Okay. We are TOO POPULAR!

Vorked April 26, 2010 8:30 pm
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Because everyone seems to click everything EVER when they visit here, it caused our information pings to spike to unbelievable amounts, which is pretty awesome. The problem is that we will need to buy their expensive package if we want to stop being shut down, that, or you know, stop linking the pages on stumblr and stuff like that. Deviantart too. For now, we will have to just keep going until we can figure out what to do.

Just contact me at vorked@gmail.com or vorkedlarfleeze.deviantart.com to let me know if it happens again. Please bookmark one of them or write it down so I can get it solved. Coelasquid has work, so I am usually the one that will have to take care of it ASAP when it happens.

Also, yesterday/last night, we had a spike of 20,000 viewers. This was because some famous site decided to mention the webcomic, as well as Deviantart doing things.

Are you talking to me?

Coelasquid April 26, 2010 7:25 am
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Magikarp is the Travis Bickle of Pokemon.

As in, I swear to God when he evolves he’s going to kill you all.

Gainful Employment

Coelasquid April 25, 2010 5:05 am
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So after two or three months of nail-biting, the show I work on was renewed for another seven episodes and I have found myself gainfully employed again. Naturally my first reaction to coming back from the brink of poverty was YOU KNOW I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE ABLE TO MAKE MIXED DRINKS.

Stocking a bar from the ground-up is enough of a cash intensive process that it typically scares me off, and all efforts to buy one bottle of drank at a time until I have enough to make fun things typically ends in me and my pals consuming said bottle over the course of a party and ending up at square one again. But whatever, we’re talking about doing a barbecue next week anyway, so why not invest the cash into some good times? Plus I can make zombies now. I have yet to attempt setting one on fire, but I think it sounds quite spectacular.

Basically, the moral of this story is that you should all work hard and follow your dreams, and someday you too could have one hundred dollars of booze.

Companion to Last week’s Clash of The Titans considerations

Coelasquid April 18, 2010 12:17 am
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I don’t know what it is, but something about Sam Worthington just makes him like… the most boring person to watch a movie about. Some kind of complete lack of charisma, sort of like they posed out a department store mannequin and drew some sort of expression on it’s face with a magic marker, then got everybody in the scene to act around it. He’s got that “well, I guess he’s good looking because there isn’t anything wrong with him?” look about him, like a Ken doll or Ben Affleck. I guess it’s a good thing they always cast him as the main character in his movies, because otherwise he would be completely invisible.

Also, I still haven’t forgiven him for ruining the last Terminator movie.

On a completely unrelated note, a friend of mine recently told me that she is going to write a fanfiction about Xanatos and Thailog from the Disney Gargoyles series.
So I decided to make fun of her.

It was funnier in my head, I think. Ryker isn’t much of a punchline.

GOOD NEWS

Vorked April 12, 2010 11:59 pm
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I just fixed every single bug that was sent to me in a few emails. So the site should be up and running perfectly.

But remember, if you find anything, email me at vorked@gmail.com