Great Power, Great Responsibility, Comes With, Etc.
The only reason you guys have a comic this week is because of the amazingly top-notch dudes over at the Harbinger podcast, specifically the Dude Von Doom and Captain Man. I’ve been through apartment-hunting hell the past two weeks and have had barely any time for drawing, so these guys not only came over to my house and packed my crap today, but also hauled it to my new place so I could use the afternoon to make the strip. It doesn’t get much more best bros forever than that, I gotta say. (and if you check out the most recent episode you can listen to me ramble about Dragon age and Robocop with them while we eat cake)
So yeah, this week’s strip comes compliments of some five years of experience as a Manitoba Hydro summer student grunt. I tell ya, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the raw destructive power of a pressure washer (probably something that no teenager should be trusted with, but I guess the alternative was making the Hydro guys wash their own cars)
Those things are absolutely amazing
However using them in a super-soaker battle will end the battle quickly and get you sent to counselling.
I wish Super Soaker would just hurry the hell up and invent man-portable gatling water cannons and other instruments of wet warfare.
Then I can finally be Heavy Washer Guy.
YOU ARE WET
IT IS NOT BIG SUPRISE
MORE PUDDLES! LESS TROUBLES!
ENTIRE TEAM IS SOAKED
FISHWICH IS DELISUHS
CRY SOME MORE
YOU WILL ONLY GET WETTER!
“She weighs fifteen-point-five kilograms loaded and fires high-pressure dihydrogen monoxide at one hundred liters per minute. It costs roughly one cent in water bills to fire this weapon…for twelve seconds.“
Holy crap, that’d be awesome! Water mini-guns, snipers, shotguns… I’m not really sure what the pyro replacement could be. I’ve thought of boiling water, but part of the reason we have super soakers is so kids don’t get injured…
… The pressure washer looks like the pyro’s flame thrower, doesn’t it?
Mix soap in the water so when it lands on the target, they become super foamy. It’s fire-ish, it’s safe, and it keeps the kids clean.
We’ll make millions.
let us not forget, an industrial strength blow drier for the medic
http://www.isoaker.com/Armoury/Analysis/2000/super_soaker_monsterXL.html
I remember this baby when it first came out, I believe it fits your specifications.
Holy cock that is so awesome. I want one.
WHAT SICK COWARD SENDS WATERCAN TO FIGHT ME?!
Ah, the XL line, I remember mine fondly.
http://www.isoaker.com/Armoury/Analysis/1994/super_soaker_xp250.html
Had one. It’s big, intimidating, and drenching. It’s also heavy as hell, has absurdly low ammo (ie: shoot time), and is almost useless except for point defense with a running hose – and the hose is lighter.
But you will call it Sasha.
You do know that as a child, practicality isn’t high on the list of what defines something as awesome.
Since when is practicality high on the list of what defines something as awesome for ANY age category?
I LIKE THIS NEW WEAPON.
Dude that thing was made in 1999 that was before supersoakers were nerfed. Water could leave bruises back in the day with these.
http://www.isoaker.com/Armoury/Analysis/1996/super_soaker_cps2000.html
One shot wonder watergun with recoil. My inner 12 year old still yearns for this beauty. 20 seconds of full pumps to get it back to full power though.
That’s the most rediculous website I’ve ever seen.
I love it.
Yeah, but then they would have to update TF2. Not a bad thing, though.
Sooo…Looking to get wet-behind-the-ears? Or maybe just get all-washed-up before you even get down-n-dirty?
a fire hose, that is all.
Broke my collarbone with one of those. Ah the things you’ll do for a decent riot.
Tactical wet-work made awesome…
But couldn’t he just use Gyarados?
I don’t think he understands exactly what gyarados are capable of.
Not to mention, it just isn’t the same as having the power more directly. And Gyarados probably can’t fit inside the building very well. :)
Jared actually managed to fit Mr Fish into Commanders office… It’s what earned him the intern job if I recall correctly.
You should make a comic strip out of the idea of him not knowing the extent of his Gyarados’s power.. I think that would be great.
Mr. Fish only knows four tricks at a time. Among which are “roll over”.
Great job, as usual.
I can speak for the RAW DESTRUCTIVE POWER of a pressure washer. Dangerous tool for a teen to toy with.
i blasted dents int my old house
Is it bad that I want to get a pressure washer for this exact reason now?
Actually did laugh out loud.
Me, too and it hurt like hell because I have this awful cough. Totally worth it.
Exactly what I would have done.
DAMMIT JARED
DON’T LET HIM SEE YOU
Those things are fun to play with. XD
Good luck with your apartment-ness. ^_^
It’s a multi-purpose tool!
Mmm… Pressure washers… I used to clean my dads boat with one of them and they are awesome. They even have a bit of recoil when you start it, making it easy to pretend you’re wielding a rifle.
Hurr, pressure washers makes it manlier – no matter what it is you’re doing >w>
Personally I use it to weed the stone tiled terrace behind my parents house for extra cash in the summer :P
Never tried to stock the fridge with it though… wonder if I could try it as some kind of post-teenage prank? I wasn’t much of a proper teenager when I was a teenager so I need to catch up on a few things…
So… this is the recycling of an Arrogant Worms song is it not?
I did realize after I drew it that they have a song like that, but this strip was entirely based on my own experiences as a Hydro grunt with a similar list of chores to do and a pressure washer. I’ll concede that I stopped at pulling weeds with it when I realized I probably wouldn’t be working there much longer if I didn’t check myself.
Honestly, it would probably be arrogant of me to assume I’m the only person who has ever come up with this joke. It probably goes through everyone’s head the first time they use one of those things. As soon as they tell yo “this can clean cars but be careful because you could kill your friend if you dick around with it” you bring the whole situation to the next level.
You’re not the only person who’s ever come up with it, but that’s what makes it so funny! I’m sure anyone with even a little bit of mischief in them thinks about these things. There’s this bit in a cyberpunk novel (Snow Crash? Virtual Light?) where the character lost his job blast-cleaning buildings because he and his friend turned the hoses on each other. And closer to reality, Dave Barry made a joke like this about a small flamethrower designed for killing weeds, and also about some mild criminal case where two guys with leaf blowers kept blowing their own leaves into the other guys’ lawn, and eventually ended up aiming the blowers at each other in some sort of leaf rage duel.
Leaf-blower fight?…someone flim this now…
I wish I was allowed to use a pressure washer…
I do greatly enjoy that he’s blasting the mail into the office, however.
I’m still jealous of Sir Jared….
Is that a Wooper in a turtle shell on Jared’s t-shirt? Wooper-Squirtle!!!
Its a Whoop’a-Troopa
If ABBA did the soundtracks for the Mario games…
CAN’T UNHEAR.
I don’t think the lyrics to ‘Mamma Mia’ need much changing, if any at all, outside of an Italian guy singing it.
‘From now on’ Words that should never be uttered upon giving a privilage to a teenager.
You mean unless it’s a restriction? “From now on you will NOT eat taco in your bed”.
(above example is a very valuable lesson – especially if you plan on sleeping in the bed afterwards)
… That’s kinda why he said privilege. Unless you consider restrictions to be privileges?
You have the right to not stuff your head up your own ass…
But you still have the right to stuff other people’s heads up your own ass.
I SAW THAT IN A YOUTUBE ONCE!
I remember my bakery-washing hose with great fondness. I can only imagine the power of a proper pressure-washer.
BEST. BIRTHDAY PRESENT. EVER. tehe, that’s one awesome comic Coela <3
Would like to add this strip is not a birthday present to me XD Just, you know, >.> *sighs*
JARED USED WATER GUN! IT’S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
What is the caption on Jared’s shirt?
“Woopa Troopa”
I….that….
._. That is so amazing and clever. I’m tempted to cave and say that which is forbidden, but I don’t have monies to pay the jar! D:
Ahhhh th’ pressure washer. Poor Jared wasn’t ready for such responsibility, and Th’ Commander probably should’ve seen it from a mile off.
I don’t blame him, though. When first my mom blessed me with access to our pressure washer, I did almost the same thing. True story. When you’re a man with a hammer, I guess, everything starts to look like a nail. Also, for a guy who makes ‘scowling’ his default facial expression I doubt I’ve ever seen The Commander grimmer than in the second panel.
True… Though I would like to request a background of the third panel, if you’re not too busy Coela.
I had a real hard time drawing Commander this week for some reason, He just didn’t want to come out right.
I think he was resisting because he knew what was going to happen, deep down… ;D
All those cigars caused smoke damage to his lineart. Best get him a transplant.
That’s what clones are for.
Now that you mention it i notice he looks a tiny be off. I can’t quiet put my finger on what it is but i think it may be he looks a bit too well groomed.
I think his eyes are too low on his head and it makes him look younger.
Damn, Jared is BAMF in this one. I Love the pressure washer…. Took the skin off my foot once though. Never point them at people lol
So I am not the only one who got rid of weeds like that, after all! It is a thing of beauty, that device.
And, of course, co-kudos to the Harbinger guys. Providing that kind of help? Totally manly.
I’ve missed Jared. :)
Actually couldn’t keep my laughter in at this one. I’ve gotta stop checking webcomics in public places.
Power washers are awesome. When I was in high school, I cleaned stables at my after school job. The power washers made cleaning a snap- concrete floors and wooden walls went from dingy gray to bright white in seconds! I need to rent one to clean my gutters…they look so dingy lately.
Careful, they may tear your gutters clear off your house.
wait… Commander Badass’ car has a B52 inspired plate? who’d have thunk it ^_^
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szhJzX0UgDM
Wait, are talkin’ a little electric or a real gas powered pressure washer?
Electric, or we would see a frame of Jared blasting off in the air screaming I regret nothing.
Many thanks to you and the guys from Harbinger for making sure we got our weekly dose of manliness!
Panel 3 > everything, ever
Weedeating with a pressure washer…
Why couldn’t I think of that?
Good strip this week, nice work.
Well thank god that list didn’t include anything about replacing lights or re-wiring any electric cables.
The “rock lobster” license plate is a nice touch. =D
Ha! I noticed that too
personally, i think Commander’s expression in the last panel is more of a “You dumbass! I knew you’d try SOMETHING stupid!”
Your strips are funny, but this one made my stomach hurt from trying not to laugh while amongst co-workers.
I am trying to imagine a moving version of the last panel. Homygod…
It was YOU who kept knocking out the internet with the power of the PRESSURE WASHER. Because everyone knows that Manitoba Hydro and MTS just hate each other.
No wait, it’s MTS hates everyone.
I can vouch that youngsters should not use this as a toy. My younger cousin thought that it would be fun to use a pressure washer to enscribe his name in a seawall… until his older brother appended “is gay” to the end. :P
I enjoy the car’s license plate saying Rock Lobster lol. This is exactly what my brother and I used to use pressure washers for.
Oh, i want that t-shirt!
When you have a pressure washer, everything looks like a… a… okay, in hindsight I should have just stuck with the hammers and nails metaphor. :|
Oh, oh god. I will never forget the first time I was allowed to use the pressure washer to get the leaves out of the gutter. Jared, I understand SO MUCH.
Ha haaa, this is awesome! :D I can remember threatening a co-worker with washing out his ears with a pressure washer cuz he wouldn’t listen to anyone…
Where were these manly comics all my life?
Let’s be honest, we’ve all wanted to do chores like this.
Jared has passed the test, he is truly a man now
What is he supposed to do with the towels?
Put them into the laundry.
At least there the water might have done less damage? Would’ve been harder depending on how the door to the washer opened and then the dryer would’ve been negated… XD That’s if he was actually supposed to go through the whole process anyway. Might have been more like “put them in this chute” or “this basket” and leave it for the person being paid to do the laundry (which, probably not realistic to pay someone just to wash things for the company but it depends on how much laundry they get, I guess.)
Am I the only one that DIDN’T weed the lawn with a pressure washer?
“But mom, it’s three chores at once! I’m aerating the lawn, weeding it, and watering it, ALL AT THE SAME TIME!”
I’ve moved several times in the past twelve years and I know what a pain it is. And no matter how much I actually prepared in advance it always seemed like several things had to be done at the last minute so it always took all day for us. (Then again, me and everyone I ever roomed with were slobs so it was our own fault but STILL…)
Those are some really awesome friends of yours! Hold on tight and never let go of ’em. (Hopefully they won’t try to get away but, on the off-chance they do, put down some snares or something. Keep them at any cost! Don’t let their terrified confusion deter you. They mustn’t escape!) XD
And the comic shows I’ve really been missing out. I need to borrow one of those things for a day.
Forgot, meant to say thanks to your buddies as well. (I know, they have a website, but I’m lazy.) So if they see this, I appreciate their help in pushing the comic into beautiful existence. :D
I was about to say Mr. Fish should just use Hydro Pump to wash the car, but then it might get destroyed…or at least saliva’d.
I don’t think Commander would be happy if they wrecked up his Chevy.
Whoopa troopa . . . . Where can I get one of those shirts, I must know.
I feel left out. Am I the only one who thought the license plate said something like RUNKLEBUSTER?
Great comic as usual, Coela! c:
I worked for a Day-lighting serves, and I loved it. I had a pressure washer that exceed 500 psi. and what destructive power. You can unearth 6 feet of dirt in under 5 minuets.
Worked briefly in a car sellers washing the cars and getting them ready for the show room. I accidentally broke through the layer of that enamel-type coating. Luckily, nobody noticed until it was sold.
I accidentally peeled some of the ID numbers off the sides of the corporate vehicles…
I accidentally a whole car once.
I once “accidentally” put bologna slices on the hood of a car on a hot summer day :3
I remember first discovering the power of the pressure washer. I felt there was nothing in the world I couldn’t clean. Unfortunately, curiosity got the best of me, and against the recommendations of the safety manual, I put my finger in the spray on a high setting.
Well, actually it wasn’t that bad, but I did have a small, open sore on my finger for a while.
Thenthe washer wasn’t powerful enough. It should have taken your finger clean off. And I speak from experience here. Not personally, but I saw it happen.
What fantastic friends! That is one of the nicest things I’ve ever heard of someone doing in a long time!
Hilarious comic. If only they allowed us dishwashers to use those things…
I have to say though, I’m a teensy bit disappointed that the “MOTHERF***ING BOOZE TIME” ad is gone. The past few weeks it’s seemed almost like a small final punchline.
ha! Great Post!
I REGRET NOTHING.
Pressure washers are appealing to females, too…
Well, obviously, since this was largely inspired by my own pressure washer adventures.
Umm… Yeah, I don’t think that’s a very good idea, Lily.
Beautiful and priceless. Also, I’d probably try to weed the lawn with it too, and I’m 40.
I’m glad your move went well! I read some article once which said that the three most stressful events in people’s lives were deaths, marriages, and moving house.
I can’t imagine how people do it more than once.
Well, except for the dying thing…
The Commander’s expression 10th panel has to be the most awesome reaction I’ve ever seen, ever.
This pretty much made my day <3
So, question:
Every shot of the list, is it the same picture with the next part of it crossed out? Haha
Not that I blame you, just wondering…
yeah, seems like a waste of time to do it any other way.
Good call. good call.
Part of being manly is efficiency (sometimes mistaken for laziness from those on the outside looking in ;) hahaha)
I don’t know why anyone who knows anything at all about drawing would consider it lazy to reuse art that’s for all intents and purposes the exact same, but okay. With the amount of free time I sink into this comic on top of real life commitments like a job and a social life, I don’t think anyone whose opinion I actually care about is going to start accusing me of laziness anytime soon.
That is a great life outlook.
If they don’t matter, why care…
Can’t get over Jareds expression in the third panel. His eyes could out cute a Scottish Fold.
“ect”
I cringed a little
Sorry, but when you’re awake for some 36 hours moving shit and drawing comics, your fingers slip when you’re typing on occasion. If you are so absolutely repulsed by it that it makes you physically cringe you probably shouldn’t hang around this site, the nature of making all these things at three in the morning leads to a lot of typos of that nature.
No way – you’re from Manitoba? Well that gives me one more reason to be proud of my prairie upbringing!
I’m from the swamp/forest/tundra part of Manitoba, Prarie Manitoba was like nine hours south of me. :P
just so happens, my boss brought his pressure washer in yesterday. GUESS WHAT I WAS DOING
The power of a pressure washer can be attributed to that of a low caliber rifle. They are fun to use unless you’re using them for work. But as everyone knows, if you have to do something it makes it less fun. Kudos to the guys that helped you move. This comic is one of the few things I look forward to during the week. Can’t wait until you incorporate Dragon Age 2 into the comic. I’m done now…
I didn’t even know it was out yet. Were the Qunari tolerable (and I guess did it look like a Gamecube game?)
It’s not out yet, comes out in 8 days (at least in the us/canada. It’s something like 11 days for Europe). The demos out already, but it’s short and doesn’t get to the parts with qunari.
I apologize for being a bit ambiguous. I meant I was done ranting. I’m completely with you on the Qunari thing, though. I think the overhaul they gave them is stupid looking. I’m also not a fan of what they’ve done to the Hurlocs. They kind of look like malnourished, mummified humans in chainmail. Not nearly as scary looking as they once were. I think the aesthetics of Dragon Age 2 are going to be something us die hard fans are going to have to get used to.
Until we see a hornless, “Westernized” Qunari without the warpaint, I’m withholding judgment. It’s simply tough to tell how dramatic their redesign has been without isolating the variables, you know? And although I’m no fan of the new Hurlock look, this was telegraphed a bit with the pale Hurlock Disciples in Awakening, so at least we were eased into the idea.
Overall, I’m satisfied that DA2 isn’t a huge departure from the original’s art style. It’s mostly a refinement.
My biggest issue with the Retconari is how clumsily they’ve handled the whole species revamp this far. If they wanted something that starkly different, I would have preferred they just made a new race. That and everything I’ve seen regarding their art, attire, and what appears to be Qunari architecture seems very standard European fantasy this far despite claims in the first game that they were not a white European culture and more like some kind of Middle-Eastern/Central-American fusion. Obviously all this is speculation and I can’t judge too much until the game is actually out, but I’m bracing for the worst and preparing to see them filed down to a standard whitewashed dime-a-dozen rpg-race-with-horns.
Although preparing for the worst is always wise, Bioware’s really been pretty clever about breathing new life into tired old tropes lately. If they can make ME2‘s Jack into a somewhat interesting and sympathetic character, for Chrissakes, then they can certainly inject a little personality into Scary Dogmatic Demon-Lookin’ Fantasy Race #72, you know?
I’m holding out hope that when we see the Qunari in the context of DA2‘s story, the retcon won’t be the transparent asspull that it looks like right now.
It occurs to me that this is the second post in a row in which I used a rhetorical “you know?”
Goddammit, the Commander’s rubbing off on me.
Going off of your mention to the Qunari being a Middle-Eastern/Native American mix was one of the things I enjoyed about them in the first game. Listening to Sten go on and on about the Qun and the Antom and the Beresad just had me yearning to see what they would do with the cultural aspect of the Qunari in the second one. I can see how they would go as far to say that the Qunari we saw in the first one were somewhat “humanized” for lack of a better word. It makes sense because they would fit in better with the people of Ferelden. I would personally love for a little bit of the second game to take place in the Qunari homeland just to see what their actual cities and population look like.
I agree with you MagFlare about Bioware being the kind of company that can spin proverbial straw into gold with character development and back story. I just hope they don’t do like Coela is worried about and turn them into a “generic horned fantasy race.” I’m trembling with rage just at the thought of it.
Also, that is the longest hose for a pressure washer I’ve ever seen.
other fun power tools to make cleaning go faster:
open all doors on your car, use a leaf blower, then an air compressor for those deep folds in the upholstery.
dispose of weeds like the city does! with a blowtorch! (sidewalks and medians only)
I’ve been sprayed with one of those. It’s just like having a staple-gun fight. It’s all fun and games until someone’s hit in the head. Then you have to stop because you’re on your knees laughing so hard.
I’ve used one of those suckers before. Nearly flew across the car wash. Twas amazing.
MANITOBA! YEAH! ME TOO!
Pressure washers are awesome for stripping old paint off things too if you got one strong enough haha
Pressure washers. Never used one, never seen one. Not even on TV shows.
What the heck has been happening to me? :S
Rock Lobster.
I thought you were just being spammy, but I see now what you mean.
…This is pretty much exactly what happened when I was first allowed to use one of those. The power. It’s INTOXICATING
Also, is Jareds shirt some bizarre, adorable crossbreeding between a wooper and a squirtle?
It’s a Wooper and a Koopa Troopa. A Woopa Troopa if you will.
when i read this, i groaned. i expected him to try and shower with it or something, to horrific effect.
and i’m very glad that you didn’t have him flay himself alive with the pressure washer gun!
watching him mangle the agency’s property is much funnier. :D
Jared isn’t workin’ hard…He’s workin’ smart
lol…my mom decided she’d use the pressure washer on our hot tub filters…it ripped them to pieces -.-;;
and on another note, i looked like jared in the 3rd pannel when i saw the manitoba hydro thing…cuz i live in manitoba too, its always so much more fun when you learn that people live/d in the same place as you lol
Even though lots of people have already said it – Can we please please get a wallpaper of panel 3 ? That would be the greatest thing since the invention of cigars.
Hipster Disney gals
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ashleybaccam/a-collection-of-the-best-hipster-disney-memes
“Party boy them to death”
I don’t understand, but I’ll now be crying with laughter forever. :P
The third and last panel…. I want these pictures burned into my brain always. xD
Ah, pressure washers. I remember ripping a chunk out of my finger with one. Good times.
You should definitely incorporate Gray, Ishi, or Sarrano from Bulletstorm, Also some gears of war related stuff would be appropriate as well.
I’m leaving this comment as a hearty thank you. They say laughter is the best medicine and the chemicals released from the action can even extend your life-span. This comic just gave me an extra year and a half of good health. I’ll send you my insurance information to bill.
Does Doom actually smell like a Norse god in person? Or is that one of the myths perpetrated by his followers?
He smells like Old Spice, but That’s probably close enough to the way the Norse Gods smell.
Just noticed that Jared switches his shirt every time he’s shown.
You mean in each strip right?
Haha! This looks like something my brother would do if someone gave him a power washer! I like the last panel the most <3
I just have to say that his face in the third panel is probably the most amazing thing I have ever seen.
STOP MAKING ME WISH YOU WERE STILL IN MANITOBA.
JEEZ.
iamproudthatyou’refrommanitobathough
SHOULD HAVE SHOWEN PUT TOWLES IN LAUNDRY……………….:'(
………………………..I REGRET NOTHING
I’m still surprised he wasn’t washing the commanders coffee cups with that thing.
Only because the Commander never washes his coffee cups — he just disinfects them with single-malt whiskey now and again. Washing coffee cups destroys the subtlety and complexity of flavor they accumulate over time.
To be fair, he did ALL of those tasks in the most manly of ways . . . .
Because of the “destructive power of a pressure washer”, my name was proudly carved into the side of a ranger station in Wyoming…promptly followed by a panic attack and many, many layers of paint :D
I absolutely love this. Thought you’d appreciate some appreciation.
Does Jared’s shirt say “Wooper Trooper?” lmao
the second i picked one of these up, i immediately imagined a flamethrower. and i was 20
I waited to the very last day (you know, when nobody reads this) to say that I got my share of pressure-washer propelled insanity experience before too, the calling of the powerful machine is greater than even that of The One Ring, no doubt. I kind of “blew off” neat chunk of my skin off my foot’s big toe… Welp, they sure weren’t dirty after that, at least.
And to ask where’s my weekly punchlines-in-the-comments is. That’d be Vorked. I worry.
It’s like hitting Penny-Arcade and not having Tycho post. A very rare few of us actually enjoy reading his unnecessarily elaborate posts and it’s almost half our pull to go there. Now I sad.
Oh, just a last note, if you actually manage to read this, Coelasquid: I believe you mentioned before you were considering a store? Well if you are still considering it or ever get down to it, I’d suggest writing “Woopa Troopa” down somewhere you’ll remember. Wink wink.
Gotta be careful with those pressure washers, especially if your car is getting on in years. Took most of the paint off my hood before I realized what was happening.
Please make that shirt a buyable reality.
NO WAY he’s doing it with one hand….. just NO WAY..
i had one in the army, to wash tanks – you need two hands for it :o
(unless he used it on a really low preasure, hmm…. that machine can tear someone’s skin off with enough power ( seen that happens)
(just do clarify – so on one would think we used it as a weapon ( or would think that now :P) –
some stupid Sgt. was trying to clean up somthing small so he held it with his hand while pointing that thing to it…… ( he didnt manage to hold it steady with one hand either (flew up) but he didnt really care for that at that moment)
One we used at Hydro was strong enough to mess people up while still being one-handed.
well, the idea is that just like firing a gun – you get some recoil , i think is the word. you use the other hand to push the hydro gun downwards so it wont go up :P
but it’s ok, still great comic ^^ anyone who held once this thing, one handedly or 2 handedly, recognize that feeling when you wanna do -everything- with it ^^
… I want a Woopa Troopa shirt.
This is the most I’ve laughed at a single page of a comic in… probably years!
Did anyone else read the license plate in panel five? It said “Rock Lobster.” Why did it take so long for me to see that?
But…but…Jared didn’t even finish doing everything on the list yet…
OH MY GOD. Just started Archive bingeing, and HOLY SHIT THE LICENSE PLATE. Kelly, you’re a clever bird, and we love you.