If you want to know why this isn’t in colour, take “Because I Got High” by Afroman and rewrite it to “Because I Got Zelda”

If you want to play Hatoful Boyfriend, you can download the demo over on this site and the English translation patch is over here. The full version will run you five bucks, but the English patch for that one isn’t ready yet. It is… exactly what it looks like, a token Japanese dating sim where all the dudes are photographs of pigeons.