped and instead Twilight Princes. Also in all honesty, the Official Zelda Timeline is kinda stupid, so if you wanted to ignore it, nobody would blame you.
I wouldn’t pay that thing much mind, while yes Majora’s Mask does have a lot of ties to stages of grief and death as something of a theme, it’s still a huge stretch to go all the way to Link died.
There’s a lot of things to say against that theory, but really, the big one is that it kind of kills the magic of the series.
Termina is a world full of people you have to aid. To say it’s an imaginary land, a sort of coping mechanism for a dead soul, a soul who died just because he got lost in some forest or something, is… well, it’s not something I want to believe in.
Aside from that, the Game Theory video is the most saddening example of how much of a sensationalist Matpat is who puts canon second to clickbait.
There’s a part of Hyrule Historia he quotes, including a scan of the book, and right underneath the sentence he quotes, grayed out to not draw attention, is a line that basically brings down his whole theory. It would be incredibly unlikely for him not to have read that particular sentence.
It reads that the Twilight Princess Link is a direct descendant of the Ocarina of Time/Majora’s Mask Link. This would be impossible if that Link, a ~10 year old, would die somewhere in the woods. That’s not how having kids works.
Matpat knew this, and ignored it. So return the favor and just ignore that trainwreck of a theory please >_>
Good gracious, I knew about the twin ladies, but I had no idea about this XD
A tshirt with forth panel on it! I want it :)
That, and something with Titty Catsuit Cougar Grandma stamped on it. Simply amazing.
dear lord this line has taken over the comments. is it really that fun to say? Titty Catsuit Cougar. ok, i see the appeal now.
Titty Catsuit Cougar Grandma deserves her own T-shirt, dammit!
So this is what Homeworld thinks of fusion
OMG I just about died laughing.
ANd there it is. Favorite comment of the day.
They even have the gemstones.
All I want to do, is see you turn into, a giant woman! (A giant woman!) All I want to do, is see you turn into, a giant woman…
All I wanna be, in someone who gets to see, see a giant woman. OH IT WOULD BE GREAT AND I JUST CAN’T WAIT!
I enjoy that the giant woman fascination is apparently genetic.
Ok, I haven’t seen Steven Universe (put those pitch forks down please) but from what I understand all the people who can combine into giant women are gems right? Or have something to do with gems inside them at least. Well, look at the granny’s foreheads, jemstones. Ganon’s parents are gemstones from the Steven Universe show.
Basically they are gems and their bodies are hard light projections.
wait, so if I rubbed my face against them would it feel like a warm beam of sunshine? Atleast until my hair lit on fire? (If someone gets that reference I will hug them)
Mmm, piped in fresh all the way from the surface, and those eggheads wasted it on everything but baking me a cake. Not a triumph for science.
Would you hit it??
It’s not often I get to use the acronym “GILF”, but yes.
Gerudo you’d like to f***?
That’s Ganondorf, all right. In the MGDMT incarnation, Gerudo I’d Like to Friend.
I’d get a beer with MGDMT Ganon. He seems like a decent, even keeled sort.
THREE POINTS! NOTHING BUT NET!!!!
no, six points, they are a fusion after all
you forgot math. fusioj is multiplying not adding. 9 POINTS!!!
hahahahahahaa oh god yes. yes a million times. hoooo too funny.
I think he means ‘Grannies’ I’d Love To F***
Hit it, never quit it.
Depends on if I’m feeling up to a weird-ass threesome.
wait, does that even count as a threesome? techniqually its one body now, so is it still a threesome if two people are sharing one body.
I said it was a weird-ass threesome.
As to whether they’re both present, albeit in the same body, I doubt they’d be so eager to have merged sex if they weren’t.
Only weird if you don’t like ass-play :P
Is she trying to be a MILF Is a GMILF? No lie either way she’s scaring me.
I like that they’re friends.
so I was reading the zelda wikia because of this, apparently the german name for twinrova is – I kid you not –
“Sexy Thermo Hexy”
Yet we get stuck with the much more boring Twinrova. Well, with that information she’ll always be Sexy Thermo Hexy to me.
Oh yeah. I’m from Germany and that happened! translating english names into other english names is a big thing in Germany. Usually the results are pretty stupid but occasionally we get gold like this ;-)
Why though? Why English? It’s not like English sounds more cool… Or at least I don’t think it would considering how alike English and German are… Some words and sentences are so close, you don’t even need a translator to actually understand them. :/
It’s still an exotic language I figure. And English is one of the most powerful languages in the world so why not.
also the rules of English are broken so often that it’s really more of guidelines than any kind actual rules. makes it gpod for writing and doing stupid stuff like that.
For example, the sentence “Buffalo buffalo, Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo, Buffalo buffalo.” Isa actually a gramatically correct sentence. (PN N, PN N V V, PN N
Google “the lion-eating poet in the stone den”.
The question shouldn’t be “why english” but “why ANOTHER english name?” Either keep the original english one or get a new German one! But it is how it is :D
I like how Ganondorf’s pad isn’t some big elaborate lair, but a modest home decorated with traditional Gerudo colors. He knows how to keep it tasteful now that he’s out of the conquering business.
Also, shout out to that framed boar photo.
I expect the picture is Ganondorf as a boar. But I really want it to be Pimbaa from the Lion King.
I actually think that might be one of those riding boars from Twilight Princess, since it seems to be on all fours. Maybe he had a pet boar and adopted it’s shape later?
Now I’ve spent the day thinking about Timon and Pumbaa as mellowness counselors for a recovering megalomaniacs groups. Ganondorf occasionally attends their meetings. It sort of fits the way the Manly Guys world works.
I had no idea they were his moms in that game! Where do they explain that? It has been a while since I played it…
One of the gossip stones calls them his surrogate mothers.
Any chance you know what happened to his actual mother? I ask because, in my playthrough of OoT at least, they only gave the bare basics of Ganon’s background unless you deliberately went searching for the details.
I don’t think they say. Most assumptions fall under “got killed by something”, “handed G-dorf over to Koume and Kotake cause they’re like 400 years old and know how to raise a centennial boychilde”, or “Gerudo communally raise all their kids and who parented who doesn’t matter, but Koume and Kotake plucked Ganondorf from the herd so they could teach him to be a wizard”
You’re a Wizard Ganny.
There is no mention of Ganondorf’s birth mother in any of the games. Come to think of it, neither is there for Zelda or Link, except one game a piece (and not the same game).
Since they almost never have a complete set of parents, Triforce bearers seem to just coalesce as reincarnations from the dark/sacred realm, and everyone else just rolls with it.
At this point I’m starting to think that it’s part of the job requirements, maybe not having parents forces them to grow up and become courageous/wise/powerful earlier.
Child Heroes/Heroins almost never have parants. Especially in the 90s and early 2000ands. Just too close to reality and would impede their relentless adventuring I asume ^.^
Thankfully, there are some exceptions – Vyse from Skies of Arcadia has two living parents throughout the whole game. Edea in Bravely Default has both of her parents, too.
same thing with lots of books (see Percy Jackson) if use right a parent could be a useful plot point in stories.
The Great Deku Tree in OoT tells Link (very) briefly about his mother (fled a war, came into the forest, gave birth, died). I’ve actually got a theory that in OoT Link and Zelda are siblings.
Zelda’s mother is never seen or mentioned. Link’s mother fled a conflict and died in the forest. Blond hair is a rare trait among Hylians; I’m not sure we see any blond NPCs in the whole game, other than Zelda (I’m sure someone can correct me). When Link meets Zelda, he’s almost immediately taught a song that is only passed down within the Hylian royal line. Also, Zelda seems to be the only woman in the entire game who doesn’t make some kind of pass at Link at some point. My theory is, they’re siblings, and Zelda either knew via one of her visions, or figured it out later when she got the Triforce of Wisdom.
The Tale of Two Rulers has Gannon’s parents killed by Hyrule, and only the prophesy of one male every hundred years, keeps Link’s mom from having been a Gerudo, unless you follow the theory that time isn’t constant in the Lost Woods…
You believe everything a random stone in the wilderness tells you? It has one eye, you know who has one eye? Pirates, that’s who. And what sort of pirate is out away from water? Software pirates, that’s who. So, you’re taking history lessons from a software pirate. You know what else has one eye? Illuminati pyramids! So, you’re taking history lessons from Illuminati Software Pirates. Open your eyes! You’re playing right into their hands!
Leave the Illuminacho out of this!
The greatest of all the Illuminachos is Bill Cipher! You wouldn’t want to annoy him. He knows lots of things! LOTS OF THINGS!
Mmmm. Illuminachos, the most powerful yet secretive of pseudo-mexican foods.
dear god I love these comments.
They go great with a bowl of chillispiracy.
Twinrova also turned up in Oracle of Time / Oracle of Ages (man, the Ocarina of Time has a really unfortunate shared initialism there) as a Linked and / or Hero game boss preceding the Mad King Ganon megaboss.
I am really nerdy about those games okay they were the pinnacle of the Gameboy Colour world
Well, them and Pokemon Crystal
It’s Oracle of Seasons/Oracle of Ages. No shared initials there.
They really were, those games were amazing.
Cross-game intercompatibility, Veran, good plot premise, Veran, neat exploration gimmicks, Veran, great sprites, Veran, and Veran.
She’s like if Cia wasn’t remotely interested in Link because she’s in a committed relationship to destruction and plunging necklines.
Nice. More big nosed gerudo beauties. Me gusta. Well, not the uncombined form but still.
What do you mean? Those two are frickin’ adorable.
Cute and charming, yes. Attractive, no.
Attractiveness is subjective, take Jennifer Aniston (please, take her far far away from human occupied space!!)
Titty Catsuit Cougar Grandma sounds like the name of a Russian punk band that just pulled random English words out of a hat when time came to actually name the band…
…I love it. :D
Or a Gogol Bordello song
“-some kinda titty catsuit cougar grandma called Twinrova.”
I lost it at that description. This is so perfect.
I love your stuff so much Squid.
I really like the interior decor of Ganondorf’s house. I might actually have new decoration goals now.
…I suddenly have the urge to actually try that game, because any game that could invent something so delightfully messed up HAS to be interesting. o.O
Ocarina of Time is a decent game, but it doesn’t really stand up to modern standards the way later games in the series do. Most of the hoopla around it is due to nostalgia. It’s still a good game and worth playing. I just don’t understand how the professional gaming community can continue to rate it so highly (to the point of having a Guiness record!) when the remake sold about half as well as they intended due to newer gamers (i.e., started gaming AFTER 1996) not really thinking it’s as good as it’s hyped up to be.
All of this coming from someone who was 10 when it came out. It was my favorite at the time, but Majora’s Mask knocked it off that pedestal almost immediately.
Back in the 2000s it was taken for granted that OoT was the best Zelda game, hands down, with a few LTTP dissenters here and there. My opinion that MM might be better due to how it broke the formula was, at least at the circles I ran in then, quite unusual. However, by the time I got onto reddit during the next decade, it was the majority opinion, and I switched to Link’s Awakening for “BEST ZURLDO” because I like being different.
I think the cult of OoT is mainly on Gamefaqs these days? I remember a kerfuffle over their christmas “best game” poll being taken over by Undertale fans.
To be fair, there were a LOT of people bitching about Undertale from the start, not just OoT fans. It was no less hilarious, though.
Undertale really didn’t deserve the spot. Not that it isn’t a good game, mind, simply that I find it hard to call it the best game of all time and harder still to think its fans can call it such honestly while the new game smell was still fresh.
Still, I’m not bothered that it unseated a decade+ rule by Ocarina of Time, which while also a very good game, has been surpassed by many others games, including its excellent successors.
The re-release didn’t do as well because someone who has played the last 10 years of Zelda will have already experienced most of what OoT has to offer. Someone who played it when it first came out is getting the new 3D gameplay experience, and a greater focus on story than the original NES or LTTP on SNES. Thats all old hat nowadays. So its not really much to write home about. The story of Zelda games is formulaic anyhow (with some exceptions), so after playing a couple it starts to run together.
TL;DR: Many people who played OoT on release had a new, novel experience that they feel has only been copied by subsequent games. People going back to play it for the first time have seen it before.
I started gaming before then and I still found the game disappointing. That was an awkward time for games all around. There were huge leaps in the tech and nobody knew how to handle it.
Look, it’s all great that you want to play OoT, it’s an amazing entry of the series, but if you’re in it for the story, let me warn you: Zelda games before the Gamecube were pretty subtle with the storytelling and backstory. Most of the great mythos of Zelda is built from random scraps of info from obscure sources in-game and lots and lots of fan imagination.
Not that this is a bad thing, but the game itself doesn’t really lay all these messed up things thickly, is what I mean.
Yeah, the story was about as fleshed out as the backstories of the MegaMan bosses, you pick up some clues on the way, but the majority of information is extrapolated from a minor blurb in the manual. It was still one of my favorite games and my nephews tend to prefer it to other newer games.
Well to be fair, OoT was only the 4th game in a series that hadn’t quite worked out an overarching storyline like now. Now it’s one big shared universe in the same universe and one slight change can change everything. OoT was emerging from a time where console games just didn’t worry that much about story. I think the three timelines was an ass pull to make it seem like everything was planned when it just wasn’t.
Thus my theory I mentioned in an earlier strip that the Zelda games are a father’s bedtime story to his kids.
lol embarassing parents are always the best. I feel sorry for poor “Ganny”.
Though this raises the question of sex. Like if someone were to have sex with Twinrova, would that mean they’re having sex with two people or just one since they’re fused?
Well technicaly they are fused into just one one milf. I just hope they stay that way untill it’s done.
I always wondered why merging into twinrova made them suddenly sexy… it alays seemed kinda suspicious. Now I’m figurin’ they were just hitting on Link and he was being a cocky jerk as usual- wait. Wait just a minute. Wasn’t it KID link that fought them? Ok, now I see why G is getting all weirded out. Of course it’s his luck that out of all the gerudos the two mighty morphin grave robbin pervs gotta be mothers. Just his luck.
Poor guy can never catch a break…. (in their defense though, I guess they don’t get many guys in the desert… still, even “old” link wasn’t even 20 yet….)
Naw, you fight Twinrova as a grown-up with the mirror shield.
But yeah Link was like 17.
If you think long enough, Link is a 10 year old child in a 17 year old body. That makes the adult part in OoT really messed up. The wink is just icing on that cake…
Don’t forget Nabooru promising Link a “special gift” if he got the gauntlets for her, and saying that she’d have kept that promise if she’d known how hot he’d grow up to be.
Though that implies that while he was still a kid, she might have not kept the promise and just stolen the gauntlets from him after he did all the work.
Still, I guess if you’re a race of hot warrior women, and you know it, might as well throw some winks over at the Hylians and hope their brains short circuit.
It’s canon in OoT that the Gerudo would sometimes go to Castle Town and spirit off a husband – I don’t know if it was ever said it was willing or not on his part, but probably consensual given their attire.
Let us be fair to the Gerudo. Look at what most of the men in Hyrule look like. Link is pretty much the only who grows up the become sexy. All the other men are either ugly, or downright horrifying to look at.
The guy who runs the Medicine Shop in Market (Child) and Kakariko (Adult) ain’t half bad-looking. Probably the second most handsome dude in the game aside from Link himself. And Hyrule’s Soldiers are certainly athletic looking, though the high-cut bicycle shorts might be sending the wrong signals.
Or sending the right signals. The Gerudo ladies maybe learned a while back that going after the soldier boys doesn’t usually get them very far.
When you’re 400 years old, what is the worry of a decade or two age difference in lovers? By 400 years though I would think any sexually adventurous person would have ran through the Karma Sutra a dozen times like a bunch of sugar-fueled kids in a potato sack race. So really the best novelty would be a lover that could endure the kinky weird passions that 4 centuries of experience would yield and they could stick around a few centuries so as not to be too boring.
Reincarnated Blonde Elf boys holding 3 pieces of the Triforce would be mighty erotic to a 4 century old witch queen. As for the Commander, he’s been around enough to not be shocked by the weird and mostly lethal things found in life. Like Link, he’s a time-traveling powerhouse who leveled up a number of times already and has a the smell of a super being mostly-male “stud farm” clinging to his clothes.
Let’s just say any mare sniffing the testosterone aroma of a a super-male Stud Farm is going to be dripping with estrus once she noses up on the Stable Lord’s jacket.
Huh… well now I’m thinkin that ganondorf’s just exhausted from this behavior going on all the time… it does explain why he’s always kidnapping zelda though. If all his dozens of sister got their lovin from “spiriting” folks away, I guess it was just his upbringing shining through. (On a side note, goddammit I hate not having a real keyboard. I need a special typing wand.)
The sources on Link’s age all seem to contradict to each other, with none having a particular hard canon edge. So he could be more around 19, with young link being a 12 year old. Basically anything before and after the age where voices stop being squeeky.
I’ve always pegged Young Link as 10 and Adult Link as 17.
After they finish their transformation sequence, Twinrova throws Link a big ol’ wink, and he recoils in shock. I’m not sure “cocky jerk” is how I’d describe him in that situation.
You got the order wrong. He recoils in shock first, and _then_ she winks at him.
Thought he blushed, and then she winks
Huh, my mistake. Thanks.
YES! Oh, I am loving the last month of Ganondorf comics.
Well… That escalated quickly…
The most embarrassing part must be when the flame hair triggers the fire alarm.
If I were Gannon I’d tell them to please go outside (and far from any tree) when they do that.
Nah, unless it releases smoke or CO, it shouldn’t trigger any Allen’s, outside of the warning bells in Rock Lobsters Head and Jonesy’s Spider-sense.
Thank you for continuing to produce my absolute favorite interpretation of Ganondorf. Seeing your version makes me smile.
Dayum. Rock you can stay awhile right?
Am I the only one here looking at Ganon’s apartment and loving how he decorated the place?
Aw, Koume and Kotake actually look like sweet little grannies!
If someone actually, y’know, did it with Twinrova…wouldn’t that technically be a threesome? With two sisters? Brr, I think I just added a new layer of creepy to the whole concept.
Okay, am I the only one imagining the little moms talking with Brooklyn Jewish accents?
I was reading them as Indian mothers, myself.
Indian mothers with Brooklyn accents? o_O
Not quite, no.
Twinrova is like Garnet, except instead of love she’s made of thirst.
You know, it makes me wonder if (since Steven Universe has a few game inspirations in it) Twinrova inspired Garnet and gem fusion.
Wait…does this mean that Steven is essentially Ganondorf?!?
Only male in a society of nothing but women, comes from a band of what the ruling power consider to be outlaws, you might be onto something here.
Occasionally clashes with an spooky blonde kid who doesn’t talk.
i havent seen the show, but from what I’ve glimpsed isnt Steven’s ladyfriend a super smart nerd? and I’d bet that his ‘nemisis’ is a cocky jack off. all you need now is an evil gem to orrupt steven, if that hasnr already been a plot point, and you’ve got zelda if ganon was good and link was bad.
What do you mean “if Link was bad”? have you only just started ready MGDMT with this page? O_o
Personally, I just think the Link from here is more stupid than an ass. Like this Link was dropped a few times as a kid, but that’s my personal take.
Naw, he might be operating on game logic and has a flawed opinion on how cool a grown man in a go-kart looks, but other than that he’s just mostly been a prick in MGDMT.
Steven does not have a nemesis, no. Also the only villains in the show are ‘one-size-fits-all’ societal expectations and any lack of proper communication.
Wait but what about the blond kid Quetzalrofl (I feel like applauding myself for spelling that correctly in one try) mentioned? Could he fit the bill?
Onion is not purposely malevolent, he’s just an unusual child.
Well drat, there goes that theory.
Onion CAN be malevolent when he wants to be. Remember the incident with the replicator wand?
Commenters on this comic make me Google some of the strangest things.
This is Granny
and I’m never going down on the likes of you
unless you buy me a drink first, cutie.
xD This is beautiful. Aaand now I’m trying to imagine Jasper’s reaction to this kind of proposition. That fight may have been even shorter…
Oh hey, Twinrova. Lovely low-poly 64 bit era memories there…
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Sooooo the two midgets turned into one tall woman with impressive cleavage? How does that happen?
Like this: https://youtu.be/bnTkFf7gJGE?t=5m16s
I don’t know what scares more: the (at the time) N64 quality or Twinrova winking at Link.
He also looks very shocked…
Well, I just read 6 years of comics in 3 days… Keep up the good work!
I’m hearing Eartha Kitt in that last panel. prrrrrrr…
Yes! The best Catwoman, ever!!!!
Never knew she was catwoman. Was personally really feeling the Yzma; check out the song “Snuff Out The Light”, which was removed from The Emperor’s New Groove.
So, Koume and Kotake are Crystal Gems, right?
they do have big jewels in their forheads
I realized at some point during the last week that I have never seen Coelasquid draw a body that didn’t seem in proportion, even in places where it seems like artists have the hardest times (hands, the length of the abdomen and waist, heads that fit the bodies, etc.). I know this is a comic by a professional, but it’s still nice to see good art. Thank you for the good art.
Go for it, Commander. Technically a threesome! Or foursome, depending.
Don’t count them out just yet Commander. They shall produce strong children or teach your own! Yes, they can teach them to be wizards and how to be eeevil…and to lose to men in tights!
you’re comic made me love Gannondorf and I now wish for a game where he is the main character.
He does get a campaign in Hyrule Warriors.
The question I have now is
“Is the titty grandma cougar catsuit made of the same amount of material as the non-catsuit robes”?
That’s the best description of Twinrova I’ve ever seen.
Was gonna comment on how you can’t really blame Twinrova for hitting on Ganny’s guy friends since only one Gerudo male is born every 100 years, but then I realised that was both sexist and racist
And for some reason now I’m wondering where Gerudos get pregnant
Says right in the title of the comic. Gerudos sometimes go into Kokiri Village and other parts of Hyrule looking for boyfriends.
I honestly cannot find my sides at this point, this is so funny
Yeah, it’s official, I’m crushing so hard on your depiction of Ganon.
Between the way you draw him and how you have his personality set out, gimme gimme.
so who between ganondorf and tank would be the biggest and strongest ? assuming “your” Ganondorf was in his peak :P
I mean, Tank’s an augmented cyborg person and Ganondorf’s a wizard. If it was a brute force thing Tank’d probably win but who knows how he’d deal with magic. I guess it could be argued that Ganondorf s routinely bested in combat by a small child, but I dunno if Tank’s that patient and observant. I think of Tank in combat like an 8-foot robot Doomguy.
ganons got commanders durability as well, he’d probably take him. commander would actually be a much harder opponent, since ganon couldent out last him. angel could probably woop his ass since she’s fairly link-ish in fighing prowess
Plus, if you’re going by the games, apparently Ganondorf is immune to most weapons unless they’re bathed in holy light. One could argue whether or not nuclear fission rays and sheer cyborg rage count as holy light.
Yeah that’s right, Tank is toast. Commander could probably still do it though, he’d likely just go and borrow it from this worlds Link since he’s kinda inept.
Can’t think of a scenario where they’d ever go into a deadly serious Light Arrow required battle. They’re both way too level headed for that, especially Rock.
Ganondorf’s not an opponent you should be outlasting anyways. Certainly didn’t do Hyrule much good to wait for seven years.
As for Link being inept, he’s mostly comic relief but his hero status is still canon in this universe unless mentioned otherwise. I don’t see Ganondorf easily winning from Link even in this universe.
Loving Rock’s expression in panel two: “‘Moms’? As in plural?”
He’s more surprised two strangers just opened the door and called out to them, I don’t think the idea of Ganondorf having two moms would phase him much considering a) he knows G comes from an all-female society and b) he dated a dude for a while, plural moms wouldn’t seem unusual to him.
That Twinrova description might be the best I’ve ever seen
Making the surreal real. I love it.
I don’t know which of these are happening, that ganny (snerk) is not so overtly being paired to CB or that their moms are ogling CB. Or even more, that both situations are happening. I’ve been shocked, aw-ed, ew-ed, giggled, lol-ed at the same time. Well played, ser. Well played.
Moms are ogling CB.
Sometimes you can’t write the most hilarious or engaging or dazzling material, you’re obligated to storytelling and exposition and so on and so forth. On that note I love this delivery. The “familial” gag is introduced hard, but stops before bashing you over the head with it, it’s overflowing with Zelda geek cred yet you don’t need it to laugh (past comic was great, but LOZ:HW was kinda requisite), your sisters design is legit (even their tone), and even the fucking upholstery looks desert dweller.
“Be” the source material as a foundation, then when you give it the fanfic twist balance your straying with wit and subtlety. Maybe doing it within five lines makes it easier?
Heh. Would have added a *FLASH!* panel near the end but maybe that’s overdone.
Small moms are the best kind of moms
They’re small because their children eat all their food.
I think they are small because they are over 400 years old and do limited physical activity due to their heavy use of magic.
Yes, all small moms do this. Every single one of them.
Y’know, there’s so many ways to justify Ganondorf’s actions, but no one ever really talks about Twinrova. I wonder what their reason for brainwashing Nabooru would be in the MGDMT universe.
They support Ganondorf. Nabooru was rallying other Gerudo against him. As a charismatic leader, she had at least the beginnings of a following, so brainwashing her brought her whole group back into the fold, with the irony of it as a bonus.
I always got the impression Ganondorf’s position was more like a diplomat and Nabooru was second in command running the show back home. I mean, that’s basically just a headcanon, but it fits with her being like the defacto “leader” of the outpost while the Gerudo were all still very loyal to Ganondorf and Koume and Kotake were trying to shut her up.
“I’ll come back to haunt you~” I guess was not only directed at Link. xD
So, wait, I’m just now realizing that Ganondorf’s home life would have been a lot like Steven Universe’s? Multiple tiny moms that sometimes fuse into one super mom? With elemental powers? I’m freaking out.
I never knew they were his mothers!
All day long I have had “titty catsuit cougar grandma” stuck in my head to the tune of the Ninja Turtles theme….
How about “Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers”?
Man I would really love to see some characters from other web comics in here. Think of the world of muscle bound, testosterone fueled super bad asses that are waiting to be tapped into. I got super excited the first time I saw that art with commander and equius, and I can just image how hilarious a comic with homestuck characters could be, like trying to explain the plot or somthing. Just an idea
Ahhh Zelda fans. Given half an inch, we will ramble on about timelines all damn night. Great strip, Coelasquid, and “titty catsuit cougar grandma” is indeed fun to say.
Wow, this is awesome. How do you keep writing such great Zelda comics? I mean, I love your stuff generally but something about your Zelda (and Dragon Age) strips is spot on.
I wonder what Ganondorf’s dad was like…
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