I was fortunate enough to see Clash of the Titans the other day, CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE, MY FRIENDS.
By which I mean I laughed so hard I was in tears. The perfect storm of just… top-shelf horrible excellence, I don’t even know what to say. Everything was masterfully awful, it’s like somebody wrote a moderately competent story, then another guy went through and made fun of everything and someone else was like “Oh hey, let’s make that instead.” PRE-PARODIED MOVIES, MY FRIEND, WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR?
They’ll live on forever under that Extras tab up at the top with the rest of my comics that aren’t specifically about Commander Badass and his bros.