STORY TIME; So once upon a time my roommates and I bought a crappy broken wireless router and named it “Commander Badass”. This just brought images to mind of this macho douchebag sitting on our couch and yelling at us every time we asked him if he could get back to work. Like “Hey commander Badass, think you could work today?” “SHUT UP WOMAN! I’LL WORK WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT! GIRLS DON’T BELONG ON THE INTERNET! MAKE ME A SANDWICH!”
Two years later we have this comic and my router is still a broken piece of crap.