It took me like day to figure out how to cook food because it didn’t occur to me that “dropping it directly in a fire” would be a valid preparation technique.
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The pumpkins make me feel more guilty than the pottery
Coelasquid March 20, 2016 11:05 pmThis is an easy joke that a million people have made but whatever, I sincerely feel bad smashing pumpkins in this tiny little farming town to harvest rupees out of them and I can’t get over Link’s dumb placid lingering […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Steals this princess, runs back to their tribe of badass desert ladies, wages a full scale assault to take the fertile green land by force? Hey now. So hey funny story my computer is actually broken right now so I […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Link is kind of turning into Ganondorf’s antagonistic Jared
Coelasquid February 13, 2015 3:15 amSeriously though when did he learn how to horseback ride that business ain’t easy
Coelasquid December 1, 2014 2:50 amI think a lot about how Link was out cold for seven years because the sages were under the impression that prolonged loss of consciousness makes you more fast, agile, and worldly. But hey it worked out okay for him.
I should have gone to CTN this weekend but instead I spent it getting like a million gold medals in Hyrule Warriors with my boyfriend and laughing at Link folded up in his little Mario Kart buggies with his knees […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…