Posts Tagged legend of zelda
Escape rooms hit that perfect balance between “Zelda” and “Saw”
Coelasquid October 9, 2017 2:58 amDust is still settling from Wasteland Weekend, but at least photos like this exist of me now (Before anyone asks; Yes that is my bike, it’s a Triumph Thunderbird Commander) (Thanks to my bro Murphy for his stellar photography skills)
It took me like day to figure out how to cook food because it didn’t occur to me that “dropping it directly in a fire” would be a valid preparation technique.
For those who aren’t in the know, in OoT Ganondorf was raised by two tiny witch sisters with the power to fuse together into some kinda titty catsuit cougar grandma called Twinrova.
Just the fact that there’s a Zelda timeline where they kinda Minority Report Ganondorf and take him out for a crime he had yet to commit based on the accusations of two ten year olds seems to imply the dude didn’t […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Steals this princess, runs back to their tribe of badass desert ladies, wages a full scale assault to take the fertile green land by force? Hey now. So hey funny story my computer is actually broken right now so I […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…