I don’t know what it is, but something about Sam Worthington just makes him like… the most boring person to watch a movie about. Some kind of complete lack of charisma, sort of like they posed out a department store mannequin and drew some sort of expression on it’s face with a magic marker, then got everybody in the scene to act around it. He’s got that “well, I guess he’s good looking because there isn’t anything wrong with him?” look about him, like a Ken doll or Ben Affleck. I guess it’s a good thing they always cast him as the main character in his movies, because otherwise he would be completely invisible.

Also, I still haven’t forgiven him for ruining the last Terminator movie.

On a completely unrelated note, a friend of mine recently told me that she is going to write a fanfiction about Xanatos and Thailog from the Disney Gargoyles series.
So I decided to make fun of her.

It was funnier in my head, I think. Ryker isn’t much of a punchline.