My SquareEnix Headcannon is that all of Tetsuya Nomura’s pointy-haired lead characters are actually the same guy in various degrees of wind-tunnel-sweptuptitude, who lords over all of the other denizens of the Squarenix games like a Mafia don deciding who gets to come out and for how long. If any of the other Squenixians want to show their face in a movie spot, Kingdom Hearts Walk-on, or fighting game they have to appease the mighty King Vidjya!Gackt like a computer game version of Venture Brothers David Bowie.

Considering the hundreds of comments I saw between here and tumblr last week calling Sion “Sora”, I think we might be onto something.

Commander has strong feelings about body image issues. That’s probably got some kind of backstory-relevant significance. Yup.

Oh, and if you’re in the area, I’ll be at Madicon, at James Madison University this weekend!