Pretend they’re talking about whatever movie you want
And now I make my (maybe not-so) triumphant return, I’m not sure you guys will accept me back now that you’ve tasted the delicious alternative with all of those fantastic guest strips people have sent along. But hopefully we’ve all managed to divert some much deserved attention their way, so all of the artists can soak up their much deserved praise.
Had to pack my whole life into the back of a PT Cruiser, convince customs I deserve a work visa, and attend to some tough family matters going on to boot, but hopefully it’s a big bright future out there for me to look forward to.
And to celebrate, enjoy this comic about Jared being a surly movie elitist.